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Why did your account age jump from like 14 to 19? I was going to say that relationships aren't a big deal at this age, but nevermind. (Too me, atleast. People don't understand that you can have a relationship without texting each other till its 1:00 AM.) I'm not sure what you should do. It's your choice, after all. I can't really effect it, only give opinion.

At 4/15/13 05:51 PM, notYert wrote: ITS MY BIRTHDAY HAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't party too hard.

New name change means new signature! Can I request a high-tech type of command prompt where I have asked to Run Program: "CosmicRainbow" and the prompt replies with "Error: Program impossible."

Something along those lines. It's very hard to explain when you don't know how Command Prompts work. I'm sure one of you can make it look cool and realistic. Thank you ahead of time.

It is working A Okay for me. You should try turning off your router and turning it back on if possible.

Display some of your funny or complete utter stupid PMs you have recieved and/or sent.

I feel bad for those dead or injured, but I would like to point out that the news would be in an utter shit-storm if it was caused by guns and not bombs.

At 4/14/13 06:59 PM, Mumbo wrote:

At 4/14/13 06:55 PM, Lepy wrote: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if BattleBlock figurines came around pretty soon.

It'd be great if they had plush ones. Everything in BBT looks so squishy and huggable.

On a serious note, I agree. It would be neat if you can pick out of a selection of heads and colors, but that would be expensive (for both the producers and consumers).

At 4/14/13 06:48 PM, Mumbo wrote: I feel like it would be a fantastic idea to have more stuff to buy. I remember a time when they had figurines of like, everything in the store. I recently played BattleBlock Theater, and shit man, it's sad. I wish they had a Hatty doll or something.

What would you guys like to see in the store?

I'll say it for everyone, we all want merchandise for the high king, NuclearWarfare.

At 4/13/13 10:35 PM, ruinitforme wrote:

At 4/13/13 10:31 PM, Chemich wrote:

At 4/13/13 10:28 PM, KyyninenPeikko wrote: TheCynicalTroll

Pretty much he deserves this for that name choice, not even funny or provocative...

I don't want to accuse, but it's funny the only normal name was 'randomly' selected.

The one randomly chosen sounds really gay. If I really selected one by my personal choice, I would have picked "VnzisBottomBitch." I would have loved to get it. It's hilarious.

At 4/13/13 10:31 PM, Chemich wrote:

At 4/13/13 10:28 PM, KyyninenPeikko wrote: TheCynicalTroll

Pretty much he deserves this for that name choice, not even funny or provocative...

Hmm? I didn't choose the name, I used random.org to choose a random number (out of all the posts). CosmicRainbow won.

IT'S TIME. Okay, 27 posts..

I'm about to hate myself

And the winner is post 14!... Yay! It's not extremely stupid... well.. it's not the worst. Cosmic Crunchy Rainbow. I'll have to shorten it down to... CosmicRainbow.

You can all go home now.

About 40 min left!

I should mention that if the winner's name is too long, I'll have to shorten it down. If it lands on one of my posts, I'll generate the winning number again.

At 4/13/13 06:29 PM, Vnzi wrote: VnzisBottomBitch

This is honestly one that would be funny and I wouldn't mind. I'm going to hate myself for making this type of thread again.

I like watching Jon review movies on his show, Movie Night. It's on his first channel JPizzle1122. He's the guy who used to do the "Is it a good idea to microwave this?" show. Nostalgia Critic isn't that great to me.

Welcome back after... about half a year since the last username contest! Last year, I used the new name for about a month. I'm raising the stakes this year. I'm going to be using the winning username for the whole year. There are no rules on what you can use to pick a username, and I will use a number generator out of the number of posts and change my current username to the one chosen. I'm a douche to many of you, so it's time for you guys to be a douche to me and give my shitty names.

Oh, and check if the name isn't already used.

I will announce the winner in about 4 hours and 15 minutes.

At 4/13/13 05:20 PM, darkjam wrote:

At 4/13/13 05:07 PM, NuclearWarfare wrote: Stamper.

Mods aren't aloud. Such a silly boy!

Stamper is an admin. He'd beat the shit out of both Tom and Wade.

Ugh. The south sucks.

Stamper.

Is this the girl that cut her leg on a stone while swimming in some river with her friends or is it a different person?

Stop making me regret not asking Dominos to fuck my pizza up with bacon.

Smooth and shiny legs on a tall, sexy girl.

Mhm.

I'd ask why the fuck the promoters were trying to play a sick joke.

At 4/10/13 05:25 PM, OmegaweaponV5 wrote:

At 4/10/13 03:56 PM, Vnzi wrote:

At 4/10/13 03:19 PM, Viper50 wrote: Your icon reminds me of Majora's Mask for some reason...

Way too much into stoner metal.

Like to make red shades for everyone.

This user didn't make a sentence, because it has no subject.

It was back in the year 2008...

Flashback music. Ahuehhue.

So there was this morbidly obese kid in my fourth grade class... Ugh. I don't remember his name. I'm glad I don't, but I do remember his nickname: Chocolate Bunny. I don't remember what the nickname was given for, but it's probably because he was the fattest kid I had ever met. He'd follow the girls around doing what he did all day: Jumping around, waving his arms, and doing Flapjack from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack's laugh. For some ungodly reason the girls wanted him to chase him. They giggled so much and somehow thought he was hilarious. I seriously hope they were laughing at him and not with him. On the first day of class, I was assigned to sit next to him. I took his talkativeness as an advantage to make the teacher let me move elsewhere. I have the image sketched into my mind of him hitting the floor with a thud, his fat thighs clapping the floor like a gunshot just went off..

At 4/6/13 01:56 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Yeah, THAT'S why you're abstinent.

I have a whole new respect for you. Thanks for teh lolz.

At 4/6/13 07:26 PM, mechadude32 wrote: what species do you think will inherit the earth after all of humanity left or died for some reason.

Meh. The only way humans could die out completely would most likely kill off everything else in the world....

Lets just say, the Narwhal uprising has already began.

The community can be mature if we wish, but we choose to be stupid for the fun of it. Don't try being mature at a young age, because people won't think you are fun.

We can't drop a nuke because of the effects to the surrounding countries, but we should get a marine to snipe him, get picked up by helicopter within the following ten minutes, and fire-bomb the hell out of their piece-of-shit land.