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Author Search Results: 'crapatflash'

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Topic: Retarded criminals disguise fails

Posted: 11/01/09 08:10 AM

Forum: General

At 11/1/09 06:24 AM, Elios wrote: These criminals should be shot to stop them reproducing.

fixed.


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Topic: ?Any gun and/or knife lovers at NG?

Posted: 11/01/09 08:06 AM

Forum: General

Can't say that i've ever handled a firearm or had any interest in them. but i love the desert eagle. for the lulz.


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Topic: kids texting in class

Posted: 11/01/09 08:04 AM

Forum: General

I have an old phone that doesn't have a colour display, a $50 credit plan that usually lasts me about a year, and i don't spend every waking moment texting people with idiotic messages. Because of this most people will look at me like some sort of retard.

Sorry for not being your average teenage consumer whore.

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Topic: I Found a boat today

Posted: 11/01/09 08:00 AM

Forum: General

At 11/1/09 04:46 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: Awesome. Hey, if you could write down everything else you did this week and upload it here then we'd all be in your debt.

Especially with his extraordinary spelling and grammar skills!


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Topic: RE: Straight People

Posted: 11/01/09 07:58 AM

Forum: General

about 60% of the worlds population are idiots. about 75% of that live in america. accept it.


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Topic: How can i protect my house?

Posted: 11/01/09 07:55 AM

Forum: General

temporarily air lift your house about 200 feet off the ground.

it really works!

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Topic: What Does Newgrounds Like???

Posted: 11/01/09 07:51 AM

Forum: General

Newgrounds doesn't have a collective interest or taste in flash. Iit's made up of thousands of members, each with their own likes and dislikes. Maybe it has to do with who saw the flash at what time. If many people who don't like that kind of thing saw it first, they would have given a low score to begin with.


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Topic: Note to self:

Posted: 11/01/09 07:48 AM

Forum: General

At 11/1/09 06:46 AM, Jawdyn wrote: ...bed soaked with water...

better double check that one. im pretty sure your drunk friends wouldn't pour water on your bed...


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Topic: I Think I Am Losing Faith

Posted: 11/01/09 07:43 AM

Forum: General

I've never been religious, and I've never seen the reason. Not to trample on other beliefs, but I can't see the point in blindly following and worshiping an unknown figure who no one knows even exists.


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Elated

Topic: removemovieclip woes

Posted: 10/26/09 03:53 AM

Forum: Flash

At 10/25/09 07:09 AM, Fion wrote: Hold on, let me try that again, use this code:

_root.loadbar.swapDepths(_root.getNextHi ghestDepth());
_root.loadbar.removeMovieClip(this);

Thanks! worked like a charm.


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Sad

Topic: removemovieclip woes

Posted: 10/25/09 06:57 AM

Forum: Flash

I'm having some problems trying to remove a loading bar from the screen. My code clearly says _root.removeMovieClip(loadbar) but nothing's happening. I've tried all these variations like removeMovieClip(_root.loadbar). I've created a tween function which will move a movieclip to any part of the stage with a slight ease out (i don't want to use inbuilt tweens cause it will clog everything up), and the removeMovieClip function is supposed to trigger at the end, ie, when the loadbar is off screen. I won't post the code because i doubt it will solve anything, it works fine on another movieclip just not the loadbar. tell me if you need more info... please help.
P.S I just tried deleting directly without being cued by the tween function, but that isn't working either

LONG STORY SHORT: Trying to remove a movieclip with removeMovieClip function, tried every variation, nothing working, why is this MC invincible?


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Questioning

Topic: 4chan Euphoria Fail

Posted: 10/14/09 04:25 AM

Forum: General

Does the name "4chan" mean nothing to you? And you tried it twice. Your parents weren't related were they?


13.

Shouting

Topic: Teen set on fire over stolen bike!!

Posted: 10/14/09 04:21 AM

Forum: General

Someone may have said this before but im too lazy to read the whole thread. Here in Australia, a mentally disabled man was set on fire by a bunch of teenagers. The reason? because they were bored? what? you are THAT desperate for entertainment that you have to set someone on fire? they should be shot to stop them reproducing and fathering equally stupid kids.


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Questioning

Topic: 3D cube dektop

Posted: 10/14/09 04:04 AM

Forum: General

so I was looking through some of those neat 3D cube desktop programs you can get and i noticed that they all had one common flaw (as far as i could see,) you couldn't change the icons on each individual desktop. you could move them to different positions, but it you deleted an icon it was removed from all desktops, not just one. does anyone know of any cube desktop programs that allow you to change the icons for each desktop, or have a reason for why it may only work for me?


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Topic: Hitler May Still Live

Posted: 10/02/09 10:53 PM

Forum: General

At 9/29/09 03:26 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Apparantly he didn't blow his brains out.

Looks like the conspiracy theories were right this time, Hitler didn't die.

dude, why even bother keeping this "theory" alive? just let it die, it's obviously a set up.


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Shouting

Topic: holy fuck; boys face smashed off

Posted: 09/08/09 02:37 AM

Forum: General

holy shit. half of me died when i saw (what remained of) his face in the hospital.


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Questioning

Topic: A rather scary moment...

Posted: 09/08/09 02:27 AM

Forum: General

see, where you said "kept trying to call her" makes me not that surprised that she made her dad answer your call.


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Expressionless

Topic: High School Musical Subliminal mssg

Posted: 08/16/09 06:29 AM

Forum: General

Yeah, cause subliminal messages in reversed music didn't stop being funny 5 fucking years ago. Seriously, get over it. The first one was hardly audible, they're just making shit up that has nothing to do with the reversed song.


