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Would it be okay if one of you made me a new sig? I would like something Purple and flashy that stands out. It doesn't have to match the theme of nukes at all.

Thank you ahead of time!

Also, I would like it retro.

Would it be okay if one of you made me a new sig? I would like something Purple and flashy that stands out. It doesn't have to match the theme of nukes at all.

Thank you ahead of time!

Smoking is disgusting.

I had a gun to my head at age 11. Did I go sue-happy?

Fuck no.

At 12/29/12 12:31 AM, NuclearWarfare wrote: You'd be arrested for molesting a child after being shot in the leg by my father.

Fixed!

You'd be arrested for molesting a child molester after being shot in the leg by my father.

I was a capricorn but I am pretty sure they added a zodiac sign recently and I'm now a saggitarious

So I got three spam messages the other day that were the same thing. I read one, but had to get off and didn't have time to delete them all. The user must have got deleted because the messages aren't there but my inbox still shows that I have two unread messages when I don't.

At 12/25/12 02:51 PM, bhsqad15 wrote: What should i do with the mouse

Shove it up your dickhole

At 12/26/12 09:04 AM, Sekhem wrote: copy + pasted

not even a good story smh

Shiiit son. Great job.

No matter what the gift is, you should be happy you received it.

At 12/23/12 04:36 PM, EDDDDDDDDD wrote: Enjoy your diabetes, Newgrounds.

Because eating a festive treat once a year dooms my health.

At 12/23/12 04:00 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: I personally dont like pretzels but there are someother kinds such as some peanutbutter cookies covered in chocolate.

We take ritz crackers and sandwich PB between two and cover that in cocolate. That is also delicious

With Christmas being right around the corner.. Well we can say right next door now.. many people cook desserts, like stuff that is chocolate covered/dipped. What is your favorite chocolate dipped item?

Mine has to be pretzels. The sweet and salty combine and make my taste buds visit heaven.

At 12/22/12 10:53 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:

At 12/22/12 10:19 PM, NuclearWarfare wrote: Do you get bored and impatient the few days before Christmas? If so, what do you do to pass the time?

Take a chill pill bro.

I'm not that stressed. I'm just putting up a topic thats not about porn or gun control.

Do you get bored and impatient the few days before Christmas? If so, what do you do to pass the time?

You guys know whats also disgusting? Not picking your nose and having boogers in visible sight.

Fucking disgusting

I think its the presents and fun. I see these family members like once a week, so family get-togethers aren't so special.

Sure; it was pretty popular but 1 billion views?!?

I blame children

At 12/20/12 03:39 PM, Nor wrote:

A user that might be an alt?

A user that is a good Rookie this year.

I know I have a steam card waiting right now under the tree... God damnit I am so impatient.

At 12/19/12 07:43 PM, selena wrote: I have a few pets.

I think I died on the inside from the cuteness.

My dogs a Toy (mini) Fox Terrier.

No photo.. But I will say he is goofier than a 4 year old after a gallon of mountain dew. He barks at his food and won't eat for ten minutes until he stops being afraid of it.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. I'm fucking tired of people thinking every shooting is cause by anything besides the man being a psycho which is the obvious fact most of the time. I know it was terrible, but the school shooting already happened. Its going to happen again, and you can't stop that.

My moobs are flat.

No plane, no cellphone, etc.

Happy birthday!

--NuclearWarfare

How often I look at the clock when it is 9:11

Is there anything that triggers a memory of a dream you have ever had?

When I was little, I had a bad dream that I got lost in NYC and all I heard in the background was the part of the song "Hollaback girl" where she is saying "Thats my shit" with the tune in the background. Then there was Paul Sr. from American Choppers....

Crazy shit. Now whenever I see/hear either I get memories of that dream.

It's on my christmas list as well. It looks like it will be a good hunting simulator, much like Red Dead Redemption. I'll be sure to have fun liberating bases with a silenced sniper rifle.