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*carletto and his friend max are going to comic con 2007. they pull into the parking lot, and get out*

carletto: well, were here at anime con 2007

max: yeah...lets just get this over with. i'd rather not hang around a bunch of acne prone dateless WoW addict nerds all day, discussing wich Bleach character is the hottest..

Carletto: Wait......I thought you liked anime........

Max: i did, but it was around when Bo Bo Bo BO Bo Bo BO started airing on Cartoon Network that i wanted to burn every copy of Shonen Jump I own, and kill myself...

Carleto: Yeah, i guess that show is pretty bad. But still, lighten up, not everyone here is a Bo Bo Bo nerd! theres all kinds of things, like Fruit Basket and Iz :3

Max: woopdy-freaking-doo. now lets just go, before i start to strangle you...

Carletto: *giddy in the face* ALRIGHT LETS GO!

*they walk into the convention*

Max: my god, i've never seen so much fan fiction in my life...is that guy dressed as Orhime???

Carletto: uuhh, no, thats a girl dressed as Orhime.....

Max: *shudders* thats why fan girls never get dates and Fandboys are all dateless...

Carletto: Yeah, but with todays high spead internetz, there enough Hentai to make up for it

Max: kill you'reself....

Carletto: can't, not done paying off those deals with Wow yet.....

Max: DUDE, does WoW literaly control you're life??

Carletto: *shows small lump on back of next, with text on it 'property of Blizard Inc.'* yeah..Ever since that third expansion, they forced me to convert religion to WoW...

Max: ............maybe i should THANK Bo Bo Bo.............Come on, lets just go. i see a card booth over there.

Carletto: CARDS???? OMFGROFLMAOMGLOlOlOLoLoLoLOLOLoLoLOLoLol Ol1!!!!1!!!!11!1!111!!!ONe!!11!!sEVeN!11 1!!!1111!eXLeMaTIONPoI]Nt111!1Y#%$^&11

Max: yeah.....sure why not....

*goes over to booth. Max buys a pack. Carletto buys a bag worth of POKEMANZ booster decks*

Max: dude, where did you get enough money for that?

Carletto: Dude, didn't you know? ever since Yu-Gi-Oh came out, those things cost, like, 2 dollars a box. same thing happened with Yu-Gi-Oh and Naruto cards...

Max: then WHY would you BUY them if there worthless, and no one plays them? POKEMANZ cards are useless these days....

Carletto: pokemanz.....useless.........?I DONT TELL YOU HOW TO RUN YOURE LIFE SO DONT YOU MINE >:U

Max: fine, blow you're money. But when you can't pay you're monthly fee for WoW, don't come crying to me.

Carletto: *SCOFFS* i don't think i will! i'll go crying to grandma-

*BOOM*

Max: *knocked on floor* HOLY ^%%$, what was that?

Carletto: Dude, i can't feel my legs.

Max: stfu, me and you both know you're just trying to say something cliche' but still acceptable just to continue the plot along.

Carletto: SHUT UP.

*moaning*

Max: dude, shut up, do you hear that? that..moaning?

Carletto: dude...yeah i hear it. and i've read enough Dawn of the dead movie- book adaptations to know that thats the moan of..of...

Max: i swear to god if you say it i'll-

Carletto: ZOOOOOOMMMBBBBIIIEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!1111 !!!!!11!!1!!!11!!!!

*panick and torches and pitch forks*

*power goes out*

*screaming of frightened anime nerds*

Max: CARLETTO, YOU FRACKING RETARD!! now were all going to DIE! The zombiez will find us and eat our livvers!

Carletto: i think you mean brains. anyway, Zombies are stupid. they'll never find us.

*someone slaps Carletto*

Carletto: HEY! Who was that-

Zombie: excuse me, but we zombies have made great progress in the feilds of science and literature. We don't apreciate you slandering our names.

*Carl and Max's jaws drop to the ground and eyes widen*

Max: d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duuude...are..ar e you seeing that thing...

