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Topic: Bruce Lee or Rambo?

Posted: 12/06/04 05:17 PM

Forum: General

At 12/6/04 05:12 PM, Gus_Clean wrote: what about neo vs bruce lee?

Hold on, let's make this a fair fight. What about Neo Vs AGENT Bruce Lee?


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Topic: Writer's Guild

Posted: 12/06/04 05:11 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Ladies and Gentlemen. I have decided to post my first Chapter in this fine Guild. Some of you may already have read it, but here it comes again. It probably will take several posts to deliver, so I shall serialise it over a number of days, giving the members a good chance to read it all.

And now, without further ado. I present Chapter 1 of 'From Little Acorns'

It was raining, as was the case nearly always in the city of Relovas. This and the night resulted in most of the population being located in their houses, the local taverns or in the great foundry, where it was nice and warm. On the evening in question, we shall focus on an inn by the name of ‘The Pewter Mug’. Inside this high class establishment (there was still a large quantity of furniture still fulfilling it’s primary purpose and even the staff had made an effort to make themselves look presentable), there was a rather large and wealthy looking man, covered in rings and other associated paraphernalia. He was sitting opposite a young, attractive lady who had a symbol comprising of an anvil around her neck. She was either a devoted follower or a member of the priesthood of Nirlepip, the god of smiths and artificers. They were currently having a discussion.
“You realise the risks of this job?” the man drank deeply from his tankard, not spilling a drop. Clearly, he had had a lot of practise at this particular task.
“What difference does it make if we don’t? If we die, then you just go and hire someone else to do our job instead.” She retorted. The merchant raised an eyebrow at this.
“Were that it was that simple, my dear.” He tried unsuccessfully to suppress a belch. “Pardon me, but the caravan travels a long way through uncivilised territory, meaning that it would be rather difficult to replace you on the fly, as it were.”
“I understand the risks, and so do my comrades. How much are you willing to part with in order to see your cargo adequately protected?”
“One hundred Gold Kronep for each person accountable for at the end of the journey.” The merchant patted his vast gut, as a small brandy was deposited at his table.
“One hundred gold each at the end, with fifty each in advance.” The merchant nearly choked on his brandy upon hearing this. “This cargo is worth a lot, as you say, so I’d like to make sure we are all prepared” The merchant placed his glass on the table, followed by the flats of his hands.
“How many people are we talking about in your little cohort?” He eyed his opposite number cautiously
“I shall supply you with seven eager bodies to do your bidding regarding the guarding of the caravan for the duration of the journey.”
“Very well, I shall return momentarily.” The merchant stood up and carefully, in the way that someone who has had too much to drink but does not want to show it walked toward the stairs. A few minutes later, he returned with a small pouch gripped tightly in his hand. He extended his arm out to her, proffering the pouch to her.
“Three hundred and fifty, as agreed. Dawn in three days, or some of my friends will be after you for repayment of the ‘loan.’ Do you follow me, Miss Junra?” The girl stood up, took the pouch and placed it in her knapsack.
“I gave you my word. You shall learn you can trust the name Eltran Junra.” She smiled at him and turned, leaving the wealthy merchant to foot the bill. He just sat there, sipping his brandy in silence, like a chess player planning his next move.
His next move had already been carefully planned and was currently being played. You see, my friend, as an observer in these situations, I can let you into a few secrets which some of the protagonists cannot see. For example, as Eltran left the Pewter Mug, she was completely unaware that someone was following her. For down a back alley, there was a quiet clatter. The sort of clatter made by someone who wishes to keep the noise down, but didn’t take into account the hazards of travel by rooftop. Roofing tiles have a habit of looking like they are firmly nailed down, then jumping from under your feet as soon as you set foot on them, no matter how gingerly. Fortunately, the tile had bounced off a cart loaded with very damp hay, meaning the last few feet of its journey had caused the crash, and not the sixty odd feet between the floor and its original home. The figure following Eltran jumped to the next rooftop, clinging onto a chimney stack to assist his balance. Things like that allow you to remain slightly ahead of the game, so keep an eye out.
The huge chimneys of the Great Foundry loomed out of the mist, like a giant burning castle. Eltran marched off towards them, as if she had to be there as soon as she could, possibly sooner. Her marching speed was quite fast, causing her follower to curse and reconsider his rooftop position. Still jogging after her, he unwound a coil of rope, found the grappling hook on its one end and dived down into the night. He slid deftly down the rope, flicked it and caught the grappling hook as is came flying down. He stuck his head out of the alley and checked the distance to his quarry. While rewinding his rope, he ran after her, stopping occasionally to check on her from the safety of a doorway or alley of some kind. His patience and periodic hiding was rewarded when she turned off the main street down a side street.


