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At 6/14/04 01:02 PM, EtonBoy wrote:

:oh so its that the fact that shes an American female then C83 old boy, and that almost all American females are gorge?

Not at all, old chap. I know quite a few American 'mingers' and though I will say that she is attractive, I was not trying to sweeten the deal. One has been told by one's psychiatrist to control one's agression toward JF's. It just happened that this one was an attractive woman, that's all.

At 6/14/04 05:04 AM, Kyzaskiwi wrote: i want to go to england...

Then, by all means, come over here and join us. We need a little cheering up because of those damned French and you seem like quite a nice happy person (from yr profile)

My trump suit is diplomacy, chaps

This should put an end to all this feuding, because I have deduced that TitchusMaximus and Dan_was_ere have not fully grasped the concept of this thread and have resorted to petty name calling.

At 6/6/04 05:49 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote:

---------- Standard Moron Response Message ----------

Dear shit-for-brains.

You, with your miniscule intellect, have failed to grasp the very essence of this thread. This thread was started by an Englishman as a joke. Other Englishmen (who got the joke) responded and so the thread grew as a sort off haven where Brittish people could laugh, both at ourselves, and the American's view of us. We like to "talk" in fake upper-class accents and generly play up every negative Brittish sterotype going.

Now, if you continue to post crap there will be a flaming the likes of which you have never seen, you have been warned.

Now fuck off

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BTW, shit-for-brains means you guys, TitchusMaximus and Dan_was_ere. Hope that's cleared up any misunderstandings. I never thought I'd have to use this against a fellow Englishman.

At 6/13/04 11:49 AM, Dan_was_ere wrote: i know my rites, how bout i give you the finger, and u give me my fone call

Then, what use is a phone call, Mr Anderson, if you are unable to speak?

DO NOT QUOTE MOVIES AT ME, BOY!!

At 6/13/04 10:44 AM, Dan_was_ere wrote: i like to drink tea, wiv scones and jam. I think football is terribly violent

Football is not violent! If a player in football gets touched, they fall to the floor, cluch a random part of their anatomy and yell something at the referee like 'I broke a nail' or some such thing.

In Rugby, however, you couldn't convince some players to leave the field, even if they had a broken leg. (I know, I've seen it happen)

At 6/13/04 04:01 AM, Thedu wrote: OMG WTF LOL!1!!111!!11!11!!112!!1!!1!11!1!!1!!11!111!1

I no goods at englsioh!

Hence why you hail from Birmingham, Alabama and not Birmingham, England. (The proper one!) now get out of here, before I lose my rag with you, what

At 6/12/04 07:02 PM, Chefcoop wrote: No of course not, it never ended in the first place. One will get you C83, we will sort this out the old fashion way, your army vs ones army. One can't be doing with all this fighting and at the end of the day whats it matter if a couple of hundred commoners die.

I challenge you to pistols or banjos at dawn, chef!

At 6/12/04 10:14 AM, Chefcoop wrote:

Yes, one hopes you will follow the Cooper family tradition,

What Cooper family tradition? Making barrels? That souunds like too much hard work, old chap.

In my experiences, the essay speaks the truth

At 6/12/04 07:03 AM, Wassow wrote: Those english football chaps will surely go out in the first round. Loks like the scottish will be backing france, jellous bastards what what?

You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. I know for sure, young sir, that the French Coach has a clause in his contract with Tottenham that he will drug such players as Zidane, Henry and Trezeguet the night before the match, so they will not actually play for France on Sunday.

England will walk it!

I think Futurama is better, because it's like the Simpsons, but set in the far future. Some of the material is even better than the Simpsons. (Well, their more recent stuff, anyway)

At 6/3/04 08:43 PM, NinjaSpectre wrote: Where will you be on May 19, 2005?

As a Star Wars fan, I would love to be at the cinema, watching episode III, but I can pretty much guaruntee thai I'll be working

At 6/11/04 06:44 PM, EtonBoy wrote: One feels like CC and C83 are one brothers though one doesn't wnat to upset them whatwhat

Sadly, yes tis true, though I would protest my innocence in the whole issue. I blame our parents, you see.

At 6/11/04 06:10 PM, Chefcoop wrote:

:Any of you chaps got some ideas of countries to borrow for ones hoildays what?

Portugal, of course!

footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy England England!

At 6/10/04 10:47 PM, samurai_skillz wrote: I guess Blam would be like Jail and Protect would be the Parking lot, where you collect the money from the middle or they could act as the chance and community chest

Chance and community chest could be something to do with the portal awards system. You submit a flash, and get an award or turd of the week. Or you say something out of place on the BBS and get a ban for x days (x turns)

Get prosthetics fitted. I know it wouldn't be the same, but I'd learn to live with it, just like the other people in the world with these afflictions

At 6/11/04 01:47 PM, EtonBoy wrote:

:http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/174115 it is almost as good as our post whatwhat

Good entry, though I feel a pang of shame, as an Englishman has to go through the indignity of calling Football Soccer, instead of Football. Since we invented it and those damned yanks came up with their girly (No offence, Ladies) game of 'Football' they think that we have no right to call the beautiful game Football.

