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Does anyone actually fall for this?

because mosquitoes have brains the size of your dick

About 2 or 3 times a day

At 8/26/11 09:11 PM, Wegra wrote: Lets pray

I think not

Number 3 was pretty reasonable, and all the rest were complete bullshit.

Post stuff like this - you will stump athiest's minds

DAT PIANO

No problem for me, all the minorities in my area that steal job just end up losing their job because they decided to steal someone's cellphone and got caught because they're so fucking stupid.

I'm going to be a badass with some super powerful gun and a monster truck just like everyone else.

Google's monopoly: Releasing a bunch of freeware that benefits the general people and connects them with very useful utilities and further advanced technology.

Apple's monopoly: Some useless overrated piece of shit. Now the iTV - A giant iPad controlled by a remote with 5 buttons on it.

I eat the shell and spit the seed out.

Don't try yiffing the dog, it hurts

I hate all types of girls that are inside-out oreos. White on the outside, black on the inside.

Butchering the English language =/= music

At 8/11/11 01:00 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote:

At 8/11/11 12:51 PM, Coolest11er wrote: Oh boy, more rap music featuring shirtless black men covered in tattoos and black women dressing up in a shitload of makeup and colorful clothing!

You could make stupid generic stereotypes like this about every type of music... don't be an idiot

It's a stereotype? How come every fucking rap song I see is featuring some shirtless black man not wearing a shirt and making all the 12 year old girls go absolutely crazy?

At 8/11/11 12:55 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote:

At 8/11/11 12:51 PM, Coolest11er wrote: Oh boy, more rap music featuring shirtless black men covered in tattoos

he is a very handsome young man

Teardrop tattoos are very handsome

Oh boy, more rap music featuring shirtless black men covered in tattoos and black women dressing up in a shitload of makeup and colorful clothing!

This is OP: Stop liking something I don't like, or I'll kick your ass because I don't like it!

I masturbated to this

Personally I would've bought a boat or invested in land or gold, but a watch? Holy shit you're retarded

d.hodczak@yahoo.com

Donate some to the Hodczak charity fund with paypal, please.

Here is some awesome trance music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQBwcZMVI xc

And here is some sexy story to masturbate to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6hoa-jur 9I

dicks are cheaper

MASTERbating

This is the first game I've played here, when I was in fourth grade.

I'm tired of being bossed around by these Chinese, let's revolt!

Accept Jesus as your savior and get a free Xbox 360!

My dad would rather have four dollars go to a nice company that cares about the environment than have two dollars go to some greedy company that dumps all their waste in the ocean.

Plus, they'll get cheaper as more green products are made. The supply is too low, in ten or so years when the supply of green products is much higher, they'll be cheaper.

Are there extraterrestrial beings? Yes.
Do these teenagers just happen to record a UFO while moving their hands like crazy and having the worst possible camera quality ever? Probably not.

At 8/9/11 09:39 PM, wuggums47 wrote: They probably worked harder, and got better grades in the previous years.

I got B+'s and A's, what, do I need all A+'s now or else I'm considered the missing link between chimpanzee and human?

At 8/9/11 09:36 PM, frigi wrote: because the administration believed you were not smart enough for those particular classes?

I have advanced classes.

There's "regular" block classes which take up two periods,
There's intermediate "normal" classes,
There's "advanced" classes,
And now there's "exceeded" classes?

Is school Call of Duty now with all the ranks and bullshit?

What the hell?

I'm going into Freshman year with Advanced classes, and other people already have Chemistry and Algebra 2/trig? How did they get that?