Nobody gives a shit about what the villagers in Africa do. They've already been through enough. EG: Rwanda, civil wars, etc.

Adopted whale is adopted.

Be offensive and go for the kill like I did. I asked my gf out plain and simple, and she just said "yah".
Do it, she'll give in eventually, but if she says no, dont ask "why not?"
You will become the irritation, moving on from being a "brother" to her.

i do not have asthma.

for all we know you might be having wetdreams over LOZ

no, but i went deaf in my right ear for 3 weeks. fuckin sucked

At 3/29/09 05:20 AM, smitty0123 wrote: 4chan is also not quite as good as 5chan

you sire, are an idiot.

what has been seen cannot be unseen

I dunno if you've heard of LORDCO, but a lot of the time when this itallian guy phones asking for parts,(i know its the same guy coz of his thick accent) and my manager hates the fucker. I decide to put on my pinder accent and blurt out "no we do not have any of those parts, now you can go fuck yourself"
-"EXCUSE ME, WHERE CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER"
"The manager is available but not single, would you like to speak to him?"
-"YES I WOULD, NOW PUT HIM ON"
"LORDCO PARTS, Dan speaking..."
-"Yeah, hi, i believe one of your indian employees has an attitude problem towards customers..."
"What indian employee?"
-"Some fucking pinder just told me to go fuck myself"
*boss winks at me and throws his hindu accent on*
"IM SORRY, BUT WE DO NOT HAVE ANY *cough cough* NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF"
*boss hangs up*

the fat shit actually showed up at our store one time and was looking for some brown guys.

coz at night i dont have school, my job to attend to or anyone bitching at me how the vacuum doesnt work.

zombies will never be real in my life time.

Crank Dat by Soulja Boy

Great. Next step, continue "normal life"

Trust me bro, later on, your only gonna piss the preps off for looking better than them, and *if*, the girls are actually hitting on you, theres gonna be one tremendous shit-storm.

Name him Dickbutt

put a kitty litter box under stairs. problem resolved.

this thread has already died

STATING THE OBVIOUS, +1 POST

my comp studies and science teacher have xbox 360, and ill play some cod4 with them every once in awile. next day school... " your too good with that sniper man" then the whole class is talking about it. Ive had others challenge me cause the teachers spread the god word about me.
during the school year, they both bring their xbox 360s to school, set up a system link, and put it on 2 projector screens, and the school can have a tournament, or play guitar queero. I won a $50 giftcard to futureshop in the cod4 tournament before xmas.

i broke my dick

go to the movies and give her smiley faces. bitchez love smiley faces.

"is whale barf a better $$$ earner than gold?"

i was suprised.

At 1/9/09 08:52 PM, firemaker60 wrote:

At 1/9/09 08:45 PM, esko-man wrote:

At 1/9/09 08:41 PM, Cpl-Sylux wrote:

That relationship isn't going to last. I'm sorry, but that's the hard truth.

Dont be so sure. I havent been tricked by this one yet like the last 2 bitches. i got nudes of em both, BUT NUDITY ISNT ALLOWED ON NG. BAWWWWWWWWWW

At 1/9/09 08:45 PM, esko-man wrote:

At 1/9/09 08:41 PM, Cpl-Sylux wrote:

currently, from the 1st month of grade 10, and shes pretty good lookin if you ask me.

If she's not a complete moron.. You did good kid, you did good!

actually, shes a fuckin genious. corrects me on half the mistakes i make.

fix'd it

3rd week of grade 8. she was a bitch.
6th month of grade 8 to 4th month of grade 9. she was as dumb as a bag of hammers.
currently, from the 1st month of grade 10, and shes pretty good lookin if you ask me.

i like having 6 inches at a young age.
if i turn fast near the wall, it makes a "thwap" noise.

i dont give shit really.

i would tell people, and let whatever it is eating me away kill me. but through the wait, cause some infractions.

go ahead, see if i care

Your gonna lose your balls while talking to some good looking girl.