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Topic: A very english post.

Posted: 12/06/04 05:01 PM

Forum: General

It's alright, old bean. The Vagrant now has an NG passport and is now a registered citizen of the Flash Portal.

Huzzah.


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Topic: "Weird" Al Yankovic Club

Posted: 12/06/04 04:53 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/6/04 01:01 PM, captain-t wrote: You are in for a surprise today when you find your head impaled upon a stick!

Virgo:
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent,
Except for you!
Expect a big Surprise today,
When you wind up with your head impaled,
Upon a stick.

At 12/6/04 01:03 PM, captain-t wrote: Eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik!

Leo:
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt,
And staple it to your bosses face, oh no!
Eat a bucket of tuna flavoured puddings,
And wash it down with a gallon of strawberry,
Quick.

At 12/6/04 01:05 PM, captain-t wrote: Give a hickey to meryl Streep and trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf.

Aries:
The look on your face will be priceless,
When you find that 40lb watermellon,
In your colon.
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf,
And give a hickey to Meryl Streep.

The horoscope song. Probably one of his best songs.
Ever.


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Topic: The Book Club

Posted: 12/06/04 04:44 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/6/04 04:27 PM, LordSkeletor wrote: Well I think its gonna be three that wins

Face it, 3 is going to win, because I hate book clubs which force you to read a certain type of book (option 1). That's far too much like school, when you spend time reading books you don't really want to and then critique them.

2 would take ages, because writing the whole thing out on the BBS would take THOUSANDS of posts (Especially in the case of novels like Shogun, by James Clavell.)

3 gets my vote and I shall be reading Monstrous Regiment by Wednesday, I think.


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Topic: Writer's Guild

Posted: 12/05/04 02:53 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/5/04 02:49 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: I have never played before... is it fun?
I have played the video game called Dark Alliance. In fact i beat them both with my bro a while back when he got'em for his bday.

Fun? you betcha. I'd reccomend going here so you can get an insight for what it's all about.

I shall post Chapter 1 soon, I just need a little time to get my stress levels back to normal first.


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Topic: "Weird" Al Yankovic Club

Posted: 12/05/04 02:41 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Looks like I'd better get myself some of his albums, too. I've seen some in the shops around Birmingham, thought only his rip off of Bad: Even Worse!


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Topic: Tolkien Club.

Posted: 12/05/04 02:38 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/5/04 10:09 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: Good man coop, thanks for the link i will check it out soon.

That's what I'm here for.

Ive heard quite a bit about this, its supposed to start filming in 2008, if Christpher Tolkien sells the film rights. It would be sweet to see Smaug flying around burning shit up :)

So we can maybe expect it to come out around 2010... It's going to be worth the wait, I feel.


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Topic: Weapons Club

Posted: 12/05/04 02:30 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/5/04 06:08 AM, ColdstreamCooper wrote: Speical Assult Squad: Anti-terrorist forces. Used for house and othe building clearing. Uses Assult rifles, Glocks, and SMGs

Trust you to come up with a squad which has the acronym SAS. BTW, it's spelt special.

This is going to take a while to sort out, so the more ideas come in, the better chance we have of making something out of this.


