590 Forum Posts by "cosmicrandom"
At 10/22/07 10:03 PM, ngmastah wrote: Old.
its still funny..
One time in S.T.A.L.K.E.R., I killed a Merc. He fell down and his gun dropped right between his legs, sticking right out, like his gun was a penis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTCAmmdNO Ko
Watch now.
AKS-74U
A nice and compact assault rifle that packs a punch.
At 9/14/07 09:49 PM, saqwert wrote: this is called shit nuggets and it was posted a while ago, you got this from encyclopediadramatica.com/newgrounds. old as shit
i dont like to wipe my ass when i take a shit. it feels weird. so i just say "fuck it" and pull my pants up. but sometimes, the shit actually broke off before it came all the way out, and it got stuck between my cheeks.
soon this shit starts drying into little nuggets and get stuck in my ass. so what i do at night is pick the little nuggets of shit out with my fingertips and drop them on the floor. but sometimes the shit dries and sticks to my ass hairs. so i have to pull the hair right out of my ass with the shit on it.
after months of picking hairs with shit on them out of my ass, i started to become accustomed to it, and everyday id get a little boner from it, each one a little harder than the last.
soon i couldnt take it anymore. i would ake the nuggets of shit and put them in my hand and beat off. it felt so good... the best orgasm id ever had.
so i started to take the little nuggets and put them gently up the hole of my dick... it hurt... but it felt so good. then i would jerk off and watch the little nuggets of dried shit attatched to my ass hairs ooze out of my dick in a creamy mix of semen and sometimes blood
i urge every one of you to try this... itll be the best orgasm youve ever had.
i dont like to wipe my ass when i take a shit. it feels weird. so i just say "fuck it" and pull my pants up. but sometimes, the shit actually broke off before it came all the way out, and it got stuck between my cheeks.
soon this shit starts drying into little nuggets and get stuck in my ass. so what i do at night is pick the little nuggets of shit out with my fingertips and drop them on the floor. but sometimes the shit dries and sticks to my ass hairs. so i have to pull the hair right out of my ass with the shit on it.
after months of picking hairs with shit on them out of my ass, i started to become accustomed to it, and everyday id get a little boner from it, each one a little harder than the last.
soon i couldnt take it anymore. i would ake the nuggets of shit and put them in my hand and beat off. it felt so good... the best orgasm id ever had.
so i started to take the little nuggets and put them gently up the hole of my dick... it hurt... but it felt so good. then i would jerk off and watch the little nuggets of dried shit attatched to my ass hairs ooze out of my dick in a creamy mix of semen and sometimes blood
i urge every one of you to try this... itll be the best orgasm youve ever had.
At 8/23/07 11:29 AM, Ecke wrote: Brilliant.
zomg :D
!!!!!!!
I was sleeping over a friends house when I was younger. We both decided to have a circle jerk. Now, he had a bunk bed, I was on top. I did it too fast and I came all over the ceeling. It started dripping down and he got mad at me. Rofl.
Please reply kthx.
HOLY FUCK
SANDY FUCK
SIEG HEIL
FRUITINESS
FAT FUCK
Enjoy!
At 8/22/07 12:34 AM, The-Omnipresence wrote: BEHOLD! My crap "photoshop" skillz.
But at least it doenst involve cocks and ass like some others.
you're such a jackass >:C
DIE MOTHERFUCKER
At 8/21/07 10:34 PM, Falling-Angel wrote:At 8/21/07 10:33 PM, cosmicrandom wrote: Well i was just doin the shit when i saw an incredibly hot link. so i really jacked off and i exploded uber jizz all over my damn face >:(link plz?
dunno the actual link but it was on www.fuckingmachines.com
the bitch was cumming like fucking crazy.
Well i was just doin the shit when i saw an incredibly hot link. so i really jacked off and i exploded uber jizz all over my damn face >:(
At 8/21/07 10:24 PM, XD0042006 wrote: God, I hate these type of pictures, they make me want to vomit.
on my dik? www.hai2u.com
At 8/21/07 10:03 PM, RedCoin wrote:At 8/21/07 09:58 PM, Hellian00 wrote: mario.comNo.
does I win now?
http://www.newgrounds.com/blah
omg undefeated
At 8/21/07 09:58 PM, Hellian00 wrote: mario.com
does I win now?
OMG YES
J00 R TEH EJEET HAX0R
sequel: http://www.sandyfuck.tk/
At 8/21/07 09:21 PM, Jon4life wrote: That was funny when I signed up last year.
lol then this will be funny now?
At 8/21/07 09:19 PM, RedCoin wrote: That old piece of unfunny fail is already spread across the internet.
omg here link
http://www.holyfuck.tk/
At 7/1/07 07:11 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Tom Fulp
NO YOU FEWEL. The angry faic joke like the ones in Fun Stuff or Cool Things
At 7/1/07 07:11 PM, Strength wrote: I regret nothing.
taht wuz ssom prety hawtt shyt
yuo littel raskal you!!!!!
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At 7/1/07 07:10 PM, soundkat wrote: Which angry faic joke?
The one like this:
