At 6/4/04 06:17 PM, -sidz- wrote: so if anyone has any tips to get over girls please tell me

Three ways to get over a girl:

1) Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters.

2) Take a trip to Amsterdam

3) Get a new woman

At 5/31/04 03:53 AM, Psyco_Crusher wrote: YEAH, LETS CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FOR WAR. I'LL GET THE CHAMPAIGNE.

Listen, If it wasn't for those brave men who valliantly sacrificed themselves for the greater good on 6th June 1944, you'd probably be speaking German as your first language. Show some respect for you owe it to them.

"Okay, so when I want to stop, I just yell and you guys activate the brakes, right?"

Shogun by James Clavell. Heavy going, but a great Samurai Epic.

Saga of the exiles (Series) by Julian May. Time travel, Aliens and Psionics. Great fun

Discworld (Series) by Terry Pratchett. Funny and such a good parallel to real life.

I, Robot. by Isaac Assimov. There's a movie about it out soon, but I think the book is good.

At 6/5/04 03:36 AM, TidesOfDarkness wrote:

At 6/5/04 03:35 AM, Deadgirlsdontsayno wrote: He was drunk.

That's a really poor excuse for being an fucktard and almost breaking up with me. (Dating for around a year now.)

Watch out. It seems you have a really agressive boyfriend, when he is drunk. This may seem a little OTT, but you might want to consider keeping a can of mace handy when he's like that.

Better safe than sorry

At 6/5/04 06:40 PM, Joxa wrote: My god man, the tea party sounds most wonderful! But wheres the best boy? we need someone to make our tea and cook our crumpets! what what!

Best boy? I do believe that one's butler fulfils the job description of making tea and toasting crumpets, old chap.

I say, there was a spiffing game of Ice Hockey on last night. The Calgary Flames lost 3 goals to 2 in a hard fought contest against the Tampa Bay Lightning. This is for a very english prize, the Stanley Cup. (Named after Lord Stanley, Duke of Preston) This is one of the most prestigious cup competitions in the world today and now it will be decided on Monday night. Both teams are tied with three wins each in a best of seven series. I think that Tampa Bay may just edge it.

At 6/5/04 05:35 PM, Arnold12 wrote: yo can i join aswell i live in blackpool

Of course you can, old boy. You are English, after all.

At 5/16/04 05:27 PM, R-Jay wrote: Coke because they had actual cocaine in it.

"Have you ever fucked on coke, Nick?"
Basic Instinct.

Coke every time

I say chaps, let us throw down the gun and take up the pen. (The Welsh aren't really worth it) Here's a summary of the appointments (Pending are in brackets)

PM: Joxa
Deputy PM: Eton Boy
Thread Interferers: Leap of Faith
Good Times: Coop83
Food: Chefcoop
Englishness: Joxa
Class: Eton Boy
Sport: (Coop83)
Transport: scratchscientist
Chancellor: (tba)
Common Sense: Leap of Faith
Sarcastic Comments: DAmainman
Homesickness: darkmaster2000

Gentlemen I present to you, the Tea Party, 2004

P.S, Didn't England get on well. 6-1 wasn't it?
footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy ENGLAND ENGLAND!

At 6/4/04 05:17 AM, phoeniX_btp wrote:

bah i hate this thread.

**runs around the room holding open scissors**

Then why post on it old boy? Look, I know it is hard for Americans to understand, but you are one of us. This is SATIRE It portrays how Americans in particular think we all sound and behave like in real life.

At 6/4/04 05:05 AM, DAmainman wrote:

:Coop83 is Minister for Being Drunk On Duty, etc.

I'll have you know that I never drink before work, only after, old chap. Minister for Good Times has more of a ring to it, one thinks.

Eton Boy is already minister for Class (Note his burberry), so Joxa will just have to make do with PM.

P.S. We need some support, so one thought that we should enlist the services of Ms Liz Hurley (Very English Totty) or Ms Kelly Brook(English Totty). Any objections?

At 6/3/04 04:49 PM, darkmaster2000 wrote: old ye england, one misses you. one hopes that one shall see my old chaps once more, for this 'spain' has no:

crumpets
hot cross buns
decent chewing gum
decent television
chnease/indian takeaway
FISH N CHIPS!!!

Ah, but is it also true, old chap, that Spain has a darn sight less rain than England?

Last year, I went on hoiliday and sat on the beach in my little shelter, reading my book, while my cousins all played about in the sea. The sun moved and crisped up the lower third of my legs a treat. My legs are so hairy, that I couldn't put any lotion on cos the hairs just got in the way. I couldn't wear any trousers, socks or shoes for a week.

At 6/3/04 04:43 PM, scratchscientist wrote:

:That's proper English beer, none of this namby pamby European muck!