Carletto: there is not a zombie in front of me, there is not a zombie in front of me,there is not a zombie in front of me, there is not a zombie in front of me, there is not a zombie in front of me, there is not a zombie in front of me, there is not a zombie in front of me......

Max: yeah..uhh..you just keep telling you'reself and i'll....
RUN AWAY *grabs Carls wrist and flee's, just as the zombie is chomping down where he was moments before*

zombie: get back here you jerk offs!

Max: DAMMIT, GO AWAY ZOMBIES! NO ONE LOVES YOU-

*runs into a tourist zombie couple*

Max: Jesus CHRIST!!

other zombie: hahahahahahahaha, stupid living people. take a picture of them, honey, we'll eat them in a second.

*other badly dressed tourist zombie snaps picture*

camera zombie: oh, darn, there jaws were chattering too much. the pictures blurry.

other zombie: well..too bad, i was looking forward to- HEY, GET BACK HERE!

*carl and max are running through the convention, avoiding zombies and flying guts and body parts*

max: dude, are you still awake?

*looks back*

Max: HOLY CHRIST, CARLETTO, WHAT THE-

*carletto is a zombie now. and he has no LEGS*

*careletto jumps on Max, and attacks him*

max: come on dude, think about all the fun times together!! think about me! think about you're friend, MAX!

*carletto stops, and looks into space, wondering if what he's about to do.....is worth it....when all of a sudden, gun shots come from the door, and Carletto is shot all over the head. The army is here. Carletto is dead, and lying on the floor as a zombie, a basic pile of flesh and blood*

max: *getting up and looking at Carl*- HAHAHAH, thats what you get fer attacking me, b- *looks at hand. a tooth that dislodged from Carlettos head had peirced Maxes skin. he turned ino a zombie. his draw jops to the floor, literally*- ........................................
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...........................oh...........
.............................*BAM. headshot, brought to you by the U.S Army Zombie Control Unit.*

:3

i get bored sometimes. might as well post this somewhere people will actually see it...

also, another picture:
nerds. experementing with teh flashz0rz

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well CRAP, there went my 4 post maximum down the drain.
i've stilll got lots o' picture >:U

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demon days cover.

i looked at the cover, then drew it.

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a character i madez.

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2D fanart.

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At 12/21/07 07:44 AM, Hammi wrote:

At 12/20/07 09:13 PM, crazerfish50 wrote:
first off, try making the lines thicker, those lines are the lines you use to draw the figure, then add detail...wich you SHOULD do.

k?

Lmfao. Good job on pointing out the obvious, tell me sir what the next phase of your ingenious plan is in drawing the chibi.

no problom dood I:D

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At 12/20/07 09:20 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: i think you guys should settle this by slapping your dicks together until one of you cries like a girl...

this is a good idea.

*grabs pants zipper*

HAVE AT YOU THEN!

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updates updates.

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ANYWAYS!!!!

you're art is nice :3

we should be able to mold it into a pretty nice chibi.

first off, try making the lines thicker, those lines are the lines you use to draw the figure, then add detail...wich you SHOULD do.

k?

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wowza! what program did you use to make that? o3o

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'you all seem delightful and i cant blah blah blah blah *preppy*'

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oh my god you're friend lied to you. everyone hers is either a douche bag or a troll, i'm sorry to say <:)

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At 12/20/07 08:43 PM, sven647 wrote: Ahh i hate the white haired guy he looks weird

oh yeah? well..well..well....oh yeah? well....you're mom looks weird ;o;

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At 12/20/07 08:29 PM, kernalphage wrote:

At 12/20/07 07:44 PM, crazerfish50 wrote:

At 12/20/07 07:36 PM, kernalphage wrote:

At 12/20/07 07:28 PM, TheSnakeSkull wrote: Well, we all know how this is gonna end.

wait... with bad art, or a locked thread?

bad art?

never mind... must not have checked your work in awhile. good stuff going so far.

have heard not from the other "contestant" tho...

he's a bit inactive at times. but he'll be here, even if NGmastah has to gouge his eyes out to make him, though :O

also:
EYELASHES YOU SAY?

by the way, i'm not even close to done. theres at least 12 people supposed to be in this picture :P

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At 12/20/07 08:16 PM, PrinceFlea wrote:

At 12/20/07 08:14 PM, crazerfish50 wrote:

and for those wondering: no. i'm not gay.

