At 10/28/09 05:40 PM, Malachy wrote: My school fines you $100 for parking in the wrong lot. If you park in the grounds without permission, they have it towed, charge you $300 and then make you pay for impound fees and the towing cost. The town has a few motorcycle-only spots which are free, but they are a little ways from campus, but what I'm saying is that, I find if I'm in and around town, a bicycle is more convenient.

Yeah, my boss doesn't object to me putting my bike in the office when I ride it in - it's cheaper than paying for parking passes at the local council run car park all the time, I suppose.

23,000 Blams

I know I'm one short at the time of posting, but it's the end of lunch and I need to go back to work with lots of pending Blam points for me :P

In my book, that's good enough!

At 10/27/09 06:34 PM, Magik-Waffle wrote:

At 10/17/09 06:25 AM, Coop83 wrote: * Testicles
* Arm
* Leg
* Head
* Nose (Human Horn)

And that's all I can remember during my first caffienated beverage of the morning.

Don't forget, he broke his neck in The Day the Earth Stood Stupid (well, kinda),

Nah, that was a figment of imagination - from his book.

and he got a pipe through the stomach in Parasites Lost.

"Ah, the hypochondriac's back. So what is it this time?"
"Well, my lead pipe hurts a little."

And he hurt his chin in Insane In the Mainframe.

And his head and feet:

"Ow, my head! Ow, my feet! Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!"
"Keep your chin up."
"Ow, my chin!"

Where did he hurt his arm and leg, though? I can't recall.

He lost his arm in "Why must I be a crustacean in love?" - Zoidberg cut it off during the Claw-Plach and then Fry tried to beat Zoidberg to death with it.

As for the Legs, we never see it, but when Zoidber attaches Fry's arm on the wrong side, he cuts off Fry's legs instead of the arm.

I'm gonna kick myself.

Well, Fry certainly wasn't after that episode :P

At 10/28/09 04:20 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: People probably trolled the reviews by flagging them as abusive.

Not quite right - we don't need to have reviews flagged to allow us to delete them. Once a review is submitted, it is our bitch and we can delete them, should we have reasonable cause.

At 10/27/09 08:19 PM, Twilight wrote: Isn't it weird to have the thought of two of your friends having sex, or some of them naked or engaging in the sexual activities that everyone says they do?

Probably so - I know that I've had a couple of aces up my sleeves when I've told my friends that it's not a good idea to shave their balls before going on a run, as it chafes.

Stops them from running as well :P

At 10/27/09 10:33 PM, EagleRock wrote:

At 10/27/09 08:37 AM, Coop83 wrote: Nice, you made me the narrator. That's a really nice little piece you're written there and I'm going to have to find some time to get me back in the saddle to read the rest of this tale.

Yep! The narrator does change hands, so you won't be narrator every chapter, but I am trying to make this story a little less focused towards my character. Obviously that won't be too hard, since I'm dead. :-)

This gives me an idea. TO THE BATCAVE!

At 10/28/09 12:57 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Abusive review can be found here if anyone is interested. It is fairly clear once you hit the page the review you are looking for. WoodenSneakers seems to have gotton a little carried away with his copy and paste funtion.

This is not Rage's Gift to you : Abusive Reviews. Please do not treat it as such.

Mark the review as abusive and move on. If you feel that you need to alert people to it, PM a Review Mod, like myself.

At 10/26/09 03:24 PM, KlanMaster911 wrote: you just say that coz your material is inferior on all levels. You cant act so you sit there and judge us like some kinda of fool.

Well, I'm not trying to compare myself to you, so your opinion is okay by me. You're in the minority of people who think that I'm a shit reviewer and if you've got some grievance about reviews, please feel free to contact me via PM, as I'm a review mod.

If you were half the shit you talk about then you should trying making some decent music instead of being a douchebag.

I don't try to make some 'decent music', because I don't have the ability or the inclination to do so.

At 10/26/09 03:40 PM, JasonCD2009 wrote: Because its just a joke.I don't understand why you hate our ''Comedy'' so much.If you don't want to review our crappy music, then its fine.I would like to propose an idea.Whoever doesn't want to review our music and have a good laugh doesn't have to.You will not lose any points or percentages on your score.

No, that's not how the club works. I know you're only trying to help, but the point is that I'm trying to be objective about your submissions. This leads me to say that your guitar is good to great, but you really need to do something about the vocals, as they really drag the quality of the piece down.

