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iron brew tastes like orange piss. Highly overated, unless you like orange piss.

Hey all, if i could please have someone create me a signature picture for the screen name " Not A Pirate Wench" thatd be great. As far as ideas go, i have few >.< so long as you make it revolve around pirates, im sure ill be fine. Thanks mates!

I just bought one for the heck of it at a gas station. I drank it and now i just realised that the its a month expired :'( Am i gonna be poisened and die horribly? Oh, and it tasted like crap =/

At 8/30/06 03:14 PM, SirXVII wrote: So they skim through porn, porn, porn, porn, anime, porn, anime porn, then magically find newgrounds.

HW DID JOO NOES!!!!

At 7/10/06 10:40 AM, gostgamer wrote: i need help getting off of that game

get oblivion

sell your soul and lose your dignity

"Weve been set up"
Mr.Pink
Reservoir Dogs

1 tsp of sarcasm
1 tblsp of harsh reality

YAY!!!!! conspiracies. :)

At 6/27/06 01:05 AM, MrDeadly wrote: hope you like it.

i love it, thank you

At 6/27/06 12:49 AM, TheBeagle wrote: I am catholic :)

then you must also be a conformist :O

seriously though, i agree with ozcar, despite the fact that, i too, am catholic.

well, this means im a goth

anyone got a knife?

At 6/26/06 09:04 PM, Tech_Flash wrote: i'm not fat

well.....your not thin.....

hello, as u can see, i am in need of a sig. My name says it all. (maybe shakespeare in a straight jacket?)
i dunno w/e u guys would like to do

silly cthulhu clicky

this one happened recently

so, my latin teacher was trying to get my class late tickets to a The Doors concert, so she enlisted the aid of Condolesa Rice. Rice then used her power to get Solid Snake and Lara Croft to get us tickets.

that dream scared the shit outta me

At 6/25/06 05:49 PM, whooter wrote: fetal position (rofl)

i love you

At 4/4/05 05:53 PM, -Buddhist- wrote:

:Rocko's Modern Life.

*sigh* i miss rockos modern life so much

At 6/22/06 05:53 PM, Jonas wrote: Oh, and stop making That's So Raven video games.

OH SNAP!!

or how bought' "the burninator"

naname it coldbloodedkilla

shweet, do me

im not to big a fan of garageband. Probably because i cant use it too well :P

thearem for gods existence

If god exists in the minds of fools
And god is greatest in their minds
And it is greatest to be outside the mind
then god is outside of the mind as well as inside of the mind
and exists

that was utter shit

Dave's Insanity Sauce.

1 drop of it is enough to make a POT scorchering.

Also it can be used as a paint thinner, no joke

At 5/23/06 09:24 PM, Peacekid wrote:
electronic porn.

wait, wait. they have ELECTRONIC porn now!!!?

id like a nice, cool, glass of violence. on the rocks

id put ants in my pants

if anyone comes to ask you about the xlax your friend drank, play the marksist and say

"Exlax? What Exlax? I see no Exlax. No Exlax here"

i called the police on you

p.s.
THEYRE IN UR HOUZE THEYRE COMING FER U