I was gonna go the day after my birthday but they were all sold out

It sucks anyway

Vampires are regenerated by the blood

Your Mum. Sorry but someone had to say it

Or go sky diving

At 6/18/09 03:58 PM, psychicpebble wrote:

At 6/18/09 03:56 PM, CovertHammer wrote: if it is he's favourited some weird shit...

Well, Tom is a weird mother fucker. Some of his fetishes include dead horses and onions.

So we have something in common?

At 6/18/09 03:27 PM, evan210 wrote:

At 6/1/09 09:17 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Does Tom Fulp have an alternate account?

Yes.

if it is he's favourited some weird shit...

You scare me

whats a dollars?

We had a bomb threat in the very first week of school and had to stand in a car park for 2 hours. Fun!

fail

In 1957 the Soviet Union launched Sputnik 2 with the first living creature in space- A dog !

How much is a fleshlight?

Have you watched the number 23 before?

same with me. In Scotland people took the piss cos im english now people take the piss cos of my accent. I just cant win lol

Always remember to give your credit card details to talking moose!

wow that's really fucked up

There was a law ages ago that if you tried to commit suicide and failed you would be hanged

We wear boxers under our trousers. Get it right

My name sucks lol. Do it anyway please!

Some guy poked me with a stick and it ended up into a fight some how. It wasn't really a fight tho one guy had me in a headlike the other guy was hitting me in the face and i was just saying how weak he is and laughing. It was fun!

I'd poke people in the eyes with the spikes :/ Then when they're all blind run like hell

I would walk out the field past the nice little animals and i'd go to school and learn proper English

No! Don't do it!

At 9/27/07 11:40 AM, Thenemoor wrote: Next time it happens to you, grab a Teletubbie and smash it against the screen.

Okay i'll remember that

now where can i find a teletubbie?

Ah thanks hadn't seen it before

a huge frowney popped up on the screen and screamed AHHHH WHAT YOU LOOKING AT!

scared the hell out of me! This happened to anyone else?

Most people in my school are chavs and the current annoying trend of theirs is to wear their trousers literally pulled down below their arse.
Funniest conversation i've ever heard between a chav (they were talking about someone who got stabbed to death)

Chav 1: Why they goin' on 'bout him dying? I've been stabbed before it didn't even hurt.
Chav2: innit man

BRAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!

lol where'd you find all that?

lol skill

Yay snickers!

Get your self some nuts!