As for comedy, it's not working for me - comedy is something that makes me laugh, where these pieces I find marginally less amusing than "The Office"

At 10/26/09 05:02 PM, Sonofkirk wrote: 1 ) 2365 | 367 / 367 | 100.00% || 178 | 28 / 28 | 100.00% Coop83
2 ) 2341 | 363 / 368 | 098.64% || 178 | 28 / 28 | 100.00% Haggard
3 ) 2275 | 352 / 352 | 100.00% || 172 | 27 / 27 | 100.00% Fro

Thanks for the update, Sonofkirk. Nice work

Holiday starts tomorrow and I should be able to get the RRC done in 1 day this time.

*All Requests Completed <3:
Coop83, Haggard and Fro

Wow, and I thought 4 was a bad week last week :(

At 10/26/09 05:08 PM, JasonCD2009 wrote: I understand you all the way SuperSteph54.What my friend KlanMaster911 is trying to say, is that he feels that Coops reviews are biased and overly critical.In the long run, I don't fully agree with his methods of dealing with Coop, but whatever.You listen to our shitty music and write reviews for free.I understand this, and you are entitled to your opinions.

As I've said before, he is entitled to his opinion about that. There are issues between the two of us and a big difference of opinion in that I believe I can write and voice funnier stuff than I've heard from KlanMaster. Just because he has a different opinion to me does not mean that either of our opinions are wrong, we must just agree to disagree.

If you have heard our older music, it is true that you have helped us improve over the years.Just keep in mind that me and KlanMaster911 are two completely different people on two completely different accounts.I write the Guitar riffs,the bass lines and program the drums.I speak for my self, and my self only.

Perhaps you should submit some of your own solo guitar work, to show how good you have become?

Coop prepares for his holiday, while congratulating:
Auz: Level 40
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 30,000 Total Points
DumbassDude: 4,000 Blams; 13,000 Saves; 17,000 B/P
FurryFox: Level 18
Emlfuryoflion:Level 30

At 10/27/09 07:31 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/27/09 04:41 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 10/26/09 08:35 AM, Bahamut wrote: Whoops, I forgot 9 AD was when you joined Newgrounds, not when you were born. My bad.

No problem - it's details like this that mean I don't need a fake ID to rent Ultra Porn :P

Now that's an awesome Futurama reference. I'm way too young for this. :P

Trust me, it's worth the wait - makes 2 Girls, 1 Cup look quite tame :P

Alright then, I'll still be aware of previous plans such as the crane.

Of course, this could make you paranoid about things like the Crane Fly ;)

Crane? Fly? Please explain.

The Crane Fly is also known as the Daddy Long Legs. It has a powerful enough venom to kill a human, but it's teel are not strong enough to pierce human skin. How fortunate.

At 10/27/09 12:15 PM, reverend wrote:

At 10/27/09 04:41 AM, Coop83 wrote: How the NFL should be - boobs and violence.

Well that's a far cry from Madden NFL. Ha!
I never seen a turned based football game before. Interesting. But yeah, a touch more of senseless violence and boobage couldn't hurt the NFL or at least Madden. :P

Lingerie bowl, anyone?

And I'll watch the lot. I really can't call this series, as the teams are so close.

Oh please, you know you have the Yanks in six. Don't deny it.

I will deny this, but I would love to see the Yanks in 4-7. I honestly don't know if we're going to win this - the Phils are a much tougher opponent than the Twins or Angels.

Game one probables: Cliff Lee v. CC Sabathia

Poetic, isn't it?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
CC's start means,
Phillies are screwed

I hope so.

At 10/27/09 11:33 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 10/5/09 03:56 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'll settle for being behind iscrulz for Saves on one day of the year, if he's behind me for the other 364 ;)

Heh. Yes, yes, I'd seen other posts by you with similar sentiments expressed within, but... still... it is amazing, nonetheless.

Well, if you will go making silly little bets with yourself :P

pays self:::

Dear god, you actually PAID?!

Besides, I've started to close the gap on him for Reviews now, as well :)

Grooveh. CRUSH HIM FOR MY AMUSEMENT!

Yes, my master. *force crushes iscrulz*

17 blams IS a lot, this day and age... but I know Gagsy's moving at rates most of the rest of us can only DREAM of, so.... she's probably there by now, at least. CONGRATULATIONS, GAGSY!

Yeah, she's qwualified for me to track her on the Blammers list now :P

At 10/7/09 04:05 AM, Coop83 wrote: Thanks to the three titans of Newgrounds past and present that I've passed now - Ehwaz003, schneelocke and bila. Thanks also to iscrulz, but it's hard to get excited about that.