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Topic: The Book Club

Posted: 12/04/04 06:12 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I shall, though I'll leave it until tomorrow, as there is too much Alcohol in my system to be critical at the moment. Do not fear, I will review it for you, Myst.

Maybe I should post my first Chapter on there...?


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Topic: "Evolution is a theory" stickers

Posted: 12/04/04 06:07 PM

Forum: General

This is a textbook for CHILDREN first of all. Half of them won't understand what this is all about. I think that the parents are taking their religious views and lettign it cloud their minds when it comes to school.

They seem to believe that their kids will believe what they are told to believe. Though some of them are going to come up with their own ideas.

You can't stop the progress of the children, with one little sticker in a textbook. Most of them probably won't read it, though I'm still against its addition to the book, because it is like saying 'this theory is in no way, shape or form endorsed by the US government. We don't believe it exists, becuse of god almighty making us what we are. (Overgrown monkeys, with a penchant for killing each other)


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Topic: The Book Club

Posted: 12/04/04 05:53 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I wrote chapter 1 in about a month, working with all the spare time I could muster. I have been doing the same on chapter 2 for about 2 months, but have only written a meagre 2000 words.

I blame Christmas, personally. Though I will be getting a lot done, in the new year's week, because I get a mighty 4 days off!!!

That is like gold dust to me!


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Topic: "Weird" Al Yankovic Club

Posted: 12/04/04 05:45 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I've just run through Amazon. The album closest to the top with that song on is 'Bad Hair Day'

Hope this helps


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Topic: Weapons Club

Posted: 12/04/04 05:41 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/4/04 11:04 AM, -X-Gundam wrote: That came to my mind but I forgot to type that. By the way, do you have any idea for a new squad?

I'd say for the ammount of members we have, the squads are adequate, if too many in number. But should you wish to modify squads, then here are my suggestions:

1 Air support. In times like the Vietnam War, air support was a vital tool, used by the US troops to call in air strikes and was a great asset in troop logistics.

2 Naval Support. Similar reasons, but this also gives us access to the SBS (Special Boat Service) which is like a wet version of the SAS. They are the most elite Royal Marines ever. Key for massed beachheads like D-Day and possibly during the falklands in the 80's


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Topic: The Book Club

Posted: 12/04/04 05:34 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

2+2= ?

Does this mean that lord Skeletor is going to post his first chapter on NG? hmm.

That would keep the book club alive for a while.

I'm reading as fast as I can. the book just seems to drag in places, because things crop up in reality and I need to do something about them.


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Topic: Tolkien Club.

Posted: 12/04/04 07:06 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/3/04 07:33 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: I saw the first advertisement for the Return of the King Special Edition box set. 4 disks, an extra 48 minutes on the original. The clips i saw look shit hot, i mean, i saw the Witch King with a sword of flames, the witch king stooping low on his steed with Pippin and Gandalf underneath. Im buying it for that alone :)

Its released on December 10th if anyone is interested.

I've got it pre-ordered on play you won't get a better price for it that there. I can't wait.

Is there any news on Peter Jackson doing a film of 'The Hobbit' at all? I heard something about it when all the hype was going around about RotK, but I haven't heard much since.


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Topic: PS2 Crew

Posted: 12/04/04 06:54 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/3/04 06:00 AM, twiztidlunchbox wrote: ive been playing san andreas so much i havent even touched a pc in months

I've got bored of it. I started going through some of my 'old skool' games, like SSX3, Wipeout Fusion, TOCA Race Driver, and Dynasty Warriors.

I'll probably come back to it, once I've forgatten the plot, cos my kid brother keeps playing it while im on the computer, about 10 feet from his PS2.

The Bastard.


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Topic: Busted got busted

Posted: 12/04/04 06:50 AM

Forum: General

I like how they blame us for Busted. I couldn't give a shit about the twats, but it's still my fault.

We need proper music, like Queen or Black Sabbath.


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Topic: Weapons Club

Posted: 12/04/04 06:45 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Pull the triger. It's still gonna kill him. I watched the SAS drama 'Ultimate force' and there was a situation like that.

