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Topic: Exmortis 3.

Posted: 09/09/09 06:43 PM

Forum: General

Good lord you guys are fucking whiners. He spends three years on the game and you expect it for free? You guys are insane. I'm buying it right now as we speak.


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Topic: Adolf Hitler Wikipedia Game!

Posted: 08/17/09 01:03 AM

Forum: General

1) Tuned For Murder
2) Nikola Tesla
3) Austrian Empire
4) Germans
5) Nazis
6) Adolf Hitler

Holy shit, I got it in exactly 6 times on my first try!


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Topic: Fuck all people above '09

Posted: 08/04/09 11:11 PM

Forum: General

Because we waited our turn. We know more about the site. We had to wait to be respected, why should you get different treatment?


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Topic: The Best Ramen.

Posted: 07/20/09 05:45 PM

Forum: General

At 4/12/09 11:47 PM, MetalSlimeHunt wrote:
At 4/12/09 11:44 PM, TheSongSalad wrote:
At 4/12/09 11:41 PM, MetalSlimeHunt wrote: I think that YOU do not know how inequities work. (And I hope your last bowl of ramen is Creamy Chicken, so that you suffer.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_tha n
Damn it. Fine, I was wrong. (But I still hope ManEggs suffers)

Chicken>Shrimp>Beef>Oriental>Creamy Chicken (NEVER EAT THIS!)

ManEggs doesn't deserve to suffer because at least HE knew something that 3rd graders know. Seriously, that is fail at it's worst. I learned what greater than less than signs were when I was eight years old. What makes it funnier is how you kept on defending it over and over, meaning it wasn't just a simple mistake, you really are that stupid.


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Topic: Religion Is For Idiots

Posted: 07/15/09 03:45 PM

Forum: General

Prove god doesn't exist. If you can't do this then you can't call religious people morons. Also, religion threads are annoying, so please shut the fuck up.


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Topic: Found a sword in my room...

Posted: 07/11/09 03:21 PM

Forum: General

Did you just move into the house by any chance? Because my father found a gun collection concealed behind a wall when he moved into a new house one time.


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Topic: who would you go gay for?

Posted: 07/06/09 02:51 PM

Forum: General

Jason David Frank bitches

who would you go gay for?


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Topic: Plans For When I'm Elderly

Posted: 07/06/09 12:33 AM

Forum: General

Move into my son's house and annoy the shit out of him untill I die.


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Topic: Can anyone draw this girl?

Posted: 07/02/09 05:47 PM

Forum: General

At 7/2/09 05:46 PM, Danielthelash wrote:
At 7/2/09 05:44 PM, Steak89 wrote:

...Shit.

We could always call him after the name of his anime lover? Shinobu or whatever he wanted.

Or we could go the other direction and forge one ourselves. Mini-Pedo, perhaps? Who knows. Any suggestions?

The dream raper.


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Topic: Can anyone draw this girl?

Posted: 07/02/09 05:05 PM

Forum: General

At 7/2/09 04:53 PM, Chat-man wrote: THAT'S IT!!!!! I've lost my anger! Can you guys shut the hell up about this!? To tell you the truth my brother said he'd give me 5 bucks if I added that I have a crush on her part! I do NOT love my character as a girlfriend!! I love it as a creation that will make me popular on NG!. Now you guys have had your fun! So shut up about it!!

Well congratulations on making yourself popular on NG, though for all the wrong reasons...


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Topic: I cut a guy with broken glass

Posted: 06/27/09 11:50 PM

Forum: General

I wouldn't be very into it if there are weapons (broken glass) involved. Would love to get involved in something like that if it was bare fists.