Hard to get excited about! If anything, it should be more exciting than passing the rest of those schmoes. They aren't engaged in constant smacktalk with you, after all.

Yeah, but I respect Ehwaz, schneelocke and bila much more than I do iscrulz.

At 10/27/09 04:34 PM, jackz360 wrote: Guy gets banned from PSN, tries to sue Sony. Fails. Guy tries again. http://j.mp/27k7a

This guy is hoping to:

a) Make some money from Sony in an out of court settlement

b) Drum up enough publicity to sell his story and thus make some money.

Either way, without a lawyer, he's going to be lumbered with Sony's legal costs and the costs from the courts themselves.

Douchebag.

At 10/27/09 07:37 PM, james44445 wrote:

At 10/27/09 07:33 PM, Col-Sandchez wrote: Michael Jackson.

thread. over.

Well, it would be, if he wasn't dead...

At 10/27/09 07:45 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: He's not as famous as Bruce Dickinson, Steve Harris, Janick Gers, Adrian Smith, Dave Murray or Nicko mcBrain-
neither is he as famous as Paul Di'Anno, Blaze Bayley, or Clive Burr.

NOBODY is as famous as Iron Maiden!

This is a compelling argument - without Metal pioneers like the aforementioned Iron Maiden, would we have had such a star in Jack Black? Probably not, as he would not have had his life changed by their music, met Kyle Gas and gone on to form Tenacious D, thus launching his career.

At 10/27/09 06:06 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Tazers - Don't use them on yourself.

Funny, but oh so fake.

At 10/27/09 07:01 AM, Sargent wrote:

At 10/27/09 04:44 AM, Coop83 wrote: I ran half a mile last night in about 4m 20s. That's not too bad and I'm trying the 2.5 mile route tonight with my best friend.

damn thats not bad at all :D i run it in a solid 5 minutes 30 seconds :D your fast hahah.

I don't really think I'm anything special - my pace is well worse than the 4 minute mile

i bet you can run from the police real well

You know, I've never tried. Apparently, it's different when you've got a TV stuffed under your arm :P

At 10/26/09 11:01 PM, EagleRock wrote: Speaking of the story, I have a little pleasantry to announce:
Back in the Barracks - Prologue

Nice, you made me the narrator. That's a really nice little piece you're written there and I'm going to have to find some time to get me back in the saddle to read the rest of this tale.

Thanks.

At 10/26/09 09:10 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I took around four hours but stopped for lunch and a puncture that took unneccesarily long to fix. My guess is around three to three and a half hours of actual cycling

Nice - are you still feeling the pain?

I ran half a mile last night in about 4m 20s. That's not too bad and I'm trying the 2.5 mile route tonight with my best friend.

Coop continues his holiday countdown, while congratulating:
XIII13: Level 15XV
FBIpolux: 6th NG Berfday; Level 39
KrevZabijak: Major
Haggard: 600 Audio Review Responses
Hacsev: 23,000 B/P
AniMetal: Level 30
RageVI: Level 48

At 10/26/09 08:35 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/26/09 04:32 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 10/25/09 08:11 AM, Bahamut wrote: Ah yes, you were born in 9 AD so you were able to witness those times. Great to hear. :)

No, I signed up for Newgrounds in 9AD - I was born in 17BC and was just past 26 when I signed up :P I did tell Jesus that calling yourself the son of God will only go and get you killed. I was right!

Whoops, I forgot 9 AD was when you joined Newgrounds, not when you were born. My bad.

No problem - it's details like this that mean I don't need a fake ID to rent Ultra Porn :P

I see you have to make a new plan to kill me now. I can keep guessing and I'll avoid death no matter what.

Perhaps this plan was just a decoy to get you to lower your guard?

Alright then, I'll still be aware of previous plans such as the crane.

Of course, this could make you paranoid about things like the Crane Fly ;)

At 10/26/09 02:27 PM, reverend wrote:

At 10/26/09 04:32 AM, Coop83 wrote: Fucking NFL! I went and played some Blood Bowl instead - it's how American Football should be played - with weapons and hand in hand with death himself!

Ha! With all the rule changes it seems like they are starting to get a little soft especially when it comes to the quarterback.

How the NFL should be - boobs and violence.

Yeah, but I still didn't watch a single pitch live. I'll get to see all of the World Series live though as Thursday is the first day of Holiday. I'll watch game 1 on Wednesday night on short rest, but I'll be there!

Excellent. It really looks to be a great match up. The Yanks have been outstanding at home and the Phils have been great on the road, so something has to give right there.

