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This message has been brought to you by someone who is WAY too sensitive for their own good.

My personal, generic away message:

Shit has happened!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer

It's...strange. That's the best way to put it.
You might like it if you don't mind symbolism and people having their eyes held open while being exposed to really REALLY nasty films.

At 2/5/05 05:36 PM, ClementineClock wrote:

At 2/5/05 05:34 PM, Crashland wrote: If we could do that, we would be denying our natures...

I KNOW YOU, FEWEL! YOU BLAMMED MY MOVIE!

And I'd blam it again, if it weren't for those pesky kids...
...
...what'd I blam again?

If we could do that, we would be denying our natures...

It's a vicious cycle, you know...
The old system becomes oppressive. A revolution has to occur to usher in change, and a new system instated.
But that system becomes corrupt. It turns into the old system all over again.
There is no point in revolution. In the end, you lose.

At 2/5/05 03:30 PM, Tom_s00 wrote: (no offense to any american users)

Oh, none taken, my friend.

Let's see here...
Art sites, special interest stuff that you guys wouldn't care about, Newgrounds, emulation stuff, more fourms, webcomics...
Hmm...nothing too interesting.

What's wrong with communists?
Why not go after hippies? Or republicans? Or the producers of American Idol?

...okay...
Good for you...

At 2/5/05 03:06 PM, neogeo0823 wrote: i currently am collecting a huge mass of porn, so why would i wanna get rid of it? its taken me almost 4 years to get the 1300 pieces i have now, so as far as im concerned, its stayin

...4 years and you've only amassed 1300 pieces?
You're doin' something wrong if it takes you that long.

Ah, the extremist christian right...what would we do without them? >.>

At 1/13/04 10:44 PM, certifiable wrote: Im scared of fat women wearing a thong and spandex.

EVERYONE'S afraid of that...it's even worse when it's a fat guy in a Speedo.

Aww...did we all go and step on your ego?

You keep asking Why? Why does everything exist.
The fact of the matter is, there is no answer.
Should we ever find that answer, all hell is going to break loose.
So don't ask the question "Why is this?"...as "What am I going to do about it?".

At 1/12/04 12:50 AM, Scarz wrote: Hey all you Dial-Up users.

Burn it and get fucking Broadban and stop dragging me down whenever I come to this site!

And if thats not it then you'd make your lives better if you got it as well. And you'd stop draggin me down when I play Counter-Strike!

Hey! Broadband user! Learn to spell the name of your service and suck my internet cock!

We dial-ups have as much right to be here as you. Realize that we only have dial-up because we might not be able to get it.

Stop being an elitist pussy.

At 1/12/04 02:02 AM, mighty_potato wrote: VOTE URKEL 2004!

...what are you on, and where can I get obscene amounts of it?

...this can only end in bloodshed, race riots, and Al Sharpton showing up...

At 1/7/04 01:43 AM, hyper_goat wrote: "Newgrounds: We flash you for free!"

Heh...that's a good one.

At 1/7/04 01:09 AM, Bevin wrote: Bad boys, bad boys......What cha gonna do? What cha gonna do when they come for YOU ?

Get a lawyer. DUH!

"Newgrounds: Didn't your mother ever warn you about us?"
"Newgrounds: What? Me worry?
"Newgrounds: And on the eigth day, God created Flash."
"Newgrounds: Because we can!"

Ugh...I shouldn't have read this post...now I've got ideas flying all over the place!

At 1/6/04 11:34 PM, gobblez wrote:
NG - [random funny motto on each page load]

*sudden flash if insight* That's it! I know there's a line of HTML coding out there that randomizes lines of text like that. Why not just gather up all these suggestions and do that?

Michael Jackson.
Man? No
Woman? No
Human? Doubtful

Go neutral, my son...it's fun to play mercenary, and it pisses both the light and the darkness off to no end...

At 1/6/04 11:23 PM, EarthCrisis wrote:

At 1/6/04 11:09 PM, Crashland wrote:

"Newgrounds: If we haven't done it yet, it's probably a felony."

I like this one alot It's true but it may be the way he set it up all unsure of him/herself and all.

Um...thanks, I guess! n.n;;

I've got two more, if it pleases everyone:

Newgrounds: And they said teaching "Duck and Cover" was outdated...
Newgrounds: Watch out for that tree...

Sorry if this offends! >.<

I'm probably gonna get hit for this one...or yelled at...or banned...or any combination of the three...but here goes:

"Newgrounds: If we haven't done it yet, it's probably a felony."

I now humbly apologize to everyone.

At 1/5/04 01:29 AM, WaffleClock wrote: Hi, it's me (Cheif of StrawberryClock's Iquisition, Leader of Brazen_Goldz's E-mail Monitoring Division, and Car Theif on Vaction) again. Time to for I me mean me to for me to for I me mean me to ask a question...

And somewhere, an English Teacher is having a heart attack....

Hey...in some cases, fat pets are nice. A 20 lb tabby makes for an excellent lap warmer.

However, when Mittens starts to be mistaken for your St. Bernard, then you have problems.

At 12/27/03 01:27 AM, Trunks2001 wrote: got to love those catholics............ x.X

Amen, dude...amen... -.-

-=shudder=-
Kinda looks like that dude from those Subway Commercials...