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Response to: One Good Thing About User Icon Posted March 2nd, 2012 in General

At 1 minute ago, ProtomanBlues wrote: motherfucking scythe on fire

Its pretty cool looking

Response to: Favourite Tea? Posted March 1st, 2012 in General

Iced lemon tea

Response to: If you had a retarded child... Posted March 1st, 2012 in General

The day it is born I would put it up for adoption. I wouldn't be able to put up the money to raise a kid like that.

Response to: Which newgroulds user do you like? Posted February 27th, 2012 in General

Aww man...I make some....pretty good posts.

Response to: Flour, milk & 30 X-large eggs... Posted February 26th, 2012 in General

Mix a whole bunch of stuff up and make the ultimate batch of cookies.

Response to: What the fuck dad... Posted February 26th, 2012 in General

When you go to your moms, just take your new laptop and valuables with you.

Response to: What kinds of people do you hate? Posted February 24th, 2012 in General

At A few seconds ago, Ass-Crumb wrote:
At 1 minute ago, NuclearWarFare wrote: What kinds of people do you hate to be around?

I hate to be around people who can't remember a sentance for 10 seconds and those who are weird.
I hate people who hate

I hate haters that hate hate.

Response to: Can Somebody Pm Justquit For Me? Posted February 24th, 2012 in General

Got it.

What kinds of people do you hate? Posted February 24th, 2012 in General

What kinds of people do you hate to be around?

I hate to be around people who can't remember a sentance for 10 seconds and those who are weird.

Response to: Funny Cleverbot conversations Posted February 24th, 2012 in General

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Your name.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: YOUR name.

User: WHAT IS YOUR NAME.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: OH I GUESS CAPS LOCK IS GOOD FOR RETARDS.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: GREAT.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: SPECTACULAR.

Cleverbot: Splendid.

User: EXCELLENT.

Cleverbot: Oui, nous spledido.

Response to: We should get rid of gym in school. Posted February 23rd, 2012 in General

Health class for the win.

Response to: Adam Sandler Posted February 23rd, 2012 in General

He's pretty funny when he doesn't do some shit to ruin it...Like those fucking medeivel accents.

Response to: What kind of worm is this? Posted February 23rd, 2012 in General

Don't know. Also, where did you get a pink PS2?

Response to: Blammed shouldn't win Daily 1st! Posted February 20th, 2012 in General

Your animation lost...Thats it. You wouldn't care to post this if it was someone elses problem.

Response to: Adopting a new dog... Posted February 18th, 2012 in General

Name her Victorette. But seriously, name her Levi

Response to: Whats your favorite jelly? Posted February 18th, 2012 in General

At 5 hours ago, ForNoReason wrote:
At 1 hour ago, NuclearWarFare wrote: Whats your favorite jelly?

Mines Apple.
there is no apple jelly, only apple butter.

There is such a thing as the delicious Apple jelly.

Whats your favorite jelly?

Whats your favorite jelly? Posted February 18th, 2012 in General

Whats your favorite jelly?

Mines Apple.

Response to: If you watch xxx in reverse... Posted February 16th, 2012 in General

If you watch titanic in reverse, its about a kind sea who spits back up a ship and puts it back together.

Response to: Would a drill instructor scare you? Posted February 15th, 2012 in General

At 5 minutes ago, Suprememessage wrote:
At 17 minutes ago, NuclearWarFare wrote: Hell no, I would crack up laughing if it was really loud.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM SON? TEXAS? HOLY.....

Close enough, but I just think its hilarious to watch a guy strain his voice and spit all over the floor in the process.

Response to: Would a drill instructor scare you? Posted February 15th, 2012 in General

Hell no, I would crack up laughing if it was really loud.

Response to: Bought Mega Amounts Of Food! Look! Posted February 15th, 2012 in General

At 1 minute ago, StrapOnFetus wrote: With all that chicken I have, there is going to be a massive fajita and fried chicken fest going on. I am going multi cultural ;)

You should make some chicken burgers with the boneless breasts you bought!

Response to: It's My Birthday... Posted February 15th, 2012 in General

Happy birthday!

I did the same and got banned by Poozy for no reason at all, so hope you are lucky.

Response to: Favorite Subway Sandwiches? Posted February 14th, 2012 in General

Italian bread, ham, turkey, bacon, mixed cheese, pepperoni.

Toast to a crunch.

Mayo, honey mustard, lettuce.

Cookie with it.
Response to: Fucked up dreams. Posted February 12th, 2012 in General

I also had a dream where my crotch randomly caught on fire and I couldn't move so I could not get to a water source and put it out....Not even swatting helped

Response to: What is relaxtion in your eyes Posted February 12th, 2012 in General

At A few seconds ago, saqwert wrote: Fish hooks through the nipples

Thats hardcore...

What is relaxtion in your eyes Posted February 12th, 2012 in General

Relaxtion to me is a nice glass of milk by the fireplace on a cold winter night.

Response to: Fucked up dreams. Posted February 12th, 2012 in General

I had a dream where some kid was at my door smiling. I hit him in the face with a bat, and his head was just gone and what took its place was a lightbulb. Then his dad came grab him and brough him home.

Response to: Vote Viktor, Best forum icon 2012 Posted February 9th, 2012 in General

At 13 seconds ago, Viktor wrote: Since I live to impress you, check this shit out!

AWWW I was gonna do that!

Response to: Avatars Posted February 9th, 2012 in General

This. I was first user to use it.

Response to: McDonald's in other countries Posted February 9th, 2012 in General

My friends brother is in the military and said that the mcdonalds in germany looks JUST like the picture.