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Level 38!

Coop returns to the weapons cabinet and grabs his new axe, before congratulating:
darknessdweller: Level 13
sirtom93: 6.00 Base Voting Power; 10,000 Total Points; 6,000 Posts
Kidiri: Level 23
LukeLovesLemonparty: 6,000 Experience
TheBlackDahliaMurder: Level 28

At 6/28/08 08:09 AM, darknessdweller wrote:

At 6/27/08 02:19 AM, Mendou wrote: Wow, 5000 EXP. I'm on the half-way point now.

Whaddaya mean halfway point!? Im pretty sure that half of 38,640 is a 5-DIGIT NUMBER!

Any sound minded person can work out the simple sum - 5,000 x 2 = 10,000 Mendou is halfway to 10k Experience. You wonder why you were banned? I'd think that your posting 'skills' indicate that you should leave this place.

At 6/28/08 10:55 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/28/08 04:52 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/27/08 09:45 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/27/08 03:19 AM, Coop83 wrote: I don't want to be the President of America

You say Smile

I say Cheese.

Cartier

I say please :)

At 6/28/08 11:43 AM, Kidiri wrote: Fear my level 23-axe!

It's nice, but it's not as nice as my new Axe ;)

At 6/28/08 04:22 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: I want to take this time and thank nobody but one,

Meh, I've never been much of a Diablo player, but I'm glad you're happy about it.

At 6/29/08 02:33 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 6/25/08 03:13 AM, Coop83 wrote: Coop searches for a new credit card,

Que?

Well, I've been after one that gives me better loyalty rewards than my current one. I've found one and can get Nectar points for shopping and twice as many for shopping in certain stores.

At 6/24/08 09:22 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/24/08 03:03 AM, Coop83 wrote: You say Coke

I say Caine

You say John

I say Locke

(or McCaine... they were the first ones that came to mind... yes, yes, I see that you guys said Wayne and moved right along... SCREW FAITHFUL WORD-FOR-WORD TRANSCRIPTION!)

Yeah, but if you say McCaine, I end up saying 'Chips' (As in McCain Oven Chips, which aren't the best chips you can ever find, by the way) and we end up in some sort of language barrier debacle.

Level 38!

At 6/27/08 10:42 AM, Marsupial wrote:

At 6/27/08 09:10 AM, Coop83 wrote: Now Eruption, by Van Halen would be a Doozy

Loads of people have made custom versions of Eruption for Guitar Hero.

Yeah, but I want a proper version.

At 6/27/08 03:02 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 6/27/08 09:10 AM, Coop83 wrote: Sweet Home Alabama is a piano track more than Guitar.

That never stopped them before.

I still don't like the keyboard parts on Through the Fire and Flames. If we were meant to have keyboards in songs on Guitar hero, surely they'd be making a keyboard attachement for GH4, wouldn't they?

Oh wait, you're pretty much playing a keyboard when you're using a keyboard style contoller. That's a kind of realism that they can't recreate with the guitar :P

At 6/28/08 02:39 PM, Bahamut wrote: After making the 2x10k Pentalist update, I decided to put up a list of top EXP users (10k+ EXP users only) on my site. You can see the list right here. I dunno if I'll make another EXP update, but I thought I'd make one now for you all since the last one we had here was two months ago.

Enjoy!

HOT PISS!

Thanks for the update, Bahamut. I've now been recorded in my first proper update since ascending to the top 250 Users :)

Now I've got a decent record of how long it will take me to get up the next few ranks.

At 6/28/08 11:25 AM, darknessdweller wrote: Umm.. dude. We can find the top 50 protectors in Rankings.

//end thread\\

I'm sure glad that you're not a moderator, because then Newgrounds really would have hit an all time low.

The rankings show the top 50, but if you'd have looked at the other 2 posts that I've added after the top 50, you would see that I've also shown users 51-150 there. I've also given detail of pacings for the month that each user is achieving.

There's more to stats than just numbers.