Oh that's an girl and not an boy!? how am I really suppose to tell that is an girl because her hair is to short!

i have enlarged the breast to interupt further mix ups ;o;

i'm a bad person :)

To bad you don't look as sexy as the your portrayed in your drawing.

THATS NOT ME. the white haired person is my character, the other person is my friends character ;o;

(who looks like her lol)

come on guys, the white haired person is my character, jacob=, dontcha remember?:

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and for those wondering: no. i'm not gay.

Oh that's an girl and not an boy!? how am I really suppose to tell that is an girl because her hair is to short!

i have enlarged the breast to interupt further mix ups ;o;

i'm a bad person :)

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At 12/20/07 08:11 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote:

At 12/20/07 08:09 PM, crazerfish50 wrote:
my friends a chick >.>

Having a "chick" for a friend makes you gay now? Guh?

no, Flea was insinuating a guy was kissing me....

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At 12/20/07 08:08 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote:

At 12/20/07 07:55 PM, crazerfish50 wrote:

and for those wondering: no. i'm not gay.

Hahaha! Straight out of nowhere... "no. i'm not gay."
Does your friend think you are? Where did that come from?

my friends a chick >.>

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At 12/20/07 07:53 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: Is that guy kissing at the missile toe behind you one of your friends?

THATS A GIRL. she's a short haired one.

and actually yes :D

and for those wondering: no. i'm not gay.

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At 12/20/07 07:36 PM, kernalphage wrote:

At 12/20/07 07:28 PM, TheSnakeSkull wrote: Well, we all know how this is gonna end.

wait... with bad art, or a locked thread?

bad art?

WIP of my entry, babeh :D ITS CHRISTMASY ITS A PICTURE OF ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY IM THE GUY WITH WHITE HAIR OMFGROFLMAOILOVEART

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At 12/20/07 05:52 PM, PrinceFlea wrote:

At 12/20/07 05:22 PM, crazerfish50 wrote: aaannndd now for YET ANOTHER WIP. I REALY DONT KNOW IF I HAVE THE PATIENCE TO FINISH A PIC IN MS PAINT.

Hey is that you kissing danny phantom under that their missletoe? Christmas yaoi perhaps

no, thats another person (girl) kissing my character (boy). under mistletw.

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:D

will do, sir!

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At 12/20/07 05:24 PM, SapphireLight wrote: Take it slowly.

i have no patience. :P

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aaannndd now for YET ANOTHER WIP. I REALY DONT KNOW IF I HAVE THE PATIENCE TO FINISH A PIC IN MS PAINT.

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At 12/20/07 04:40 PM, Splurda wrote: this thread made me lol, kids, what will they think of next?

COLOR TV!?

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At 12/20/07 04:28 PM, Razac wrote: want me to colour em for ya

O_O

dude, this is the chance of a lifetime, take his offer or be forever engraved as a fool.

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At 12/20/07 12:42 PM, Danny-Vengeance wrote:

wat would you rather your your streets lined with??? chavs or emos???

...............................oh god, chavs any day......

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At 11/30/07 11:28 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote: It's against god's will.

my GOD i hopoe you're joking....

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At 12/20/07 10:16 AM, Volit0 wrote:

At 12/20/07 07:46 AM, crazerfish50 wrote: whered al the artists go? ;o;

They're back to real life?

oh shiz..

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At 12/20/07 12:06 PM, Master117chief wrote:

At 12/19/07 05:49 PM, crazerfish50 wrote:

remember kids, making ALTZ is not cool. it only leads to pain and suffering.
unless you're zekey, cuz it's funny when he spams a thread with one and makes a funny journal entry after he's banned.

Oh look A mature adult speaking......NOT!!!

it's called a joke. :3

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.....my god, there are o many possible jokes to choose from.