And I'll watch the lot. I really can't call this series, as the teams are so close.

Game one probables: Cliff Lee v. CC Sabathia

Poetic, isn't it?

At 10/27/09 01:01 AM, o0-0o wrote: LEAFS WON! PLAYOFFS HERE WE COME!!!!!

Playoffs? I thought that you were going to end your drought of Stanley Cup no less. The way you dominated the Ducks, you are pretty much a lock to win it all.

At 10/26/09 09:44 AM, Cosmos8942 wrote: (Yeah I know I am probably not allowed to do this...heh ah well)

Well, it's not against the RRC or NGBBS rules, so that's good enough for me.

Thanks for letting us know - we look forward to receiving responses from you in due course.

At 10/26/09 08:34 AM, Bahamut wrote: It's been a few years since I last cycled. The last time I did so was when I was still in high school. Ever since I left that shithole, I haven't touched my bike once.

Oh, you should, it's a great feeling - especially when you zip past a Gatso at over the speed limit and get flashed, knowing that they can't find you :P

In other news, I'm about to become a very sad individual - I'm planning on revisiting my steam-nut childhood and having a trip on the local steam railway, where they currently have the new engine that Jeremy Clarkson shovelled his guts out to get to Edinburgh from London. It's only there for this week, so I'm glad I've got the time off work :P

At 10/25/09 08:27 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I hate it when people go out and jinx them.

Parlux saying what he said changed nothing - we still beat the Angels and I don't care what Eternity-Spent said about the Angels throwing it away. Saunders gave up 3 earned runs, while the entire Yankees staff only gave up 2 earned runs, so we'd have only won 3-2, but when I last looked, that counts as a win as much as a 5-2 win does.

At 10/26/09 12:20 AM, BareNakedMike wrote:

At 10/26/09 12:07 AM, Zoraxe7 wrote: Here in Massachusetts, 'Yankees Suck!' is like our motto.

So...

Yankees Suck!

We let you guys get two WS recently and you're all still butthurt about ruth.

Best. Quote. Ever.

At 10/24/09 09:57 PM, Fro wrote: The Spinning Razor - Track 3 By JasonCD2009

Due to a disagreement between myself and the artists involved here, I would move that we do not review submissions by this author or any other alternate account to do with Jason CDs or KlanMaster911.

There really isn't much quality with it and with regards to the reaction I received, I suggest that we boycott them for not being welcome here.

At 10/25/09 09:34 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: My arse aches already

(

What sort of time are we looking for the 25 miles? 2 hours would be pretty quick, as you'd be averaging just under 5 minutes to each mile.

Stretches and protein power are the best recommendations that I can give you. Oh, that and a sports massage, but I can't give you one of those :P

At 10/26/09 05:30 AM, hdxmike wrote: it would be a shame if i had to go to the US just to get a shirt :(

They do post the goods to the UK - I've had 2 T-Shirts from Newgrounds and I've not been to North America since 1988 ;)

Just look it up in the store page and you'll find all you need to find.

At 10/25/09 03:42 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: To make it worse, it'll mske the Angels more well rested as well.

Oh boy...

And they were still facing an elimination game. Pressure tells.

At 10/25/09 06:53 PM, zimzap wrote: But now we can roll Mariano out there for 2+ innings.

Exactly the plan.

At 10/25/09 11:36 PM, EternitySpent wrote: WOW @ The Angels. They literally Threw the game away.

They could have easily won this series, if only they knew how to throw and catch.

It's not quite that simple - the Yanks were a good team, you've got to admit it.

At 10/26/09 12:57 AM, EagleRock wrote:

At 10/26/09 12:01 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: And it's over! The Yankees are 2009 American League Champions! Congratulations, guys, you've earned your 40th pennant! Onwards now to your 27th World Series title!

Damn straight! I had to break out the celebratory scotch for that game. Thank GOD Petite and Rivera were able to hold up the game and the bullpen didn't have a chance to screw this game up!

Well, times change and so do the personnel. Except of course for the famous 5 - Jeter, Posada, Matsui, Pettitte and Rivera. Though the hitting from these 5 was 0-11 with 3 walks, the pitching was spot on.

At 10/26/09 03:28 AM, EternitySpent wrote: Anyways, World Series predictions anyone?:

It hurts me... deep down inside to say this, but I think it just might be their year.

Yankees in 6.

I'll be accused of bias when I say this, but I can't put any prediction for the number of games played.