I don't like Beer, Lager or Wine, Minister. I do have the occasional tipple of Cider (Proper Scrumpy, mind) or I stick to English spirits (Well, Scotland IS part of England) with Scotch or distilled Cider. I think it's about 65% Abv.

Great shtuff *hic*

I find a TVR has the same sort of effect.

Take one finger Tequilla
One finger Vodka (Smirnoff works best) maybe Two, depending on time of day.
One can of Red Bull
Mix in half pint glass, enjoy.

And that keeps me going for about 3 hours.

At 6/3/04 03:33 PM, Funky_Penguin wrote: "My favourite dish is Duck a la Range, but I don't know how to say that in French"

Correctly spelled: Duck a l'Orange. It means Duck and Orange.

Pizza.

Preferably margherita, prosuito, or quattro fomaggi

Forzza la Pizzeria Italiano!

At 6/3/04 04:11 PM, Funky_Penguin wrote: No, not the same. Terminal disease, 100% certain death.

Syphoning excess brain fluid = 50% (or wahtever) death = not certain death.

If you're going to get picky, then LIFE is a terminal disease. And in answer to the first question, yes I would start/ continue a relationship with someone like that, as it would make their life nice

Truly a fitting way to celebrate my becoming a minister. I shall need a suit, of course old boy. Would you be so kind as to do the honours?

At 6/3/04 04:09 PM, Funky_Penguin wrote: Like watch it on TV?

Seriously, get a grip.

Do you even understand the concept of the Stanley cup finals? (Potentially) Seven games of the best Ice Hockey on the face of this planet.

I understand this well, for I have met God. His name is Wayne Gretzky. He shook my hand. Truly a divine blessing

At 6/3/04 03:59 PM, EtonBoy wrote: Its only cos they give them to you after you've been drinking some weird chiniese beer so your half cut by the time you get them so you only remeber the bits that are relavent to you XD

No, I eat them at work, when I HAVE to be sober :(
The meanings may be cryptic, but they are there

Tis for a worthy cause, old boy. Think nothing of it

At 6/3/04 03:55 PM, dVus wrote: i dunno, you sound pretty freakin american yourself.

How dare you insult the Prime Minister like that. I'm outraged, I tell you!

Jeeves! Escort Mr dVus to the door post haste.

It'll be fun to watch through my welding mask, so the sun doesn't burn my eyes away.

I don't beliveve in Horoscopes, per se, though I do believe in the fortunes from fortune cookies, as they have been right more often than not.

Fear the cookies, they know more than you think

At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER

I find it much easier to clean myself in a shower, than in a bath. I prefer to remove the dirt and have it leave my immediate vicinity, rather than wallow in it for 20 mins of so. Plus taking a shower uses around 1/2 to 1/3 of the water a bath uses, so it's good for my water bill.

At 6/3/04 03:17 PM, EtonBoy wrote: That sound suspisiously like Bitter bleurgh,

Apparently, it is bitter, but with the sweet taste of honey accompanying it. I myself much prefer the spirit realm and am currently working my way along the top shelf at my local, what what. Only 12 1/2 more feet to go out of about 30

At 6/3/04 02:56 PM, EtonBoy wrote: Melton Mowbray pork pies are the food of kings, that and scampi fries and pork scratchings with a pint of stella down the pub, oh er I mean, damn my common roots

Stella? A Belgian tipple? Pah! One should drink real ale, old chap. Something like 'Badger's Golden Champion' it comes highly recomended from the barman at one's local

I'll second that, old chap.

How about Minister for food (Melton Mowbray pork pies, Cheddar Cheese etc) after all, we need someone to do Prescott's job, eh chaps

At 6/3/04 12:58 PM, EtonBoy wrote: one thinks that after C83's comments on the beer or sex thread he should be appointed minister for beer and totty

Minister for having a good time, I hear you say, Eton, old chap. Done.

How about these:
Minister for Englishness(Home Secretary): checks that people are 'being English' and so forth
Minister for English Sport(Sport Minister): Keeps us all updated on all sports when England or GB are playing.
Minister of English Transport(Transport Secretary): Talks incessantly about Rollers, Bentleys, Jag-wahs, Morgans as well as other bits of English Transport (QEII, etc)
Chancellor: Keeps Joxa on his toes(Brown/Blair), tells us who is the richest and comes up with ideas to make us money.

Any more ideas, chaps. We're nowhere near a full cabinet yet.

At 6/3/04 08:03 AM, LeapOfFaith wrote: One likes the idea of the "Tea Party" verry much. May one join?

Of course you may, old boy. You are English, after all.

*Footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy*

Long live The Weebl, and all he stands for