Truth be told, though, it's more dependant on the actual situation: how many enemies, what sort of cover is available, what they're armed with etc.


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Topic: The Clock Crew Are Back!

Posted: 12/04/04 06:36 AM

Forum: General

I didn't even know they'd left.

Still, it isn't as bad as B though.

try this one on for size. it's a good animation


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Topic: Weapons Club

Posted: 12/04/04 06:33 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

The problem was that we had set up the test conditions of firing these iron filings along a glass tube, into three inches (75mm) of polystyrene. It ripped through this and straight into the plasterboard.

I proposed to try and see if we could apply the same theory to ball bearings. That didn't go down too well with him.

I don't worry about that any more, because I finished school nearly 4 years ago. I could have got better marks for my Physics though.


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Topic: "Weird" Al Yankovic Club

Posted: 12/04/04 06:26 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/3/04 08:29 PM, psykolord wrote: Also, here's a link to a Flash movie here on NG that has that song, and some great animation to go with it.

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=74953

Check it out!

That's a pretty cool movie. I used to have the song on my hard drive, but my MP3.com account expired and they won't let me play it any more. :(


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Topic: Th Futurama club.

Posted: 12/04/04 06:20 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/3/04 06:03 PM, RyanAn wrote: With the slight possiblity of Futurama coming back in some capacity the the near future (heh) - what would like to see happen in either episodes, comics, movies, etc?

Ryan

Quite obviously all of the above. I think a movie would be successful, but just a one-off, while comics can run for ages (Just look at Marvel) but I think the main choice would be the series returning. I believe that that is the best option.

At 12/3/04 07:51 PM, Bloody_fist wrote: ill join

Welcome. Who's your favourite character and what's your favourite episode?


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Topic: The Book Club

Posted: 12/04/04 06:18 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

An interesting notion, Myst. I'll bear that in mind.


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Topic: Weapons Club

Posted: 12/04/04 06:17 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I was wondering, X-Gundam, what's your opinion of weapons encorporating Gauss technology.

Gauss is the use of powerful electromagnets to fire ferrous metals in the direction of a target. No bang, just a hiss and the rate of fire is somewhere around the 2000 rounds per second.

I did make one as my A-level Physics coursework, but the Teacher banned me, because I embedded a jar of iron filings into the plasterboard.


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Topic: Weapons Club

Posted: 12/03/04 05:06 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Beginner Sig makers
Amateur Sig Makers
Insignia Sig makers

All available in Clubs and Crews


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Topic: A very english post.

Posted: 12/03/04 03:58 PM

Forum: General

At 12/3/04 08:11 AM, DAmainman wrote: Well, that's why you're not allowed to drop coins from the Eiffel tower and the Empire state building, they make craters two feet deep in the concrete!

More like two inches. Though that's still impressive.

Plus, it would probably catch fire on the way down.
(Having a pyromaniac friend is more useful than you think.)

No, it wouldn't the distance is not far enough for it to reach terminal velocity, so the friction would only make the ball warm. (Though you wouldn't be able to do much to it on impact, as it would probably break up on hitting the concrete.)

It's fun having a Pyromaniac who knows Physics as a friend.


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Topic: your fave drink / shot

Posted: 12/03/04 03:53 PM

Forum: General

First, the statement:

I like drinking Southern Comfort and Coke or neat. I also like Tequilla, Vodka and Red Bull (A nice cocktail, which gives me such a buzz.)

Second, the question:

You're an Irishman... and your favourite drink ISN'T Guinness? WTF?!


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Topic: K K K ?

Posted: 12/03/04 03:51 PM

Forum: General

Credit where credit's due. This is a piece of conceptual art. The author probably spent a lot of time and effort in coming up with this one and as a result, should be praised accordingly.


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Topic: "Weird" Al Yankovic Club

Posted: 12/03/04 03:48 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Can anyone find the lyrics for 'The night Santa went crazy' and post them on the Club for me. I can't find them anywhere.


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