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The flying things from Avatar sooo copied Halo Reach.

I like to name frequently seen animals too. Friday through this morning, while I was camping, there was an alligator about two feet long and 4 inches wide on his head. We tend to throw left overs to the guy, so he ate some stale bread, onion peels, potato skins, and leftover french fries. He's pretty cute, and I wish I took a picture. Maybe he will turn up next weekend when we go back. I named him Munchie.

You can see why. Also, Trevor is SO CUTE!

I'm gonna be building the ultimate base with everything imaginable in creative, then transfer it to a server so I can change it to survival, and then delete the server and put it on singleplayer. My ideas are a mountain base that you get to by a cart ride in the mountain itself going like a circular staircase up. in the middle of that square cartride upwards, there will be glass windows in which you can see rooms in, or if in the room, minecarts going up. Thats the main part, but at the top, a viewing tower. All inside will be hidden, and a piston door will shut off the entrance, keeping me away from all monsters on the outside. I'll call it " Base 52N "

I'm accepting every good idea, so tell me some!

What, blacks can call anyone ni**as but a lady can't call you guys canadian.

Its called getting back.

If you got it cheap, you can sell it to a museum for more than 3 times its price possibly.

We all have something we got while we were 1-3. What was your favorite toy as a baby till age 6? I had this Teddy Bear that had dark green scottish clothes and after 6, it has either been thrown away or is in the attic.

I have only slept with a plush twice in my whole life.

Look, Minecraft TNA adventures with the top of a guys body is right above a picture with legs.

So, right at this moment I am watching movies on my brand new '32 inch flatscreen, eating cookies and milk, and having fun.

Good saturday

I think I am gonna make something in creative...Maybe a castle on a mountain top.

Anyone has ideas?

At 9/14/11 05:19 PM, Elfer wrote: I've been flying around on creative, and so far I've found a deep ravine (down to deep lava pits), a gigantic ocean, and a couple of surface lava fields.

Nice. I found a small village, with a lava pit with iron bars surounding one side (Seems like a blacksmith), a plain shop, and an empty house. There was also a wishing well which I had to break because I jumped into it. I saw a river by the side of it going far ways, and two wolfs crossing. I wish I took a picture, it was like an actual pack following each other.

Anyone found a seed with a village? I know they are empty but they are useful as homes, don't you guys think? The only new thing I found was a abandoned mining tunnel, a ginormous mountain, and a swamp. The swamps are pretty.... Normal D:

Also if anyone found anything neat, post something please!

So his brother capitalizes his words but not his. I don't know if this is true or not, but I'm closer on the side of fake.

Yeah yeah yell at me if you will but it makes no sense if he reads from a poorly written letter and still capitalizes that and not his words, nor puts periods.

At 9/13/11 05:02 PM, daethdrain wrote: Oh I thought you hated this guy? So you're going to ask him if he still dislikes you first? And if the answer is yes you will hurt him on a different day? Don't disappoint me with your weak hatred.
Either you forget about it or you don't, it's not up to him it's up to you.

No I mean he's pretty annoying and he might be fine now, but if he still holds a grudge (he might not) I will do something.

At 9/13/11 04:58 PM, ChaRee wrote: Roosters don't lay eggs, heard these all before.

CONGRATS! You won....

A CUTE BUNNY.

At 9/13/11 04:56 PM, daethdrain wrote: Ok then go beat him up, just don't break any off his bones or accidentally hurt him too hard. Try to get the fight recorded and post it on YouTube, then put a link here so I can see what you have done.

It depends if he still holds a grudge, then I know he's trying too hard to impress girls.

At 9/13/11 04:55 PM, Yert wrote: What is the person wanted for?

He killed 5 puppies and shat on a turtle.

So since my "post some jokes" thread did so good, lets post riddles. Here is one, you post your own and/or answer others.

A rooster is facing north on a roof. It lays an egg when the wind is blowing from the west. In what direction (west or east) will the egg fall?

At 9/13/11 04:51 PM, MrPercie wrote: I was holding my thumb

so I have too kill him with my thumb?

The only thing I could think of would be too shove it up his ass but I think he would enjoy it

Body parts don't count.

At 9/13/11 04:47 PM, daethdrain wrote: If you honestly think that's a good reason to fight someone go ahead, but you're thirteen you should know right from wrong.

Both me and my friend hate the guy. He failed 6th and is starting to come back to 7th in the next week. I don't know what to do. I'm a goodie two shoes and i'm underestimated with fighting.

You have read that a person is wanted dead with a reward of 10000 dollars. The only thing you have to try and kill him for the reward is whatever is in the hand you aren't currently holding the mouse in. If you aren't holding something, its the item you are touching with your hand you aren't touching the mouse with. If you aren't holding anything while you read this you have to use your fists or not get him.

At 9/13/11 04:43 PM, Scarface wrote: I suggest you get the fuck over it. Some people in life are assholes, and that kid is one of them. He'll realize it when he's forty and single, but until the, just ignore the cunt.

Everyone knows that people get treated on whats on the outside...

So last year this guy at my school was on the same team as me in a fun footrace thing we had to do. We were told to wrap our arms around each other and do it as a team. I was in the back, and I had tripped on the person in front of me's foot. He says I'm too slow and we went back at each other, he even went to gay "yo mama so fat" or "ugly" jokes, even though I looked up his mom on facebook and she is exactly what he said mine is, and she isn't. I can't trip over a foot going too slow if I'm in the back, but he doesn't believe me.

What should I do? Beat him up?

I know one thing, his dad died holding down a matress in the back of a truck, and I could say thats how I'm not the stupid one, but I don't want to get shot. If he ever sits by me in the bleachers and still doesn't like me, i'm pushing him down the bleachers, and face whatever happens.

At 9/12/11 05:55 PM, Makeshift wrote:

At 9/12/11 05:49 PM, NuclearWarFare wrote: Fuck this shit.

Get over it, you're playing it right now anyway.

Nope, minecraft is officially boring until the 1.8 and 1.9 update. I am hoping 2.0 is gonna be the actual release.

Never once was I a brat, no joke. I was a good little child.

Fuck this shit.

And half of the list is caused because people bring freaking watermelon and crap to the nether and place it an it crashes or people doing idiotic crap noone does, probably because they want to be known by submitting freaking retarded glitches... Just release it already....

Well that's cool. She may have rejected you but try again in the future, if she still says no then don't worry, you got a long time to find a girlfriend while in high school.

Thanks for not being an immature retard.

I may be 13, but I'm not a retard like some of the people here in their 20s

At 9/9/11 09:46 PM, DarkShadowblade wrote: Your happy that your "friends" respect you for getting rejected?
LOL.

@ This and post coming up

Happy that they respect me for asking her out,

:Dur Deh Duuurrr

Imagination? You got it!

A twisted world, mirrior image. Global freezing has froze over the states, and noone survived.

Eh is that good?

@Just about everyone

I'm not very pleased about getting rejected, I was saying on the other hand, I gained respect from my friends.

Dur deh Durrr