1,390 Forum Posts by "CowsCanBark"
You guys need to stop posting so much. I go on vacation for a few days and I'm over 20 pages behind. What the fuck man!
QUICKLY EVERYONE! The dogs are after us!
They have blood on their teeth and eyes in their nostrils!
OMG FRANKLIN!
Never...eat...poop...
Only once did I stab him!
At 8/26/07 05:43 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: can someone recommend some thrash and death albums to check out? I need more metal to listen to
Death:
Behemoth - Demigod
Behemoth - Zos Kia Cultus
Bloodbath - Nightmares Made Flesh
Cattle Decapitation - Karma.Bloody.Karma
Cattle Decapitation - To Serve Man
Deicide - The Stench of Redemption
Demilich - Nespithe
Deteriorot - In Ancient Beliefs
Morbid Angel - Altars of Madness
Necrophagist - Onset of Putrefaction
Therion - Of Darkness...
Melodic Death Metal:
Amon Amarth - With Odin on Our Side
Arch Enemy - Burning Bridges
Cryhavoc - Sweetbriers
ANY Dark Tranquillity
Into Eternity - Buried in Oblivion
Thrash Metal:
Later day D.R.I.
Exodus - Bonded by Blood (and SHKM but I see you already have it)
Gwar - Violence has Arrived
ANY Slayer up to Seasons in the Abyss
Suicidal Tendencies - How Will I Laugh Tomorrow
Vio-lence - Oppressing the Masses
Thrash/Death Metal:
ANY Atheist
ANY Macabre
Nonexist - Deus Deceptor
Possessed - Seven Churches
ANY Vader
At 8/26/07 01:08 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
i would like to note, however, that the heaviest band I've ever listened to isn't even metal.
And what band would that be?
At 8/26/07 12:12 AM, PenisClown wrote:At 8/26/07 12:05 AM, CowsCanBark wrote: Did any of you hear the the new COB song "Tie my Rope" or whatever? God it sucks ass...Everything after Follow The Reaper sucks arse, but no, I havn't heard it. Like I would wanna hear a song of their new album.
Tokyo Warhearts is my favourite album from them, btw.
Well just in case you'd like to hear the horridness of it, here's a link to it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=uefJ7dEXvog
At 8/26/07 12:15 AM, TheFierceDeity wrote:At 8/26/07 12:13 AM, Dekuboy wrote:...Horribly deformed onion?At 8/26/07 12:09 AM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: Get your LOL muscles going, boys...What is that?
Looks like some form of sea food...god that is one hot form of sea food..
Did any of you hear the the new COB song "Tie my Rope" or whatever? God it sucks ass...
At 8/22/07 10:49 PM, Punk18 wrote: Not sure if this counts as metal but I love these bands:
Aerosmith
Like 'em, but not metal.
Judas Priest
Kickass!
KISS
I hate their fucking money-grabbing guts. And not metal.
Twisted Sister
Acceptable, and an ok band.
Journey
AOR rock man, but I love 'em.
Def Leppard
I suppose you could consider their older material metal, but not newer.
RATT
Blah, not metal in my opinion.
ACDC
Hard rock.
Motley Crue
Eh...early stuff is metal, newer isn't.
Van Halen
I dunno, I don't consider Halen metal...
Ozzy Osbourne
Acceptable
Pat Benatar
No
Guns & Roses
Hard rock
Dokken
Acceptable
Korn
*dies inside*
Nirvana
*blasts out brains*
Bon Jovi
*strangles*
Loverboy
No.
Quiet Riot
Acceptable, yes.
Poison
It depends what Poison you're talking about
Rush
Some yes...some no..
Godsmack
No
Papa Roach
*shoots in the face*
Fear Factory
Alright!
I'd say no way you're in; much, much too borderline. It's one thing if these are mostly mainstream metal bands, but these are mostly mainstream borderline or completely un-metal bands.
At 8/22/07 04:56 PM, Metal-Command wrote:At 8/22/07 04:48 PM, OVlez wrote:
Get a new cable.
Just get a new car and eat your old cable. Problem solved.
Or you could impregnate your broken cable, causing it to spawn a bunch of little cables, which would not be broken. Problem solved.
At 8/22/07 07:47 AM, Mr-Silv3r wrote: And theres my point made about the hatred of metalcore/deathcore.
I enjoy deathcore; bands like Despised Icon, All Shall Perish, and some The Black Dahlia Murder are awesome. As for metalcore, I hate the shit like Killswitch Engage, As I Lay Dying, ect. ect. IT ALL SOUNDS THE SAME!! A few metalcore bands I DO enjoy are Summers End (none of that pussy emo-singing shit), Between the Buried and Me, God Forbid are ok, as are Shadows Fall, but both of them aren't pure metalcore, Heaven Shall Burn...eh that's all I can think of.
At 8/21/07 11:41 PM, CarnageSupreme wrote: Slayer.
Very nice
Megadeth
Nice
Anthrax
Nice
Behemoth
Very nice
Black Sabbath
Very nice
Sepultura
Nice
Rammstein
No, not metal, but I don't mind them at all, and occasionally enjoy their music
Pantera
Don't like them much, but yes, acceptable
Lamb of God
Don't like them much, but yes, acceptable
Iron Maiden
Nice
Children of Bodom
Alright
Mastodon
Very nice
In Flames
Alright
Dark Tranquily
Very nice
Hatebreed
Oh fuck no
Chimaira
Acceptable...barely...and I hate them
Damageplan
Same as above...
Blind Guardian
Very nice
Avenged Sevenfold
I don't mind the music, I hate the image, and no, they're not metal
Shadows Fall
Alright
Dimmu Borgir
Nice
etc, etc...
Poop Poop
I'd say you're in, man.
At 8/21/07 09:16 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: I'm looking to expand a bit. Can I get some Symphonic Black and Progressive suggestions? All I've got for Symphonic Black is Summoning, Graveland, and Nokturnal Mortum. The only Progressive I have is Ihsahn's The Adversary.
Try out Borknagar...a great mix of blck metal, folk, and progressiveness. Also, for symphonic black try out: Alghazanth, Arcturus, Emperor, Limbonic Art, Stormlord, Tvangeste.
Progressive? Well there's Rush, Opeth, Agalloch (great progressive folk with black metal vocals), Time Requiem (progressive keyboard-driven neo-classical), Orphaned Land (progressive middle-eastern folk metal with both clean and death vocals), Into Eternity (their latest release is a tad it too core for me), Between the Buried and Me (progressive metalcore, but fucking GOOD SHIT, very technical as well), Atheist (technical as fuck progressive death/thrash).
At 8/21/07 03:25 PM, Goatchrist wrote:At 8/21/07 03:08 PM, CowsCanBark wrote: Yes, I remember them. CoolioGood. Any new band discoveries?
I've taken a heavy liking to Atheist, newer Between the Buried and Me, and some Faith No More.
Other than that it's the same, pretty much.
At 8/21/07 02:58 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
Mr. Silver has recently returned as well, if you remember him. Other members you might still know are AllMightyBruce, Ghoul and ShitOnAStick. Charon and Nev could also be a part of your memory :)
Yes, I remember them. Coolio
At 8/21/07 02:51 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I was on my 4 year old cousins swing set and I was going to jump off while going full speed. I let go too early though and fell foward onto the ground. I got on my knees and said "That wasn't too bad" and then the swing came back foward and hit the back of my head. I think I broke my brain!
So, one time I put my penis in a blender and it broke.
At 8/21/07 01:49 PM, MC25 wrote: But every time i try to do a back flip on one of them i either land far away from the trampoline or i land on my head.
Trampolines ARE fun; just don't try to do a backflip every single time you go on one, sweetheart.
At 8/21/07 02:28 PM, Goatchrist wrote:At 8/21/07 02:25 PM, CowsCanBark wrote: I'm not sure...I stopped actively posting a loooong time ago, but am getting back into Newgrounds, so I'll be dropping by here often!Cool man. Nice to have you back :)
Yeah, it's good to be back! What's been going on? Any of the really old members still post here, or are they all gone?
At 8/21/07 02:17 PM, Goatchrist wrote:At 8/21/07 02:14 PM, CowsCanBark wrote: Damn man...1,118 pages...you guys sure have been posting!Holy jumpin' jesus! Where have you been my man? How long have you been away???
I'm not sure...I stopped actively posting a loooong time ago, but am getting back into Newgrounds, so I'll be dropping by here often!
Damn man...1,118 pages...you guys sure have been posting!
I see that we were posting band t-shirts like a million pages ago...
Might as well post the ones I have:
Cannibal Corpse t-shirt
3 Iron Maiden T-Shirts
Nile T-Shirt
6 Slayer shirts (4 t-shirts and 2 long sleeve t-shirts)
Gorgoroth t-shirt
Burzum t-shirt
Opeth t-shirt
Shadows Fall t-shirt
Danzig t-shirt
In Flames t-shirt
Christian Death t-shirt
Rotting Christ t-shirt
2 Children of Bodom shirts (1 long sleeve and 1 t-shirt)
Gorerotted t-shirt
Blind Guardian t-shirt
3 Dragonforce t-shirts
Age of Silence t-shirt
3 Lamb of God t-shirts
Krisiun t-shirt
Necrophagist hoodie
Yeppie =)
At 1/15/07 10:25 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
Naw, that's Klinefelter's syndrome you're thinking of. I remember I used to always think it was downs, until the biology professor pwned me and told me it was Klinefelter's.
Down's syndrome is an extra chromosome mang. Klinefelter's is when someone has a pair of X chromosomes instead of one.
Anybody here like Agalloch? They're most recent release, Ashes Against The Grain, is so damn good.
At 1/14/07 11:01 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:At 1/14/07 10:56 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Atmospheric grind? Isn't the whole point of grind to be as unatmospheric as possible?That's the whole parody of it. It's br00tal grindcore with atmosphere with lyrics that dive deep into the human psyche. It's so unfunnily ungrind that it's funny.
That sounds simply orgasmic.
Ahhh god I love Demilich...they're riffs are so hot.
At 1/11/07 10:38 PM, DonKnottsismetal wrote:At 1/11/07 10:33 PM, Hellraiser wrote:
some of my favorite bands are: Slayer, Pantera, Iron Maiden, AcDc, Lamb of God, Arch Enemy, Cradle of Filth, Cannibal Corpse and The Black Dahlia Murder
I say you are in, my good sire.
Has anybody heard the new Amon Amarth? It's delicious.
And I saw you sweethearts were posting Myspace's a few pages back or something. Anyway, here is mine: Uh
At 12/30/06 06:24 PM, Goatchrist wrote:At 12/30/06 05:08 PM, CowsCanBark wrote: Does anyone else here like Tanist? Pretty cool melodic black metal.Melodic Black? Lots of keys or melody done by guitars?
Done by guitars. Isn't it symphonic black when it's done by keys?
Anyway, here's a song of theirs: Mnemonic Shadows