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Topic: Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes

Posted: 06/26/09 03:31 PM

Forum: General

Michael Jackson jokes were never funny, I have never laughed at them. The poor guys reputation was tarnished by charges of molestation, yet people seem to forget that he was aquitted of the charges. And yet, this was a very small part of his career.
The guy never had a childhood, he was forced to rehearse and rehearse for new performances, he grew up as a child star and never managed to have a normal life. He didn't have many real friends, and was even quoted saying that he was "a very lonely man". And then people start to make jokes about molestation because of false charges brought against him, yet people seem to not care. People also made jokes about how he was white now when he used to be black, but people seem to ignore the fact that he had Vitiligo, a skin disease that makes you lose pigmentation of the skin. He didn't want to become white, he had to bleach his skin to make sure that he didn't look like a splotched pile of shit. He was in such a bad frame of mind that he became addicted to drugs. He had to move away from his OWN COUNTRY because people rediculed him so much. An entire country HATED HIM. I can't imagine what that feels like. And now, for his comeback tour, even though he was in bad shape he was rehearsing for the new 50 show (yes 50 shows) tour 6 HOURS A DAY. Despite the redicule. And even though he was trying so hard to revive his image, he dies only 3 weeks before the big tour that he was working hard to do. He had a horrible life. And now that he's dead, people are already making jokes about him with stuff like LOL HES A CHILDMOLESTOR LOL
You people should be fucking ashamed of yourselves, because you are the ones who ruined his life.


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Topic: Pixar grants child's wish to see Up

Posted: 06/18/09 11:54 PM

Forum: General

At 6/18/09 11:48 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Why are people surprised that Pixar sent her a DVD?

Because the movie is still in theaters, and the DVD won't be coming out for months to come. Stop being such a douchebag.


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Elated

Topic: E-Pussy

Posted: 06/07/09 06:42 PM

Forum: General

This is so much fun.

Stranger: hi there
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 18, female, New York
Stranger: 20/m/ga
You: cool
You: what kind of music do you like?
Stranger: I'm listening to Missy Higgins right now. a friend of mine got me addicted last night
Stranger: she's a kind of folk singer/songwriter
Stranger: but I like pretty much everything
Stranger: except eurotechno
Stranger: never been a fan of that
You: I'm a fan of rock and country
Stranger: who in particular?
You: Tim Mcgraw is cool, I like a lot of modern rock too, along with 60's
You: Like ska a lot
Stranger: which ska bands (I only know like 3 of them)
Stranger: ?
You: Reel Big Fish
You: Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Stranger: heard of them
Stranger: but not the first
You: streetlight manifesto
Stranger: now that's poetry
Stranger: I like that name
Stranger: so what do you do for fun, ms. 18 from NY?
You: Go out with friends
You: I play the piano
Stranger: oh really? are you good?
You: Like to party.
Stranger: haha same here
You: Am I good?
You: I have been playing for about 5 years.
You: I'm okay
You: But 5 years isn't enough to be an expert at the piano
Stranger: haha. I played for 9 years when I was younger, and I never got better than I was in my 4th year :P
You: It is a veeeeeeeeeeery difficult instrument
Stranger: yeah, how I know that to be true...
Stranger: my sister has been playing for almost 20 years and she's a year from a Master's at the Eastman School of Music in Rochester
You: tho i dunno if its more or less difficult than any other average instrumnt
Stranger: she picked up all of the family's talent
Stranger: I can play guitar. Piano is harder.
You: writing music is fun
Stranger: you compose? do you have any samples online, or is everything in hard copy?
You: its hand written haha
Stranger: I remember I had to finish a composition assignment for a music theory class in high school. it was fun, but I wasn't very good at it
You: its not very hard just bang around on the keys until you find somethin that sounds good haha
Stonewallsammy (5:35:19 PM):
Stranger: lol. so that's how it works? I was trying to take a logical approach. silly me... :P
Stranger: (I guess rationalism doesn't translate into good art)
You: great rock songs were written while high
You: thats not rational
You: but its the truth
Stranger: this is true
Stranger: so what else is going on?
Stranger: what are you up to?
You: im on the computer
You: obviously
Stranger: :P
Stranger: sorry. spaced out for a sec. haha. I guess I'm sleepy
Stranger: can I ask you a personal question?
You: sure
Stranger: are you horny right now?
You: maybe
Stranger: lol
Stranger: then there's a follow-up
Stranger: do you want to have some fun?
You: sure
Stranger: do you have any pics?
You: new computer
You: don't have anything uploaded
Stranger: ah.
You: sooooory
Stranger: oh, no problem.
Stranger: it just means you need to tell me what you're like
You: pretty thin, blue eyes, blonde hair down to my shoulders
You: don't have a huge bust, but whatev
Stranger: haha. I don't like a huge one
Stranger: as long as there's something there, I like it
Stranger: are you shaved?
You: landing strip
Stranger: ooooh. sexy.
Stranger: now a more important question:
Stranger: are you alone?
You: yes
Stranger: what are you wearing?
You: t-shirt
You: no jeans, just panties
Stranger: I want the shirt off. keep the panties on
Stranger: I want them soaked through
Stranger: are you wearing a bra?
You: no
Stranger: good
Stranger: now what do you want me to do?
You: that depends
You: what do you want to do?
Stranger: well I want to cum, but I could do that on my own.
Stranger: I want to make you cum, but you need to tell me what you want
You: tell me what you look like
Stranger: 6 feet tall, average build, 180lbs
Stranger: short brown hair
Stranger: two-day stubble
You: ooooooh, rugged
You: I like that
Stranger: oh, and little me is about 6.5" and 2" wide
You: we can cyber if you want
Stranger: that sounds like lots of fun
You: alright, I can start
Stranger: ok
You: I lie on your bed, arching my back purring, with my hand on my crotch
Stranger: you look fantastic like that. your boobs aren't small at all. they're gorgeous
Stranger: and your nipples are so hard
You: yeah, they are starting to hurt
You: why don't you suck on them
Stranger: absolutely
Stranger: mmm
You: that feels
You: good
Stranger: and the little nibbling doesn't hurt, does it?
You: no
Stranger: oh good
You: now turn around for a second
Stranger: ok
You: I PULL OUT MY COCK AND J-J-JAM IT INTO YOUR ASS
You: OH YEAH
You: FUCK YEAH
You: THAT FEELS GOOD
You: THEN I TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR CHEST


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Topic: On Field Trip, Girl had period

Posted: 06/03/09 05:34 PM

Forum: General

Douche. She already had a period so bad that she colored her shorts red, and you make out with her boyfriend as well?!


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Topic: My Sister got me a blow up man!

Posted: 06/02/09 12:44 AM

Forum: General

Write my name on the back of his head.


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Topic: Is your username unique?

Posted: 05/31/09 04:36 PM

Forum: General

Frozensheep = CoolGoat


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Topic: Stephen King's IT remake

Posted: 05/26/09 07:57 PM

Forum: General

At 5/26/09 08:37 AM, Jason100 wrote: That movie disapointed me.
I mean come on, Pennywise was actually a giant spider?

He wasn't really a giant spider, it was more like the truest form Pennywise could manage to it's true self. Pennywise in itself was almost an omnipotent being, he was much more then a clown serial killer. Along with that turtle who barfed up the universe in the book.


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Topic: Anti-american bias in the media

Posted: 05/17/09 11:08 PM

Forum: General

At 5/17/09 10:55 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote:
At 5/17/09 10:01 PM, Brick-top wrote: Oh boo hoo what the asshole did was a logical fallacy. He just basically took some stuff that was either mocking or insulting America and said "They hate America and God!" while ignoring the fact that everyone insults everyone else, about everything.

I'm going to be honest and say that I pretty much never hear any anti-European bias in the American news media.


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Topic: I have about had it

Posted: 02/24/09 09:37 PM

Forum: General

How dare you refuse your myspace password to your girlfriend. Jerk.


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Topic: This man makes Rambo look pussy.

Posted: 02/19/09 12:59 AM

Forum: General

At 2/15/09 09:15 PM, agnryscotsman wrote: Mad Jack Churchill FTW!! He killed nazis with a fucking claymore, taunted them with bagpipe music, walked out of 2 concentration camps, and even when he got back to a base after the war was over, he was pissed that the war had ended!

Scotland=Epic win

The thing I didn't like about the article is that they left out that Jack Churchill also brought along bows and arrows. That's right, in a world of biological warfare, firearms, and landmines, the guy goes out with a sword, bow and arrows, and fucking bagpipes.


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Elated

Topic: The ugliest baby on the planet

Posted: 02/19/09 12:54 AM

Forum: General

At 2/18/09 11:57 AM, AgainstYou wrote: No. Juliana Wetmore is.

I'll say.


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Topic: So, You want to Join the Military?

Posted: 02/12/09 10:36 PM

Forum: General

At 2/12/09 10:13 PM, HandsomePete wrote:
At 2/12/09 10:08 PM, CoolGoat wrote:
One thing that no one can ever take away from the Nazis, is that they had cool uniforms. And I can only imagine that sword being pretty bad ass.

On the end of the handle is a lion with rubies for eyes.


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Topic: Leave the poor girl alone

Posted: 02/12/09 10:33 PM

Forum: General

At 2/12/09 09:51 PM, Ironosaur wrote: The Asian guy in the photo doesn't look very offended. I'm surprised someone would actually sue someone for something as small and silly as this. it's almost unreal. Oh no! They were offended horribly by this one picture! Le gasp!

lolwut


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Topic: Joaquin Phoenix bizzare interview

Posted: 02/12/09 10:11 PM

Forum: General

At 2/12/09 10:09 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: i was under the impression his whole "quit acting for hip hop" was a ruse. i would assume this is too. i mean, honestly, wouldn't it just be the greatest to use your celebrity to fuck with people? i'm surprised more famous people don't.

It's not a ruse. He's actually trying to become a hip hop artist.


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Topic: So, You want to Join the Military?

Posted: 02/12/09 10:08 PM

Forum: General

I would never join the military after what happened to my grandfather. During WWII, he pretty much became a savage, like most other soldiers. He killed, and killed, and killed. To add to the savagry, he stole shit from every nazi he killed. Now we have nazi armbands, pistols, and the ceremonial sword of a nazi Major that he killed. (though admittedly, the sword is pretty fucking cool). That is, untill he reached the concentration camps. That place messed with his mind. It disturbed him enough that untill his death, the concentration camps were the only thing from military days that he refused to talk about. So we still don't know what happened to him over there.

When he got back from the war, he became a wreck. First the guilt started affecting him, about all the people with families that he had killed, who had been just doing their job. He started taking up drinking, and became an alcoholic. He started suffering from post traumatic stress disorder. Because he was always hearing the war around him, he kept a pistol under his pillow, afraid that the nazis were going to come after him. On multiple occasions he woke up in the middle of the night and almost shot my grandmother while thinking that she was a nazi. I think the only thing that was keeping him from killing himself was his christian faith, with the threat of hell upon on his shoulders.

I also need to mention that he was an alcoholic even though he knew that we have a genetic defect in our family that can cause heart attacks after drinking too much alcohol. And that's how he died. He drank himself to death. Had a heart attack and died.

And after all of that his silver star medal was given to the wrong person and he never got it. Fucking hell.


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Topic: Dont Try The Mexican Stew!(graphic)

Posted: 01/29/09 09:44 PM

Forum: General

It's shit like this that makes me think that the people against the border wall are totally unreasonable.


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Angry

Topic: Blockhead Appeared on Adult Swim!!!

Posted: 01/12/09 06:21 PM

Forum: General

At 1/11/09 07:01 PM, The-Swain wrote: Dude I don't know anything about this :/

Is it real?

Yes. I stole your flash and sold it to adult swim under my name.


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Topic: Guy code? o.O

Posted: 01/12/09 01:07 AM

Forum: General

Guy's code is just common sense and the knowledge of a guys feelings made into unwritten rules. However, since you seem to be such a lost cause, I might as well type out some guidelines.

1) Bro's before ho's (Don't put a girl before your friend. Girls come and go, friends stick around for a while.)

2) Don't ask your friends ex out within the first after they have broken up. After that, make sure you have his permission. (though, a year should be long enough to not require permission under normal circustances)

3) Don't sleep with your friends girlfriend. (for gods sake man, that's rediculous)

4) If your friend is going out with a girl you like, don't purposely fuck it up. That's cruel.

There are more, but these are some basics that you should know.


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Topic: Messed up wiki article

Posted: 01/11/09 12:58 AM

Forum: General

At 1/11/09 12:52 AM, reviewer2 wrote: Oh god...

"It has been suggested by some scholars that the modern popular garden gnome is a descendant of Priapus."

Gay garden gnomes?


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