Part 3 - Save me (Queen)
101) 13,840 || + 544 || Emlfuryoflion 8
102) 13,800 || + 000 || Heinrich -1
103) 13,734 || + 000 || SlashFirestorm -1
104) 13,594 || + 000 || Kisuke -1
105) 13,565 || + 000 || alexsmolik -1
106) 13,560 || + 000 || DuMa-RyoHahn -1
107) 13,491 || + 020 || Myst
108) 13,486 || + 005 || MetalDart -2
109) 13,467 || + 000 || ArtDanVal -1
110) 13,394 || + 340 || NEVR 1
111) 13,348 || + 185 || bmxgamer -1
112) 13,005 || + 000 || yaya12
113) 12,960 || + 619 || Haggard 4
114) 12,832 || + 011 || YoinK -1
115) 12,815 || + 059 || IM-KOOL-R-U -1
116) 12,639 || + 016 || ianianian1111 -1
117) 12,460 || + 026 || LittleWashu -1
118) 12,411 || + 363 || someone-else 3
119) 12,357 || + 029 || HaroFreak -1
120) 12,225 || + 061 || FIGMENTUM
121) 12,181 || + 000 || thisisasignin -2
122) 12,046 || + 087 || Kirk-Cocaine 1
123) 11,969 || + 000 || rageVI -1
124) 11,940 || + 047 || Cereal 1
125) 11,929 || + 000 || seraphius -1
126) 11,828 || + ??? || idiot-buster NEW!
127) 11,711 || + 000 || XkwiziTOnE -1
128) 11,662 || + 000 || ScottTowels -1
129) 11,621 || + 034 || Timmy
130) 11,596 || + 000 || LevelOneAccount -2
131) 11,520 || + 052 || deslona 1
132) 11,503 || + 033 || Cyberdevil -1
133) 11,483 || + 006 || ThePunisher52 -3
134) 11,370 || + 501 || aldlv 10
135) 11,321 || + 091 || Rarebreed 1
136) 11,318 || + 114 || hongkongexpress 1
137) 11,316 || + 000 || Shadow-Angel -4
138) 11,299 || + 004 || Muffin -4
139) 11,278 || + 000 || KWAS71KCK -4
140) 11,189 || + 016 || TITROTU -2
141) 11,163 || + 003 || crev -1
142) 11,158 || + 001 || Sekhem -2
143) 11,149 || + 050 || DarkArchon -3
144) 11,028 || + 004 || RupeeClock -2
145) 10,850 || + 000 || D0GMA
146) 10,822 || + ??? || lilhunter03 NEW!
147) 10,808 || + 000 || ThreeStar -1
148) 10,800 || + 002 || IvanTuroc -1
149) 10,614 || + 099 || DrMSM
150) 10,558 || + 000 || Syme -2

New to the list: lilhunter03; idiot-buster
Leaving the list: Back-Door-Baron; lightning
Most Saves Gained: AfroUnderscoreStud (+2,382)
Most Ranks Gained: Joshiwa (+11)
Special Mention to: aldlv (+10 Ranks gained)
Most Ranks Lost: Shadow-Angel; Muffin; KWAS71KCK (-4)
Total Saves for the top 150: 3,090,236
Total Saves Gained for June: 38,126

Well, that's another month done, I hope to see you all at the end of July :)

Part 2 - High Interest Savings Account
051) 23,416 || + 0,018 || Phantom -2
052) 23,048 || + 0,000 || Dream-of-Duke -1
053) 22,784 || + 0,000 || MPA
054) 21,987 || + 0,654 || Idiot-Finder 1
055) 21,799 || + 0,087 || leeboy105 -1
056) 21,267 || + 0,537 || Little-Rena
057) 21,265 || + 0,686 || Auz
058) 20,608 || + 0,050 || Minion777
059) 19,985 || + 0,794 || Patcoola 1
060) 19,663 || + 0,184 || TheSoulMan -1
061) 18,783 || + 0,107 || AtomicTerrorist
062) 18,418 || + 0,217 || LatinoRalf
063) 18,180 || + 0,055 || Stormwarden
064) 17,618 || + 0,059 || Sakurazukamori 1
065) 17,581 || + 0,000 || Pieriku -1
066) 17,562 || + 0,070 || ornery-scotsman 1
067) 17,556 || + 0,793 || Nightforce666 4
068) 17,500 || + 0,000 || Jake -2
069) 17,253 || + 0,793 || Shanus 6
070) 17,146 || + 0,089 || Sonucais -2
071) 17,076 || + 0,192 || bifgis -1
072) 16,887 || + 0,000 || Roth-Productions -3
073) 16,727 || + 0,109 || Frank-The-Hedgehog -1
074) 16,717 || + 0,434 || Tex2002ans 2
075) 16,648 || + 0,161 || Now-n-Again -1
076) 16,507 || + 0,002 || Oneup -3
077) 16,333 || + 0,758 || simon 6
078) 16,329 || + 0,238 || EagleRock
079) 16,101 || + 0,000 || fixit -2
080) 15,978 || + 0,000 || Hemlok -1
081) 15,943 || + 0,130 || Ventar -1
082) 15,618 || + 0,000 || MadCow -1
083) 15,612 || + 0,000 || LittleMissVixen -1
084) 15,380 || + 0,067 || Claudia-C18
085) 15,264 || + 0,024 || Gooch
086) 15,019 || + 0,068 || Kolohe 2
087) 15,003 || + 0,000 || carmelhadinosaur -1
088) 15,000 || + 0,000 || life -1
089) 14,928 || + 1,090 || Joshiwa 11
090) 14,736 || + 0,000 || TremCladClock -1
091) 14,666 || + 0,037 || Sterockicy -1
092) 14,616 || + 0,082 || pieoncar -1
093) 14,502 || + 0,000 || RoweNuts -1
094) 14,482 || + 0,097 || Glamdrung 2
095) 14,466 || + 0,080 || Aksumka
096) 14,462 || + 0,010 || ThunderboltLegion -3
097) 14,405 || + 0,000 || ADT -3
098) 14,347 || + 0,107 || thomtomw
099) 14,314 || + 0,062 || sunhawk818 -2
100) 13,954 || + 0,003 || Parasoul -1

Coop's List Update #10
The second update of the top 150 Protectors list is upon us! I have gone through today's update and can provide the following stats about the update:

Time taken to pull stats: 2 minutes
Time taken to Analyse Stats: 28 minutes
Time taken to prepare update for publication: 26 minutes
Time taken to publish the list to Newgrounds: ~ 4 minutes

Insert Generic thanks to Casualty here...

Movement:
PenguinLink and Phantom have traded places around the top 50 this month, with no new entries to the top 100.

Say hello to idiot-buster and lilhunter03, who have moved the Back-Door-Baron and lightning to a position of waiting for me to expand this list to a top 200 :P

Milestones:
75,000 Saves: Toocool100
35,000 Saves: Crolpa
30,000 Saves: Dakka942
25,000 Saves: AshtonNextGen
24,000 Saves: Coop83 If you don't know why, ask gfoxcook :P
15,000 Saves: Kolohe

I am currently tracking 163 Users with 10,000+ Saves, so we've gained 3 more this month :)

Top 5 Gainers:
+2,382 - AfroUnderscoreStud O.o
+1,993 - Crolpa Good vintage
+1,431 - Basspro55
+1,307 - DrJam
+1,254 - courtday

Sick numbers from Afro and Crolpa. Nuff said.

The List:

Part 1 - To Protect and Save

Rank) Saves || Gain || Username
001) 75,003 || + 1,238 || Toocool100
002) 58,253 || + 2,382 || AfroUnderscoreStud
003) 51,461 || + 0,883 || Punisher
004) 51,026 || + 0,877 || Wylo
005) 47,529 || + 1,221 || harryjarry
006) 46,557 || + 0,809 || Rule
007) 44,121 || + 0,633 || Molotov
008) 42,662 || + 1,431 || Basspro55
009) 39,702 || + 0,281 || ReconRebel
010) 39,540 || + 1,307 || DrJam
011) 36,578 || + 1,993 || Crolpa 2
012) 36,016 || + 0,002 || ramagi -1
013) 35,646 || + 0,27 || azteca89 -1
014) 33,901 || + 0,468 || LockClock
015) 33,437 || + 0,553 || Seamonky 1
016) 33,347 || + 1,254 || courtday 3
017) 33,132 || + 0,002 || Bahamut -2
018) 33,063 || + 0,677 || RemRulzz -1
019) 32,134 || + 0,000 || schneelocke -1
020) 31,923 || + 0,194 || BlueHippo
021) 31,536 || + 0,219 || Rabindarath
022) 31,139 || + 0,148 || ouandyoi
023) 30,881 || + 1,041 || Dakka942 1
024) 30,006 || + 0,000 || Denvish -1
025) 28,820 || + 0,193 || RenegadeGirl
026) 28,493 || + 0,377 || TheDepthsofHell 1
027) 28,209 || + 0,000 || bila -1
028) 28,073 || + 0,209 || Ehwaz003
029) 27,826 || + 0,826 || gfoxcook 1
030) 27,265 || + 0,202 || BonusStage -1
031) 27,220 || + 0,782 || pwroftheseagoat 3
032) 27,010 || + 0,142 || Newgrundling -1
033) 26,851 || + 0,086 || pepeatumi -1
034) 26,570 || + 0,000 || Major-punk -1
035) 26,495 || + 0,111 || X-Naut
036) 26,078 || + 0,838 || shunshuu 2
037) 25,653 || + 0,023 || DonDoli -1
038) 25,525 || + 0,035 || iscrulz -1
039) 25,502 || + 0,971 || AshtonNextGen 3
040) 25,365 || + 0,173 || Voidist -1
041) 24,651 || + 0,062 || Sentio -1
042) 24,579 || + 0,000 || Qwoxyl -1
043) 24,490 || + 0,055 || Andersson
044) 24,445 || + 0,844 || Coop83 3
045) 24,274 || + 0,000 || JerkClock -1
046) 24,242 || + 0,000 || milinko959 -1
047) 23,885 || + 0,148 || XwaynecoltX -1
048) 23,693 || + 0,255 || M-A-R-C-U-S
049) 23,506 || + 0,217 || Omgee 1
050) 23,471 || + 0,482 || PenguinLink 2

Coop tries to fit 4 days worth of work into one Saturday, while congratulating:
Darkside7000: 11,000 B/P; Praporshchik
Bertn: Master Sergeant
Bolo: Level 27
Molotov: 140,000 Total Points
superstatguy: 6.66 Base Voting Power
YoinK: 14th Most Experienced User
yoshi77777: 8,888 Saves

At 6/27/08 09:45 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/27/08 03:19 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/26/08 09:29 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/26/08 03:55 AM, Coop83 wrote: Hot Dog!

I say cool it man!

I don't want to be the President of America

You say Smile

I say Cheese.

At 6/27/08 01:32 AM, Mr-Destruction wrote: When I hear intense songs on the radio, I picture how hard it would be on Guitar Hero. Any body else do that? I'll even try to guess what set it would fall under. Sweet Home Alabama would be a face melter.

It blatantly wouldn't. Sweet Home Alabama is a piano track more than Guitar. Now Eruption, by Van Halen would be a Doozy, as would Hit the Lights, by Metallica.

At 6/26/08 11:28 AM, MGSTroll wrote: Hey Coop, yeah that car is pretty badly parked. One of my pet hates is bad parking, it just annoys me so much.

It's bad around the area where I live - people can't park efficiently, so that everyone can fit into the spaces properly. Even with lines drawn for the spaces, they ignore them.

Fancy joining the club?

It's a little weird for me at the moment - I've not got the kind of wheels that people are picturing here, because I couldn't afford them. I do look forward to keeping what I've got looked after. If the weather's alright tomorrow, I might wash it and take some pictures.

I'm struggling to pay for diesel at the moment, so I bought a push bike to save on the fuel mileage - driving 6 miles a night to see my girl has been cut on most evenings, so I'm slowly paying for that bike at about £20 per week. 10 weeks and I've paid for it, which is nice.

At 6/27/08 07:53 AM, Sentio wrote: Still around people, but I'm not sure for how much longer... this will be a long post that many won't care about, but I feel this community is one I am particularly close to so there a few things I want to say about my absence.

Damn, that's a tough one man. You have my sympathies and if you need to talk, just hit me a PM.

I've seen posts before, one in here not too long ago, about people feeling after a tragic event that they have been wasting their lives and intend to make the most of them more in the future. I can understand this sentiment completely, and I am closer to my family now than I have ever been.

Yeah, I know that you form greater emotional ties with the ones that are left behind. Grief unites you and from that position, you move forward, stronger.

I finally graduated from university last week, hurrah! Got my 2:1 and am now an MBiol (hons). As a result I am bound to be here less as I enter the real world of work in the coming months. Also I have an incredible girlfriend who I want to spend more time with now that I'm free from the shackles of final year study (it just goes to show that anyone can find a great girl!). It all adds up to less time on NG, but at least looking to the future I am happy and things are looking bright.

Congratulations on the Degree and the Girlfriend. Now good luck with getting employment sorted out, as it's the long road for you now ;) Stay in touch with us, you know the friendly url that you can find us all loitering at in any case. newgrounds.com isn't that hard to remember, is it?

At 6/26/08 10:47 PM, jackripperz wrote:

At 6/26/08 11:17 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/26/08 09:49 AM, soumynonA wrote: If anyone can guess who i am, i'll spam their userpage with Comments.

Shit game, when the answer's in your profile :P

Crap. Well at least my Alt's name is cool. Want me to spam your page with comments coop?

I'd rather you didn't - it's far too much unnecessary work to block you :P

At 6/26/08 11:02 PM, Chromius wrote: Alts are only ever cool when they're the same level as your main.

How about this one - gfoxcook has 2 alts and they are both a higher level than me!

I've got 1 alt and it's a higher level than most of the people here.

At 6/27/08 06:57 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Shit. Shit poo ass. >:C Goddamit, to many awesome regulars are leaving. If Lotus is an 04 user....

FUCK! That means its my turn to leave next year :O

Baseless drivel! I'm an 04 User and I'm still here. What about the die hards like me, ReconRebel, gfoxcook and ramagi? Granted, gfoxcook had a sabattical from posting, but he mostly kept up with depositing.

Why is it that everyone's becoming a fucking Emo Sheep these days?!

At 6/24/08 08:27 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/21/08 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: In my opinion, it's just white noise, which I can really do without in my life. However, my perfectionism shows through and I really want to get 5 stars for every song on GH3.

To me, it's not white noise at all.

Casualty would agree with me.

Like I give a fuck what people think. My musical tastes are quite extreme, ranging from Toccata & Fuge in D Minor, by Bach all the way through Cotton Eye Joe, by Rednex through Hit the Lights by Metallica and back towards Since You've Been Gone, by Weird Al. That barely scratches the surface, by the way.

At 6/25/08 04:37 AM, Casualty wrote: I do agree. I'm sorry Coop, but Slayeeeeeer fucking rules and that's why I'm seeing them on July 4; come along and have your opinion changed =D

The last time someone told me that I'd have my opinion changed, it was my girlfriend telling me to give some of her fucked up friends a chance, while convincing me to go to a Winter Solstice gathering in a council flat. The only good thing that came out of that evening was Dream Theatre, but having to put up with 2 hours of Man'o'War to get there was not pleasant.

Aries Males can be very stubborn. If I don't want to enjoy something, I won't on principle. Don't view it as a vendetta against Slayer. I can't fucking stand that pile of shite that Slipknot call "Before I Forget", either.

At 6/25/08 05:56 AM, Haggard wrote: I'm sorry to break it to you, Bahamut and Casualty. But Slayer just happens to be the most boring and most overrated Metal Band of all time. :P

Very repetitive. Not my thing. I'm off to see Alice Cooper in November, provided he's coming to Birmingham this year!

Wow Coop's really sparked the controversy this time. Might as well go and tell a Michael Jackson fan that you prefered him when he was Black.

Hey Coop! I preferred Michael Jackson's music, when he was Black!

Why you little *angry multiple personalities spasm*

At 6/22/08 05:50 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 6/22/08 04:12 AM, Coop83 wrote: Rich nephew! Come and buy your still famous Actor Uncle a meal.

Zoidberg is like my fave Futurama character. After the janitor.

"Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived *flicks page*"

How fortunate

Yes. Now you and Bahamut won't have to kill me! From across the pond, no less!

I've saved you SUCH an expense... how about buying me a PS3? #;-}>

Wha? Why would you want a PS3?! Get an Xbox to go with your Wii, then you can play Halo :P

And then we took a break near the start of season 3... the disc was misplaced... we couldn't find it... we looked... then we moved... we expected to find it while packing everything... we didn't... so... we're still stuck.