27

7/11

At 10/26/09 05:12 AM, Sexy-Comix wrote: What does it mean when your flash submission just, disappears?

Probably that it was blammed (deleted). Then it should be located in the Obituaries (on the Flash Portal page, about half way down in the centre). Of course there are other reasons it could have disappeared - marked for administrative review, for example.

It's showing that you've got no submissions at present, so I'd suggest that you just got blammed. Improve it and submit the new version, see how you get on.

Coop celebrates the Yanks advancing to their 40th appearance in the World Series, by congratulating:
Auz: 75,000 Total Stats
knugen: Top 700 Experienced
gfoxcook: Level 49 - Thought for a moment you were going to be catching up with us poor schmoes, but no :(

Thank you to:
Auz
Odyssic
reverend

At 10/25/09 08:11 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/25/09 04:21 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 10/24/09 11:58 AM, Bahamut wrote: I see you've experienced a lot over the centuries. :) Any more stories to share?

Yeah, the bible is a little excitable when it comes to Jesus turning water into wine. It took us weeks to get the fermentation going and by the time we'd got enough wine made, the couple were almost bored of the idea of getting married.

Ah yes, you were born in 9 AD so you were able to witness those times. Great to hear. :)

No, I signed up for Newgrounds in 9AD - I was born in 17BC and was just past 26 when I signed up :P I did tell Jesus that calling yourself the son of God will only go and get you killed. I was right!

OH SHIT! I see what he plans to do now. He's going to kill me with his crane, right?

No, no, no, that's absolute poppycock. *Soaring Crane, the Cuckoo is discovered!*

I see you have to make a new plan to kill me now. I can keep guessing and I'll avoid death no matter what.

Perhaps this plan was just a decoy to get you to lower your guard?

At 10/25/09 01:10 PM, reverend wrote:

At 10/25/09 04:21 AM, Coop83 wrote: Talk about raining on the parade. I was hoping that the postponement would get me a decent time to watch the game on a Sunday, but no! They push first pitch back even further! >:(

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's due to all the NFL games on Sunday. The American channel that has rights to broadcast the ALCS/World Series, FOX, has also NFL games on the same day so that naturally bumped everything back.

Fucking NFL! I went and played some Blood Bowl instead - it's how American Football should be played - with weapons and hand in hand with death himself!

If you want some silver lining, at least daylight savings time (summer time as you guys call it) is over for you, and is still going on here. So that means the time difference is shorter; so instead of 1:20 am it will only be a 12:20am start. :)

Yeah, but I still didn't watch a single pitch live. I'll get to see all of the World Series live though as Thursday is the first day of Holiday. I'll watch game 1 on Wednesday night on short rest, but I'll be there!

At 10/25/09 04:50 PM, Bahamut wrote: 026) 64835 0328 046.9 Coop83

Thanks for the update, Bahamut. Very nice work, as always.

Looks like I'll be at 65k this week and then who knows? Perhaps I'll be able to get myself towards contention for the top 25, but that's still a way off yet.

At 10/24/09 07:50 PM, phileeguy wrote: Hooray for weather postponement.

I'm just sitting here quietly seething that they've pushed the start time back even further now, plus it's a Sunday night, so I won't get a chance to watch the Yanks in Game 6 before I sleep. Work takes precedence, I'm afraid.

At 10/24/09 01:48 PM, EternitySpent wrote: Also, Colorado can keep winning all they want as long as Stastny steps up his goal production. He was supposed to be the Ace in the hole of both my fantasy teams.

Ask and ye shall receive - he's just heated up over the past two days, with 3 goals there and five points over those two games. Suddenly he's tied for the lead in scoring on the team with Wojtek Wolski and Ryan O'Reilley (!) This kid seems to be looking to surpass Matt Duchene as the club's top rookie this year. I don't mind a bit of healthy competition like that.

Talking of fantasy teams, mine took a nasty hit - I picked up Cody McCleod and then he takes a stick to the face and is out injured. Bummer.

At 10/24/09 09:57 PM, Fro wrote: I'm going to try something new with the list. I'm only going to allow 1 audio request per person per update now as we have had too many updates with over 20 audio reviews to do and quite frankly I know some of us are tired of having to do so many. Any extra will go into the next update, but I will still list them just in case someone has enough time to work ahead.

Yeah, I totally support this - last week was absolutely manic and the amount of audio requests compared to flash and art is absolutely incredible. Perhaps this will give us a decent run at the next week now...

750 Audio Reviews

Goddammit, the RRC gets me to review some crap these days - I had to waste my 750th review on such an awful piece :(