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Topic: Out-of-your-house massive shits

Posted: 08/16/09 06:22 AM

Forum: General

At 8/16/09 03:54 AM, Neenja-SkLz wrote: I fucking hate them...

"Freight train sized"? You were fucking ten! What the fuck were you eating back then, elephants?

jesus...

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Topic: Deleting System32

Posted: 08/16/09 06:19 AM

Forum: General

At 8/13/09 04:05 AM, Podburrys wrote: No, I'm not asking you to do it because that is a VERY stupid thing. So basically, everyone remembers the guy who did it on some NGr's advice yes? Now, if it's just an important system, why on earth would Microsoft allow you to casually delete it? Think about it. It makes it so your computer doesn't even boot. You'd think a process like that would be heavily protected, not even deletable in Safe Mode.

I want you to carefully read the paragraph you just wrote. See where you mentioned the word "Microsoft"? That's why you can delete system32.


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Topic: 13 Year Old Kills Self Over Wii

Posted: 08/16/09 06:15 AM

Forum: General

At 6/27/08 11:48 AM, Mr-Anderson wrote: Oh, guess what? IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND THIS IS PROVEN.

Now, I hope you all feel like a steaming turd.

"His death was an accident, which took place while he was throwing a temper tantrum after he'd been sent to his room. His parents know this. The coroner knows this, saying the boy "had killed himself by accident".

God, if it really was an accident, people will remember him as even more of a moron.
"I wonder what happens when i put my tie on, attach it to my bed and jump off?"
That kid really was a fucking idiot whether it was an accident or not.


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Resigned

Topic: 13 Year Old Kills Self Over Wii

Posted: 08/16/09 06:09 AM

Forum: General

At 6/26/08 12:55 PM, MrHero17 wrote: If he's that stupid the worlds better off without him.

Any sane person would have just played it anyway.

I must say i pretty much agree with this statement. Anyone stupid enough to kill themselves over a Wii should deserve to die. 20 bucks says this kid gets nominated for a Darwin award.


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Questioning

Topic: I was kicked out of my house

Posted: 08/16/09 06:07 AM

Forum: General

At 8/16/09 03:53 AM, TightRope wrote:
At 8/16/09 03:52 AM, rockerdog5 wrote:
At 8/16/09 03:51 AM, UnreaK745 wrote: You idiot. Why do you even post crap like this?
yeah this is prob blog material. what are we even supposed to say to this? im sorry?
The madder you guys get at my posts, the more I post them

A self-acknowledged troll... now I've seen everything.


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Questioning

Topic: Midi Keyboards...

Posted: 08/16/09 06:02 AM

Forum: Audio

I've been looking at getting a MIDI keyboard to plug in to my computer and use for my songs, and I was wondering what kind of brand would be the best value for money. having had almost no experience with MIDI Keyboards, i thought id ask you guys.
Please try to keep in mind my oh so tender age and the financial limits that may or may not accompany it.


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Shouting

Topic: Homework.

Posted: 08/11/09 02:56 AM

Forum: General

At 8/10/09 05:14 AM, fohn-jarmery wrote: It gives your teachers and proffesors an idea of what level you are working at and what you can achieve, what your strong points are and what you can improve on. It helps them decide what they should be teaching the class and what method to use when teaching it, and it helps separate the hard-working students from those who don't put any effort in.

That's my point. I'm quite happy to learn things, and if I enjoy something i can get engaged easily. Also, i usually do well in pretty much all other aspects of a subject. even if it's homework on something i enjoy, i still can't be bothered doing it.


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Topic: Homework.

Posted: 08/11/09 02:53 AM

Forum: General

At 8/10/09 03:22 AM, shadowslayer1313 wrote: Where did this random idea of homework come from in the middle of summer? Do you have it now?

Where do you live? China?

Australia. Yes, we have homework now.


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Topic: Homework.

Posted: 08/10/09 03:01 AM

Forum: General

I can't stand homework. Homework is the reason people like me drop out early i reckon. I just cannot stand homework. Most people put up with it (grudgingly,) some people happily complete it, some just ignore it entirely. It's not that i can't do it, it's just that i have almost no self-discipline.
"Okay, let's do some math homewoooooooooahhh screw it i wanna watch tv."
i just can't drag myself up to do it. I have other stuff i want to do, screw completing page after page of homework. now because of this i've started loathing going to school. school's fine, but whn it comes time to check the homework... fffffffffffffuck. it just doesn't work. I just don't work.
Anyone else have a complete lack of self discipline when it comes to work?


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Sad

Topic: Facebook is being retarded

Posted: 08/10/09 02:53 AM

Forum: General

At 8/10/09 01:30 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote:
At 8/10/09 01:27 AM, wtfyourface wrote: Facebook IS retarded.
You beat me to it.

You beat me to beating me to it.


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Topic: Experience Goal: 8,700

Posted: 07/17/09 06:50 AM

Forum: General

If I wasn't too lazy, I'd probably set my goal to the black ninja stars (can't remember what level). They're just damn sexy.


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Topic: Open Discussion- The Bbs

Posted: 07/11/09 12:03 AM

Forum: General

I think it's not just the mods. It's the fact that the trolls and spammers don't care about getting banned, so you can ban them over and over again, but you can't stop them from coming back. Is there such thing as a permaban? Mods should hand those out to consistently trolling users.


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