We could move on to the next disc of season 3, I suppose, but it would ruin the whole "in order" thing, yanno? I guess we should just watch the season 3 disc 1 eps on teh intrawebs and then get back to the DVDs. Maybe sometime soon. #;-}>

Try looking under disc 2 for season 3. That's happened to me before, as has me putting a dvd on top of a PS2 game in the machine and getting ready to watch, then seeing the game loading up...

Buster, Coop's sometimes less patient than me. Ye'd best give him room. #;-}>

*Goes apeshit with hammer smashing random things*

Like Mario in Donkey Kong? #;-}>

More like Tom in Father Ted. Check TV Links for that ;)

At 6/22/08 12:52 PM, idiot-buster wrote:

At 6/22/08 04:12 AM, Coop83 wrote: "A Leela of Her Own" Good Episode, but not as good as the sporting related episodes with the Globetrotters in.

I'll guss i will be still feared with only 4 wepones of mass destruction.....

That's a little out of context. I thought that "Time Keeps on Slipping" was from season 3 or 4. Plus it's Doomsday devices. These things actually exist, unlike WMDs

At 6/23/08 03:39 PM, Bahamut wrote: I think Bender is the greatest TV character ever. :)

For me, it's a close call between Zapp Brannigan and Nixon. The whole "he was really like this" angle really works for me with Nixon.

On a side note, Play.com dispatched my copy of The Beast with a Billion Backs yesterday, so the update could take me a while tomorrow...

At 6/27/08 08:05 AM, Shanus wrote:

At 6/3/08 08:55 AM, Coop83 wrote:

Thanks for the update Coop, missed posting a response till 24 days after though, quite ashamed of myself :(

No problem, Shane. Come back in about 30 Hours and hopefully there will be update #10 :P

Well, seeing how people have taken over various lists in the past month and of course how Wylo has greatly expanded his Voting power list voer the last few updates, I thought that I'd give it a go now, seeing that we've got more than 150 users with 10,000+ Saves.

Nice to see the lists evolving, and it looks great, but now it's easier to aspire to, if only the improvements were made a couple of months ago :P

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

075) 16,460 || + 0,726 || Shanus 1

Well that's an ok total I guess, but considering I've got 757 points more and the list is about a week away, it's not THAT great, I've also noticed I've been Blamming alot more. But still saves is what counts in this thread :P

Good average over the month then. Should see you making some headway up the rankings. I know I've moved up a few places, but I'd like to see it confirmed ;)

At 6/26/08 01:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: It would just mean that all you care about is that point and not what is behind that point, someones hard ( or not so hard) work.

If I didn't care about the work, why have I written so many reviews and generated so many responses? It's just a case of finding the authors who are worth helping and doing a good job with helping them.

The classic struggle between Coop and DOD :P

The sad thing about this is that I've got almost as good a beard as Ming the Merciless :$ I keep mine trimmed down to a point and the moustache is really going to take some work to get there.

At 6/27/08 03:39 AM, Son-Of-Dime wrote: Review for Three-Card Monte.

The mods might let that ride - it's quite helpful until he says that screamers are gay, which is kind of an afterthought.

After a drama of hunting for credit cards, Coop congratulates:
ThePretenders: Level 14
TwatHeafy: Level 20; 4,000 Experience - You'd best not be writing a new song with kooky lyrics like that.
Flared24: Level 19
LordZeebmork: Private 1st Class
Molotov: 600 Review Responses *runs away*
aldlv: 1,111 Posts
jew193: 1,000 Posts
Mendou: 5,000 Experience
Little-Rena: Level 27

At 6/26/08 09:29 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/26/08 03:55 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/25/08 09:36 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/25/08 03:13 AM, Coop83 wrote: You say John

I say Wayne

Hot Dog!

I say cool it man!

I don't want to be the President of America

I'd rather let Barrack Obama see if he can do a better job than Dubya

At 6/26/08 04:09 PM, bifgis wrote:

At 6/26/08 03:55 AM, Coop83 wrote: bifgis: General; 10.00+ Voting Power; 17,000 Saves - You wish you had as many Blams as me :P

lol yeah I really do, I see sooo much that I blam too, whenever I manage to be on anymore...

But everyone else saves it -_- stupid auto-voters.

