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At 6/4/13 09:33 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: The taste of root beer actually depends a lot on the brand. I don't know what brands you have in England, but if you can find A&W root beer, that's one of the best brands on the market.

Barq's is the best brand of root beer and cream soda.

The best.

Wouldn't be nice, say, every Sunday, to have a Newgrounds Weekly news post that gives things such as but not limited to:

-Community Spotlight
-The weeks users of the day
-The game of the week
-The movie of the week
-Silly quotes from the admins
-Neat Art
-Other fun things

I'm very welcome on both cats and dogs. BUT....

Dogs- Very playful and have a high probability to be friends with everybody they meet. Mans best friend, in my opinion.

Cats- Though cute and sometimes playful, lots of cats are shy to visitors and will beg for food at any given chance.

Keep in mind, these are MY FLOOPIN' OPINIONS

Dogs win.

So now you can fap to furries in HD?

The CosmicRainbow and all those other people nobody cares about YEARBOOK: 2013

What? Why are you assuming stuff man? You think I'm Wadolf or something?....

because i'm totally not....

I.. I tried to stop him.

Well..

And another one's gone and another one's gone...

She didn't seem too smart. Not the kind of girl worth going for.

1.Kerbal Space Program

2. Fallout 3

3. Kingdom Hearts

At 5/31/13 08:48 PM, Auraxiannc wrote:

At 5/31/13 05:23 PM, Wegra wrote: I'm surprised no one mentioned Sarah from Ed Edd n Eddy

Bump dat, ALL of Ed, Edd and Eddy, cartoons are a crashing helicopter, spinning out of control with no general direction and beeping alot.

And Christ, how hard is it to get a fucking quarter?

At 5/31/13 12:58 PM, saqwert wrote: Plank with his preaching of a racially pure Europe

This is... the best post.. I've ever seen.

At 5/31/13 11:48 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 5/31/13 11:43 AM, kisame wrote: Sheila Broflovski is a massive bitch.

whatwhatwhaaaat?!

She wouldn't let Kyle go to the Raging Pussies concert. So they took over the town by saying that they all molested the kids.

A bowl of nails.

Without any milk.

Cover yourself in feces in order to attract all the wild hobo's in town. Single out each one by sizing his dick with your asshole.

You cover yourself in feces but after an hour you come down with an illness and die before you could find the naked man. Better luck next time.

GAME OVER. 1 COIN TO CONTINUE

At 5/26/13 08:00 PM, Shauna wrote:

At 5/26/13 07:54 PM, CosmicRainbow wrote:

After much thinking, all you want to do now is masturbate. You pull down your pants to see your genitalia swollen and bloody. You try to touch it, but it hurts too much.

Still masturbate furiously...

...then go to the hospital sobbing and wondering, "why me!?"

Yeah.. about that.. You arrive at the hospital nearly dead. Good thing your phone didn't die on you while you were fapping to gay midget porn. After a week or so, you are let free. LETS GO FETCH US A NUDIST.

At 5/26/13 07:38 PM, Shauna wrote: Masturbate furiously.

After much thinking, all you want to do now is masturbate. You pull down your pants to see your genitalia swollen and bloody. You try to touch it, but it hurts too much.

him to wait, while I go into my bathroom, to get my lubricant.

You wake up completely naked on your bed, aching with much pain. You were anally raped. The room is almost completely black, except for the faint light coming from your now boarded up windows. Your bedroom door is also boarded-up window with a whole lot of wood. You have to get out of here.

Your bedroom door is also boarded-up window. The hell? Just ignore that.

At 5/26/13 07:07 PM, Satan wrote:

At 5/26/13 06:50 PM, CosmicRainbow wrote:

At 5/26/13 06:43 PM, silverspecks wrote: Call the police. This guy's a fucking lunatic!

You turn around to see him inside your room, inching up on you. You need to act fast. You look on your desk to see a pen, your cell phone, a flashlight, and a little pocket knife.

I tell him to wait, while I go into my bathroom, to get my lubricant.

Your homosexuality could not hold yourself back. You tell him such, and walk in to the bathroom to grab your butthole lube. The man hits you with some object and you're lying on the cold hard ground.

Not to be confused with the Taylor Swift song. Or is it...

You wake up completely naked on your bed, aching with much pain. You were anally raped. The room is almost completely black, except for the faint light coming from your now boarded up windows. Your bedroom door is also boarded-up window with a whole lot of wood. You have to get out of here.

At 5/26/13 06:43 PM, silverspecks wrote: Call the police. This guy's a fucking lunatic!

You dial 911.
"This is 911. Please state your emergency" a lady says.
"There's this naked dude dancing in front of my house with an erection" you say to her.
"This is no place for prank calls." She hangs up. As you look back outside the window, the man is gone. You turn around to see him inside your room, inching up on you. You need to act fast. You look on your desk to see a pen, your cell phone, a flashlight, and a little pocket knife.

At 5/26/13 06:38 PM, Nintendavin wrote: If i swear does the game end like in other text adventure games

My favorite answer continues the game

Suddenly, you hear the song "Hip to be Square" playing outside. As you look out your window, there is a naked male with a boner holding up a sign that reads out "I love you" written out in what looks like mustard. Behind him is a rusty bicycle with a boombox in the basket: The source of the music.

What do you do?

I'm not even sure if I've ever had a Twinkie. If I have, it has been years.

At 5/25/13 08:25 PM, CosmicRainbow wrote: Out of every Cartoon you know, which character seems to suck the fun out of every activity and ruin everyone's day?

In my opinion, it is this ginger haired bastard. His teacher takes him on the fucking beast fieldtrips ever and he just wants to go back home where he can be back in his safety bubble. His name? Arnold.

Here's the photo of the douche.

Out of every Cartoon you know, which character seems to suck the fun out of every activity and ruin everyone's day?

In my opinion, it is this ginger haired bastard. His teacher takes him on the fucking beast fieldtrips ever and he just wants to go back home where he can be back in his safety bubble. His name? Arnold.

I remember you. You made pizzas. I remember lots of things.. The forums are easy to stray from because they are boring to me now. I rarely post.

The Teen Mom star, Farrah Abraham, is getting a new show. Here is the link because I can't seem to get the tool open..

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/05/22/Farrah-Abraham-to-star-in -new-show/7401369247491/

Apparently it is a "Reality Docu-soap." I guess making a porno wasn't enough for this "star."

Producers. Don't spend the time calling it a "Reality Docu-Soap", call it what it is. A scripted series like every "reality" show on the air.

I'd love to have a child. I'd try to be the best father I could be.

Two lego Star Wars Snowtroopers (If that is what they are called..)

I don't find much. My friend once found an ipod touch on the ground that had a shit ton of songs on it. Long time ago..

If I wanted to watch some funny videos from the internet, I'd go watch Tosh.0 where there are actual jokes that make the show funny.

Fucking hell. RWJ and his entire family could burn and I wouldn't give two shits.