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Topic: Ignornace is bliss.

Posted: 03/28/08 01:27 AM

Forum: General

Before I saw this degrade into a petty, one sided assault on a forum regular, I was moderately content. Now, i'm bored. How dare you slightly lessen my mood!

and proving once again, ignorance is bliss. Blue pill if you would, intimidating bald man.

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Topic: Druids need to be nerfed... hard

Posted: 03/26/08 10:43 PM

Forum: Video Games

When WoW and the NG forums collide, it's not pretty. Concerning druids in arena: They have the highest representation (At 1850+) of any class. Following close are warriors. Anyone who says warlocks are overpowered are a little behind the times.


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Topic: Edgar Allan Poe...

Posted: 03/26/08 10:25 PM

Forum: General

I can not share your pain, sadly, having abandoned the book after the first 7 pages. I usually stay away from prose by poets.


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Topic: 07 and 08 users? Really that bad?

Posted: 03/23/08 03:40 AM

Forum: General

It's an endless cycle. The older will subject the younger, more vulnerable users to criticism, the younger will in turn become the older, while the still older leave newgrounds gradually. It gets.....boring after a while.


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Topic: What's wrong with hentai?

Posted: 03/21/08 01:07 PM

Forum: General

At 3/21/08 01:05 PM, The-Eagle wrote:
At 3/12/08 10:06 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Because you cant fuck a hentai picture.
You can't fuck a picture of a woman.

Print and hope for no paper cuts.


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Topic: the worst thing to say on a plane?

Posted: 03/06/08 08:13 PM

Forum: General

Hi, Jack!

Common greeting gone horribly awry

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Topic: Who is Luigi's True Love?

Posted: 03/06/08 08:07 PM

Forum: General

The mario approach is still the most logical, daisy's existence is just a lame cover-up to mask his inner urges.


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Topic: Is this a good idea?

Posted: 03/01/08 04:00 AM

Forum: General

At 3/1/08 03:54 AM, dacmac wrote: tiolet paper is for wiping ur ass

Think outside the box you narrow minded forum dweller! This man has obviously made a breakthrough that will effect all the people out there that find wet ass unfavorable.

and in the process infuriate a minority of ecologists out there

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Topic: Help me BBS

Posted: 06/14/07 03:59 PM

Forum: General

At 6/14/07 03:25 PM, TacoFreak wrote:
At 6/14/07 03:22 PM, Crag wrote: Just play it so we won't be bothered by any of your further activities.
Go fuck yourself

I would like you to refrain from any further fantasizing.


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Topic: Shit!

Posted: 06/14/07 03:47 PM

Forum: General

At 6/14/07 03:38 PM, SCUD14 wrote:
At 6/14/07 03:36 PM, Crag wrote: As much as I'd love to see you gone for an extra day
have we met before?

I doubt it. Even if we had met remembering you would be a miracle. Informing me that you're going to further clog up the BBS in celebration is no invitation to be friendly.


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Topic: Shit!

Posted: 06/14/07 03:36 PM

Forum: General

As much as I'd love to see you gone for an extra day I can not simply flame you and expect to get off scott-free. Try using a PSP, or plainly skip your NG birthday and settle for a couple congratulatory posts in the WI/HT section.


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Topic: Help me BBS

Posted: 06/14/07 03:22 PM

Forum: General

Just play it so we won't be bothered by any of your further activities.


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Topic: What users do you miss?

Posted: 05/29/07 10:34 PM

Forum: General

DingoTheDog, though he's not entirely inactive I wish he'd post more often.


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Topic: Happy birthday to me!

Posted: 05/29/07 09:39 PM

Forum: General

Join the club . . .


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Topic: Busy Day Tomorrow.

Posted: 05/29/07 09:37 PM

Forum: General

Such a pity, fun fun everywhere and you're too stubborn to absorb any of it. Learn to relish events such as these instead of staring at the computer for hours on end.


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Topic: Chineese penis eaters!!

Posted: 05/22/07 03:48 PM

Forum: General

Double yolked orange eggs, goat testicles, and bull penis, sounds like barrels of fun....and vomit.

At 5/22/07 03:40 PM, MrLeone wrote:
At 5/17/07 07:23 PM, MattKane wrote: how a boot some haggus?
Oh man this stuff is delicious!...
What is it exactly?

Sheep intestines?


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Topic: And looks like we have...

Posted: 05/22/07 02:40 PM

Forum: General

At 5/22/07 11:41 AM, DaveMan-CI wrote:
At 5/22/07 11:32 AM, FBIpolux wrote:
At 5/22/07 11:14 AM, DaveMan-CI wrote: Can i help?
Hmmm... Maybe? Do you still have penis enlargement pills in stock?
why yes we do, ur lucky u phoned when u did as its the last batch.

Golly gosh, thanks ma'am!

And looks like we have...


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Topic: Are You Scared Of Dying?

Posted: 05/22/07 01:47 PM

Forum: General

Not dying in itself, no, but the after effects are quite terrifying.

At 5/22/07 01:22 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: Anyone who says they aren't is lieing. You can say you're not, but when you're in danger, that's a whole different ballpark.

Impulse. You run from a bomb, you duck from a bullet, if you didn't you wouldn't be here. Who would want to sacrifice their lives without thinking it over first?


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Topic: Black people, wow.

Posted: 05/15/07 11:59 PM

Forum: General

At 5/15/07 11:43 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: I hate how Black people like that are never considered racist when they're the most racist people there are.

