Is still going to have to tango with Miss Maverick in 2012.

"Did anyone catch John McCain last night on SNL -- Saturday Night Live?" Palin asked the crowd. "He was such a pro in those skits there with Tina Fey. And little advice for Tina -- we want her to make sure that she's holding on to that Sarah outfit, because she's gonna need it in the next four years."

-Sarah Palin

Bedn has been gone since 2005 was it?

I want to go, but only to see one band. Bad Religion. All the others are going to be emo crap (which I love obviously). Would it be worth it to spend $28 to see one of the most influential punk bands of today and deal with the rest, or should I just wait to see if they'll tour seperately? (which i doubt they'll come to Philly since they are already coming to Philly on the warped tour)

I picked up that new classic rock band Wolfmother (fuck the haters they got some great songs) and the song "Dimension" gets me pretty good.

At 4/8/07 09:36 PM, RCrap wrote: how do people listen to rock and stuff when they smoke. That would ruin my high.

Afroman is great when you're high. But like hardcore gangster rap ruins my high cause I just need to chill and relax.

At 4/8/07 09:33 PM, major-shake wrote: Usually black sabbath, or some streetlight manifesto.Usually I listen to some slower song's if I'm on that kind of high, something like planet caravan. That usually keeps me in a good mood.

I think listening to Streetlight when I'm high would fucking scare me. They're really fast.

Well when I hit the age of 14, I pretty much told my mom to back off. It's your hair and you deserve to wear it the way you want. Unless she can physically drag you to the barber shop, you shouldn't have a problem.

At 4/8/07 09:29 PM, DEFF wrote: i don't do drugs but my sis watches teletubbies when she's high. She usually pee's herself too 0.0;

I haven't tried it yet but I'm pretty sure if you play Rayman Raving Rabbids for the Wii, you'll have the time of your life. The game is already hilarious when I'm sober.

At 4/8/07 09:18 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: Bohemian Rhapsody.

Damn beat me to it.

What do you listen to when you get high? I'll usually go for some Sublime or Led Zepplin.

At 3/1/07 10:30 PM, TheSovereign wrote: Who gives a flying fuck? Every episode is the same.

That is what made it unoriginally awesome.

At 2/14/07 10:18 PM, Pyro wrote:

Favorite is definitely Bad Religion in part due to that my favorite song has been "I Want To Conquer The World" for years.

Yeah basically every Bad Religion song is my favorite song. They really are the punk rock Beatles aren't they? (except I hate the Beatles as where I love BR) Super Sonic, Progress, Delierium of Disorder, you name it, they're all good. I have yet to see them in concert though.

Personally I think you should go with SenorBurrito. But Presidente is acceptable.

At 12/11/06 11:07 PM, Dash-Underscore-Dash wrote:

At 12/11/06 11:05 PM, Corey-the-Afro-Jew wrote: Just once I'd like to see a game through the eyes of a psycho rapist.

There's probably hundreds of games like that in Japan.

But this would be different. After you thrust in and out of a womans anal cavity with the Wii remote, you then take out your shotgun, shove it six inchs up her ass, and literally rip her a new one.

All I can say is........me next.

Just once I'd like to see a game through the eyes of a psycho rapist.

My NES broke in the early 90's......*sob* I miss you Duck Hunt!

Everybody knows black people only exist on MTV.

Not to sound ignorant or anything but I've been away from NG awhile, would someone mind telling me about the new design?

I know a girl who got knocked up in 8th grade (13 years old) then got knocked up aain in 10th.

You don't always have to fuck her hard.........

Just because you hate a cleverly funny show, doesn't mean we want to hear you bitch about it.

Wait so if he did this research shit, then why did he post an incredibly stupid topic.

Mini-BBS.

At 10/10/06 08:01 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Dude, you're making me embarassed to be a Nintendo fanboy.

Seconded.

Well I played Dad n' Me on there and it seems that they at least give credit to NG.

Theres more gross out on the website in my profile. (By the way it is all my stuff so I didn't plagerize.)

At 10/10/06 07:34 PM, 1337brandcrackers wrote: You gotta have the guy off the old cartoon "Action League Now!" that did the narroting to say "THE END"

Kudos to anybody that knows what im talking about.

The Action Figure show right? Haha.

It's about time I've done something with my life. So I've taken the liberty to make my own kids show. Kids shows today teach about safety and good health habits. But they left out one key moral that is MANDATORY if children today are ever going to succeed in society.

That my friends, is animal sodomy. I can see it now, the show will open up with 10 children sitting around a live goat lightly carressing its nipples and licking its genitals. That will go on for about an hour before the actual show starts. Next, we have the main character of the show come out. I call him the Sodimonster.

He first teachs a lesson or new technique to try with your pet. Then his assistant (Holey, the giant puppet asshole) comes out of the center stage frolicking about (leaking what appears to be poo out of the center of the costume) handing out toy poodles to all the children to fulfill their dirty needs.

The next part of the show involves a series of minigames that the children play with the poodles such as penis tug-o-war and beat the shit out of the goat with a shovel.

Then it all ends in a massive blood orgy where everyone sings the backwards, satanic version of Amazing Grace. Then the Sodimonster, with its massive puppet cock, gives it to Holey really hard. And everyone dies!

THE END.

At 10/10/06 06:50 PM, BigScizot wrote:

Violently raping babies is sickening.

And fun.

Wait did I say that out loud?

At 10/10/06 07:04 PM, FlippyWATAA wrote: casualties anyone?
whatever happened to Ramones and The Clash have you no sense??

The Casualties can suck it. I heard the first two songs off their new album. They just fucking screamed the whole damn time.