It's better than it used to be, but we still have a way to go, to get the Blams on a vaguely even footing.

At 6/26/08 06:58 PM, smc316 wrote: I've made a 100+ not spam posts today without trying, is that an accomplishment?

Only if you've passed a thousand post margin with them.

At 6/26/08 09:01 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Where the hell have you been?

Nothing to talk about :(

At 6/26/08 09:49 AM, soumynonA wrote: If anyone can guess who i am, i'll spam their userpage with Comments.

Shit game, when the answer's in your profile :P

A bloke buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. Try again.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls knackered into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

'No,' she says, 'they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn.'

********

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said:

"If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control-top panty-hose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said:

"You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response. So she rolled over and grabbed firmly him by his cock.

With a death grip in place, she said:

"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of:

The gardener

The postman

The pool man

And

Your brother"

********

Hope you enjoyed them, folks.

At 6/24/08 07:21 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: Ducks owners got suspended indefinitely by the league. Some other guy will be taking the helm. I don't really understand how this works as far as financing the club is concerned, since the owners (the bankroll) are to have nothing to do with the function of the club. Ah well, hopefully it works itself out.

Well, only 1 of the 2 owners have been suspended. The guy's wife is still active as a Co-Owner. This shouldn't affect the financing of the club and the Ducks announced that it will not affect the day-to-day affairs of the club either.

I've never seen anything like this before :$

At 6/25/08 05:55 PM, Buddhist wrote: Also, the Maple Leafs plan to buy out forward Darcy Tucker. Tucker, a 12-year veteran, has three years left on his contract and will be owed two-thirds of it-or $6 million-paid back over a six-year term by the Leafs. He signed a four-year extension with the team in February 2007, and had 18 goals and 34 points last season.

He's been one of the bright points on the Leafs over the past feew years. He's not going to be the most productive, but he can certainly stirr the emotions when you need it (and sometimes when you don't).

At 6/25/08 09:27 AM, CTM222 wrote: This is why I like Californication so much and put Stadium as my least favourite. Its not to say that I dont like any song on the album.

What I'm saying about Stadium is that you should be able to find a CD's worth of music that is frommthe album and burn that onto a mix disc and you're away. I think I've put all but 3 songs on my iPod from that album. Granted, it's a rare occasion that I'll play any given album on the iPod, but that's how I listen to music now.

At 6/26/08 12:25 AM, jew193 wrote:

At 6/25/08 08:47 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: There's a lot more to albums than the songs.

Are you referring to the album art?

Well, there's hardly anything left after that. The quality of the CD cases isn't exactly what you'd call exemplary.

At 6/26/08 01:11 AM, Molotov wrote: Joba had a very impressive outing tonight allowing just 6 hits 0 earned runs 1 walk and 7 strikeouts in 6 2/3 innings with a pitch count of 114 (76 for strikes) getting his first ever win as a starter so he is really looking like the future ace for this team having an ERA of now 2.03 at least for now.

Well, it's nice to have Chien-Ming Wang pitch well for us, but the problem with that is he's not a strikeout pitcher, which is what the crods really love in the Stadium... Well, only a strikeout pitcher in Yankee Pinstripes, coupled with a home run hitter. Is A-Rod ever going to pass Giambi for the team lead? I'd hope so!

At 6/25/08 11:57 PM, Mizox wrote: I found the interviews from the newer release of the book rather funny, especially the bit about the book spontaneously generating text after it reached a critical point of completion

They do that - once you've got the basic skeleton of the story, extra details keep popping into your head and adding themselves onto the tale. By the end, you've got a much more detailed and in some cases protracted storyline. Careful editing does the same as cultured pruning in the gardening industry.

At 6/25/08 01:04 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Anyway, here she is, in all her glory (why do people always call it "she"?).

Regardless of the car's gender, the driver appears to be disabled. My guess is blind, as they can't even pull the car into one parking bay designed for disabled drivers :P

Also, New Police Cars at about 40 mins Top Gear really do have some good fun.

Can't imagine why I've not responded to this topic for so long. Must have been busy, sorry about that.

Everyone needs to go to the BBC website and watch the latest installment of Top Gear. Clarkson, Hamster and May have made their own budget police cars. Hilarity ensues, especially when they attempt to capture Ronnie Stiggs.