If you need an alternative, old chap, then try calling it Association Football. The Yank's will never play it, as it's far too taxing on the old grey matter, eh.

We came up with football first, we are allowed to call it that, not Soccer, DAMMIT!

*breaks down into uncontrollable sobbing, lead away from computer by Jeaves*

At 6/11/04 08:42 AM, -Ikka- wrote: Wait a minute! By George they're talking about politics.

Wait a minute! By George, he's acting American.

At 6/10/04 10:02 AM, EtonBoy wrote:

:now about the croquet we are sorted for tea and crumpets but shall one get Jeaves to make little cucumber sandwhiches cut into triangles? and how about some jam roly poly to finish things off?

Oh, good show, old chap. however, not just cucumber, as it's most frightfully boring on it's own. how about some egg mayonaise to accompany it, eh what.

At 6/10/04 06:28 AM, NinjaSpectre wrote: Um, no, but this topic dies, then comes back, then dies, comes back, you get the picture?

Yes, I was trying to prove a point.

Well sir, you failed

Yeah, they should all bow down to you, Tom, the master of all flash portals.

This could also be an excuse for a 'battle for the portal' stlye series. Something like 'battle of the portals' though the ending would be a little predictable.

ALL HAIL TOM FULP!

At 6/8/04 12:34 PM, EtonBoy wrote:

:unless C83's croquet lawn has recovered from the JF invasion ?

The primary croquet lawn is still in a rather sorry state, though the secondary and tertiary lawns are both in tip top condition, old boy. The day is saved for tea and crumpets

At 6/10/04 06:03 AM, NinjaSpectre wrote: Why cant this topic die?

Look, nobody is forcing you to read, post or even like this thread, so just leave, there's a good chap.

At 6/10/04 04:26 AM, 1337_Baka wrote:

thinks this thread should B locked at 2000 posts, and then have a new fresh one made::

Just out of interest, old boy. Who died and made you a mod?

At 6/9/04 06:31 PM, Kite_X wrote:

:Did you guys know that a long,long time ago that your army felt like gentlemens and stood in a line and took turns shooting?Then the Americans came along and taught them gorrila warfare.

I always thought that the Americans were taught 'guerilla' warefare by the Vietnamese. After all, they are so much better at it. Come to think of it, so are the 9th Gurkha Rifles, eh chaps?

At 6/7/04 05:22 PM, EtonBoy wrote:

:strange, we shall no longer get to express our superior british wit to as many if we are moved

However, on the upside of that coin, old boy, that does mean less interference for all the JF's who come on and say things like 'you suck fags' etc.

At 6/7/04 05:23 PM, j00bie wrote: lets all just think about this for a moment, this could quite possibly be the last NHL game ever...

That's a worst case scenario. Maybe for a few months or so.

Kiprusoff and Khabibulin are either going to both be outstanding, or their both going to choke...

Yeah, but they're going to be part of a stellar game tonight

lets have some predictions of the outcome of tonights game...

I've just had this feeling about Tampa Bay all through the playoffs. It hasn't stopped yet. Don't wanna hazard a guess at the score, but it's gonna be a great game.

Jolly good show by the chaps at Headingley, eh

Nine wicket victory against New Zealand (colonialist whipper snappers) and an unassailable 2-0 series lead. Bring on the West Indies!

Three cheers for the chaps in whites. Hip Hip Huzzah! Hip Hip Huzzah! Hip Hip Huzzah!

Tea and scones all around

At 6/7/04 01:33 PM, psycho1 wrote: joxa is dead!

no, not really. the welsh are much more sufisticated that you though. we have mastered many Techniques. including making welsh cakes. mmmmmmmmmm.....

Sadly though, it appears that you have not mastered the technique of spelling

sophisticated, old boy. Get a dictionary

At 4/1/04 03:04 AM, Jossos wrote: Guys are just a bunch of fucktards. I mean they are basically good for nothing, but sex really. They just milk money off of you and it takes a whole can of pepperspray to get them off if you show a lil bare skin.

That's a little harsh. I'm a guy and I don't like being tarred with the same brush as the 'fucktards' as you so eloquantly put it. We aren't all the same. I find that women tend to milk money off me, rather than the other way round.

And the pepperspray comment. That only comes into effect if you are drop dead gorgeous and I'm drunk (Slim possiblilty)