I felt genuine sadness when Dom put down Maria in Gears 2. The voice acting.. was so... beautiful.

Splinter CEll, Chaos THeory, in the Hokkaido level, you find two guys talkiung about ninjas, capture one and you get a nice conversation.

"I KNEW there were ninjas here!"
""what"
"Cool.. captured..by a ninja."
"Listen i'm gonna kill you if-"
"Cool, killed... by a ninja."

At night, I slink around my house Sam Fisher style.

I see what you did there.

I have a better idea. Just look at the characters in any punchout game. Seriously. There are your stereotypes.

Well, I'm from Indiana, which means that all I ever do is harvest corn, and build stuff with the local Amish.

Have any of you guys seen that show on Spike, Deadliest Warrior? I've seen some episodes, but this one will probably be my favorite. William Wallace vs Shaka Zulu. And for awesome purposes I have a nice sneak peak at what is to come this tuesday.

William Wallace's Claymore shall own some Zulu ass.

Oh, you can also post your opinions and predictions and such. I guess.

Something about guys who have long hair that makes me want to dropkick a baby.

At 5/23/09 12:44 PM, AtariStarStreamer wrote:

At 5/23/09 12:37 PM, Coop3r wrote: Screw you guys, you will never guess who this handsome fellow is.

Tom Hansen

Looking it up doesn't count.

:jerk.

Name this guy then.
I WANT A SPECIFIC NAME, PEOPLE.

It's not a problem, if you look at the news section at the BOTTOM RIGHT corner of the Gears2 menu it says they are having Gears 2 Old School Weekend. Basically you can't fall from smokes, and it is 4v4, just like gears 1, and I say they keep it that way, that is the most lag-free and fuin I have had with Gears 2 since I've gotten it.

Screw you guys, you will never guess who this handsome fellow is.

Yeah okay.

Warhammer 40K dawn of war and their expansions are great games that don't need a good graphics card.

DoW2, however...

I laugh at the occasional rude, rascist, or otherwise "bad" jokes.

Any of these 3 books from Michael Crichton.

Sphere
Jurassic Park (:D)
The Andromeda Strain

My personal favorite out of those 3 is Sphere, but they are all great books, if you are into Sci-fi.

Also, Michael Crichton teaches you while he entertains you :D

I love me some Splinter Cell.

Hmmm. It starts out with a priest in his church, right? He is giving a sermon when some guy with a bloody chunk hanging where his arm should be runs into the Church, screaming. EVERYONE FREAKS OUT. THEN ZOMBIES COME IN FASHJFSHFSHJFSHKSFHAJ

That ninjitsu master guy had a point at the end. "A ninja would never fight a spartan head on, he would kill him in his sleep." :D

In multiplayer.. I laugh it off. Unless it was an authentic anger, then I kinda.. no I laugh it off.

In single player though, (Mostly the driving in Mass Effect) I let out an "Ah jesus, now I gotta start over".

He really should lose that cape. and button up that Collar, Ezio. You look like a faggot.

"Shenanigans!"

Basically person 1 will say something, and person 2 will yell Shenanigans! and they have to prove it true or person 2, who yelled shenanigans! Gets to kick the person 1 in the balls.

When Dom had to Eutahanize Maria.

):

It is a classic thing in war stories, get the "Strong, tough guy" and make him die first. Then the rookie, etc.

They had Aerosmith and Metallica, what Rock/Metal Legend are they missing?

Queen. Where is the greatest rock band of the 80's? Queen has some GREAT guitar songs, and, well.. all of their songs are Godly. Why not? If anyone can give me a reason not to make a Rockband/Guitar Hero: Queen edition besides money and time and licensing, you deserve a cookie. seriously, there has been like 2 Queen songs in any music video game EVER. They deserve more than this.

At 4/9/09 03:21 PM, Jezuz wrote:

At 4/9/09 03:14 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

You can tell him the Village People are straight and he'll believe it.

I remember when the Hamas use Islamic Mickey Mouse...

Never seen it before you mentioned it, but dear God this is hilarious.

Next up: Santa will kill your family if your will is against Islam.

I found this comment in that video....

"all u fucking israeli cunts crying go fuck urselves. u jews MUST be wiped off the map. that is a MUST. and i will piss on u motherfuckers wit my giant cock. it will burn ur skin. my piss is acidic its like cyanide it will make ur bones stck out like the holocaust"

Kindof sad really.

Word for word. It made me cry a little.

Longshot sniper rifle for the FUCKING win.

Vents.. At my old house I used to live in, when I was like, 6, the bathroom had a vent on the ceiling, there was dust in the vent, and for some reason my child mind thought it was some guy looking at me.

At 3/24/09 09:28 PM, Coop3r wrote: Like a lot of people have said. I love the glasses on a laday.

I also like birthmarks.

Also pussy-licking.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

At 3/24/09 09:03 PM, Mehrdad14 wrote:

I have the balls to say "Hey, do you want to get some lunch together." but... i don't know if that's a great start.
Thanks for the help!

DING DING DING DING

Do that.

Like a lot of people have said. I love the glasses on a laday.

I also like birthmarks.