At 6/24/08 08:42 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

UPDATE 22nd June 2008

Thanks for teh update, Bahasmut!

LOL. Bahasmut, king of the pr0n industry.

At 6/23/08 03:53 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/22/08 05:14 PM, Bahamut wrote: 059) 41288 0000 000.0 Dream-of-Duke
060) 41275 0755 050.3 Coop83 1
061) 41187 0586 039.1 Dakka942 -1

Fucking w00t.

Thanks for the update, Bahamut. I told you that I'd give it my best shot :)

To pass him before the update? #;-}>

Nah, I was more concerned about getting to 50/day, which I managed. Priorities are priorities and Dream-of-Duke was secondary.

I shouldn't have any trouble in passing the next inactive user. I've just tied with them today, so if the portal would care to become a little more active I might manage that before lunch.

You were really tied with him for long enough to make a post and know for sure that by the time you hit send, you wouldn't be ticked over the top of him by a clearing blam or save? #;-}>

CONGRATS ON PASSING DoD, COOPSTER!

Thanks. I'd like to thank the people of China for making Dream-of-Duke work himself to death on the Olympic Stadium project, thus confirming me as better than him, since my government would never dream of doing that to me. They don't know me, for starters :P

At 6/24/08 08:44 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 6/23/08 01:10 PM, Dakka942 wrote: I'd like to be the first to offer their congratulations to Coop83 for finaly passing his long time rival Dream-of-Duke. It's been a long time in coming. Just watch your back and don't get to smug.

Heh. Don't worry, he'll be padding that lead over Duke for as long as Duke is gone.... by the time Duke's back... Coop'll be so far out ahead of him there won't be NUTHIN' ta see in the rear-view mirror.

I think he's getting at the fact that there's a decently acvtive user who keeps trading places with me keeping a good pace with me :P

That IS a pretty bad-ass first post.

If only most n00bs on the BBS made such badass first posts.

At 6/25/08 01:15 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: What's the chance Dream-of-Duke will become an hero once he finds out Coop have finally passed him? I'll be on my way as well.

Because for all this time I've been passing him off as the villain, but now that I'm in the lead I reveal my evil plan and tell you that it is me you should have feared all along, MWAHHAHAHA!

Seriously, that's just not going to happen. I'm the hero of the portal, because I vote what a movie should score. Therefore I vote right and how can you go against that without being bad?

At 6/25/08 11:39 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: There really isn't anything to save in General.

I'd have to disagree with that. Most of the people who come to the BBS start in General. Without it, they wouldn't have gotten a few bans under their belts and made the progression to the proper forums within this BBS.

It can be saved, but the Mods really need to crack down on users being dickheads - non-mods need to direct users to proper parts of the forums in an orderly fashion and if the mods deleted posts for major infractions, rather than just locking the threads, people would get the message

I don't see any reason not to just let it rot.

I say it can be saved and made into a better place, but it needs moderators with backbone, who are willing to stand up to the spam.

Having eaten more sherry trifle than driving laws permit last night, Coop congratulates:
Shadow-1409: Level 13
X-Gary-Gigax-X: Bronze Whistle
Corky52: 400 Reviews (Flash); Sergeant Major
Alex-Cortes: Level 13
Solraczeravla: Bronze Whistle
bifgis: General; 10.00+ Voting Power; 17,000 Saves - You wish you had as many Blams as me :P
BobbaQ: 2,000 Saves
LiveBreatheTom: Level 21

At 6/25/08 09:36 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/25/08 03:13 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/24/08 09:22 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/24/08 03:03 AM, Coop83 wrote: You say Coke

I say Caine

You say John

I say Wayne

Hot Dog!

At 6/25/08 07:29 PM, schneelocke wrote:

At 6/25/08 02:56 AM, schneelocke wrote: Been a while since I stopped by here - just got Level 36 today :)

Yay. :) Thanks a lot for keeping on depositing for me...

I do what little I can :)

At 6/25/08 05:45 AM, Marsupial wrote: Lol which Guitar Hero do you have?

GH3 on the Xbox - I'm not exactly going to set the world alight, but I've conquered Easy and Medium so far. Give a fella his due ;)