It's called affirmative action, we used them as bottle openers for centuries and now they get to call us cracker, whitey, and all sorts of other slang for a while, though I think it's ridiculous plenty of the public think we should give them a break even though nothing of any relation at all ever happened to them or anyone their relatives can remember.

No one is sympathetic to a person called whitey on a regular bases, but if an implication of n****r is even brought up, you'll either see a shooting or someone getting sued.

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Topic: Sign-up date versus post count

Posted: 05/15/07 11:25 PM

Forum: General

At 5/15/07 10:02 PM, Wesleyiam wrote:
At 5/15/07 09:44 PM, Hitman wrote: Neither. Level is key. If I see a guy with level 3 post, and a guy that is level 14 post. I would go with the lvel 14 guy. With the exception of Stamper and a few who chose to keep a low level. The best way to gain a huge E-penis is to post intelligently and actually help theconversation in a topic.
I've never found a reason to level past level 9, all it does is give me a different icon below my name

Yet it takes up barely any time at all, if you had actual reasoning to your claim you'd have
never leveled at all, instead you imply that you're just too lazy to be hassled.

Regarding the thread, I look at post count, a user with 10,000 posts can not be utter shit or he would have been wiped out, I don't have much faith in people walking in with 10 posts even if they have something longwinded to say (Or an early signup date, though, level is a minor factor) it usually still is not worth wasting your time on.


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Topic: Why do women have to be such teases

Posted: 05/15/07 11:13 PM

Forum: General

Did someone go for the grope too early?


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Topic: The Official: Bob Barker Thread

Posted: 05/15/07 10:43 PM

Forum: General

At 5/15/07 10:24 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 5/15/07 10:03 PM, AshfordPride wrote: I want Bob to ride the wheel off into the sunset as the screen fades to black.

And then Captain Barbarossa walks in and tells us if we'd be willing to go to the ends of the earth to get Bob back.

Credits.
That'd be the best ending, ever. Also, Dead Man's Chest had the best cliffhanger ever filmed.

That's because it was a cliffhanger to a movie, which rarely ever happens since it gives the sense that the movie is just a made-to-order sequel with uneccesary plot twists. The hanger itself bordered nonsensical, really, what's next? Ol' Jack is pregnant and the kraken is the father?


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Topic: Anime should be banned

Posted: 05/15/07 10:35 PM

Forum: General

Pouring liquid cheese on a beach ball is completely logical, it is quite possible to get hungry from physical activity, which beach balls premote. A handy snack indeed for the casual beach-goer!

Thus, this flaw discounts your arguement completely and utterly.

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Topic: Anyone with really high levels...

Posted: 05/14/07 10:13 PM

Forum: General

At 5/14/07 10:03 PM, Shawtey wrote: yes but pimp deposits every day... he gains 10 exp every day... bomb does as well... i dont think bomb can gain more than 10 exp now can he?

There can be more then 1 level 30, if bomb stays steadfast in depositing he will become 30, along with pimp.

also if pimp deposits every day he will be level 30 in 3 years... if he doesnt than it might be bomb

What?


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Topic: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge

Posted: 05/14/07 10:05 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

4,000 posts.

The last 1,000 were not actual garbage (Unlike my first 3,000), I can actually feel proud.

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Topic: Anyone with really high levels...

Posted: 05/14/07 09:59 PM

Forum: General

At 5/14/07 09:45 PM, Shawtey wrote: PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE... in order to be level 30 you need the same or more exp than pimp... if you gain 10 exp a day... and pimp gains 10 exp a day... YOU WILL NEVER GET THERE...

lets say pimp dies and never deposits again...

then you need to pass bomb... and he gains 10 exp a day...

basically you will never get level 30

also this is stupid because 60 levels are coming out soon... so you might be level 30.... but you will never be level 60

Wrongo shawtey, the exp. gap between 29 and 30 increases in a pattern, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, The young users will catch up someday since no one is demented enough to deposit dilligently for decades. It's impossible to tell who will be the new 30 or 60 ( I hope) in a couple of years, we can only estimate (But dismissing the question as ridiculous simply because of a nearing update is not wise).


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Topic: So, I Was Just Driving And Wham!

Posted: 05/14/07 09:42 PM

Forum: General

At 5/14/07 08:46 PM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

An easy way to avoid all blame in golf related accidents is to immidialty face the opposite direction, stick your hand firmly to your forehead, and make an arched motion with your head.

Unless, of course, you're the only golfer within 400 yards, then you'll have to go into fits of cheering along with the listed above to throw off suspicion.

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Topic: So, I Was Just Driving And Wham!

Posted: 05/14/07 08:30 PM

Forum: General

Hole in one.

So, I Was Just Driving And Wham!


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Topic: Brother is Watching Porn.

Posted: 05/11/07 08:07 PM

Forum: General

At 5/11/07 08:04 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 5/11/07 08:03 PM, Crag wrote: You can't even remember his age, talking to him about the birds and the bees will do no good, go dump this issue on your parents.
Yes I know, but I hate the fag. He makes me want to move out of the house.

What, and mountain-dew-drinking-computer-addicted-yuppi es are not annoying at all? Be a tad more empathetic.


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Topic: Brother is Watching Porn.

Posted: 05/11/07 08:03 PM

Forum: General

You can't even remember his age, talking to him about the birds and the bees will do no good, go dump this issue on your parents.


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