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1.

Angry

Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 12/20/07 08:29 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/19/07 07:23 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 12/18/07 11:24 PM, Phantom wrote: Can someone explain to me why people feel so very eager to get their post +1 here by posting their work here instead of in the user page where users can choose to read or not, rather than here when it's just wasting space.
Because they want to make sure people read it, however arrogant that may seem?

I agree with you, i jsut psot here to get reviews by actual writers so ican improve my own writing. It aint about posts.


2.

None

Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 12/18/07 08:04 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

last

Albatross. Alone. Above. Above all this destruction. I survived, just like that Albatross. Following me, it seems. Keeps following me. Can't find any food, all of it is gone, even the animals and plants. My ipod ran out of batteries yesterday. Yet i don't seem as bored anymore. A few days here, alone, has made me a little crazy. Oh well, doesn't really matter any way, because I found another cancerous lump on my breast today. Also I am having stomach pains. I'm pretty sure I'll die soon. No hope left any way, no one is going to rescue me.

"Hey, is anybody out THERE?" I scream into the oblivion. No answe, as usual.

I read somewhere that Nuclear fallout can last hundreds of years, and increase cancer rates. It can also decrease fertillity. Not that that matters, there's no one else here, is there?

"IS THERE?" I scream again. No answer but echos.

Damn echos. And that damn Albatross. He's following me, I can tell. Just waiting for me to die. Then he can eat me, leave only my bones to mark my grave. At least I'll have my bones. Maybe i won't. Maybe I'll just disapear. Maybe I will simply disintegrate from the earth. If a lone survivor falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

"Well? Does it?" I scream yet again. This time i get an answe.
"Tweetle-dum, Tweetle-dee. Who are you talking to? Certainly not me"
"PEOPLE! I FOUND PEOPLE! You are a person right?" I scream so loud I nearly pass out from the effort.
"People? What is this strange phrase? The only words I know for your type is "Opressor", or "White-Snake", nothing more." Replied... what?
"Where'd you learn such horrible things? My name is---" I sudenly trip, falling into a basement. Whoops, didn't relize we were entering a city.
"I hear them from, how do you say it "White-Skins"? Something like coo-lard full-okes," replied... again I wonder what I am talking to.
"Such horrible words haven't been used in some time, by the way, WHO ARE YOU?" I scream again.
"I am the last one of my kind, a demon on wings, harnessing the wind to save the lives of the dead," replied, ohmygod, I just had a conversation with an Albatross.
"You're not real!" I say abruptly ending the conversation.

I keep walking around. Apperently what I thought was a city was just...

"SHUT THE HELL UP! 'Mister Albatross, God of the Wind', Leave me alone!" I screach, to myself I suppose. It still doesn't stop.

... Some little town, out in the middle of no where. Oh well, no food. Just keep walking. How many days since the Skyfire? Ten? Twenty? Or many more? I shall not know, for I lost my calender the first day after the TV went out which was ... Toowoo (I think thats the word for one more than one) Days after the Skyfire. I try to practice math and science and writing and history and all those other stupid subjects, but they're incredably boring, even without some old whiney bitch teaching them to me. Oh well, another day, another mile.

"The God of the Wind knows what day it is!" screamed My Albatross.
"Oh really? What day is that?" I reply, halfheartedly.
"Today is Everyday. It's today tommarrow, and it's yesterday today. But tommarow it will be yesterday which is really today!" he replies gleefully.
"That doesn't make any sense!" I rebuke.
"Yes it does! No wait, it doesn't!" He pause, "On second, no wait, third thought, it DOES make sense."
"Just leave me alone." I mumble, half to myself as I fall down, exhausted, and sleep.

I wake up, the sun has come, the sun is gone. I remain the same.

"THE GOD OF THE WIND HAS COME FOR YOUR SOUL!" carols My Albatross
He had been saying that for several suns now. I lost all my math skills, can't even do... uh... something.. uh.. plus? I don't really know. Oh well, doesn't matter. I have easily traveled farther than every Albatross that ever lived.

"THE GOD OF THE WINDS HAS COME FOR YOUR SOUL!" My Albatross reports, but this time he flies at me, missing my head by mear inches.

"THE GOD OF THE WIND HAS COME FOR YOUR SOUL!" Wind-God Albatross threatens, right before diving at me. I can barely see, considering my sevear malnutrition. But i knew this was the last time. I think i felt something on my head...

End? Of course.


3.

Questioning

Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 12/18/07 07:32 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Inspiring... man.. just inspiring.
Also, i noted that you use "forlorn" alot.
A few other interesting grammatical things, but otherwise, inspiring.


4.

Elated

Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 12/18/07 06:49 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Why don't you remember? I remember it very... wait what were we talking about? :D


5.

None

Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 12/14/07 07:28 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Thanks for the input.... also... the referance is to His Dark Materials a book by Pullman... and also yeah, i relized that the askign for mercy was kind of pointless...


6.

None

Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 12/14/07 07:27 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Thanks, i didn't really do anything.... :D but i still put some tought into it, so don't call me lazy.


7.

Goofy

Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 12/13/07 11:21 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Hey, i just made this up, so don't over critizes.. please.

Fiery Inferno
Burning Leigon
Ice of Heaven
Saves the Dead
Redeams The Dieing
Relinquishes life
Destroys the living
That is the power
of the One
In... Control
The Authority

please don't comment on spelling... or grammar or anything
does anyone get the refference to His Dark Materials? XD


8.

Questioning

Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 12/13/07 11:15 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Hey! I have written some stories for school and whatnot, but none of them were truly memorable.
I have been righting stuff for school for about 4 or so years, and some of it was pretty good. Never done anything in flash though, casue I'm not a very good flash artist and i never put enough effort into coding or anything to be able to do it.

Also, just a question, are you guys on strike?
:D


9.

Goofy

Topic: NG, I'm A religious man...

Posted: 12/13/07 11:09 AM

Forum: General

I'm religious even at home!
But the fire department won't let me put pictures up...
Really, its all ash now... XD


10.

Elated

Topic: The Elite Guard Barracks

Posted: 12/13/07 10:59 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Hello, Gaurdmembers, I wish to join your group.
So, sup?
Anything important happening?

Reporting out, Recruit Cooldude.


11.

None

Topic: Got A Portal Gun?

Posted: 12/13/07 10:52 AM

Forum: Art

Heh... These are auesome...
You should do some more with the homepage.


12.

Crying

Topic: Flash costs money!

Posted: 10/14/07 01:40 PM

Forum: Flash

Hey, flash costs a lot of cash.
Is there a cheaper way to get it?
Or some alternative?
I want to produce flash, but I'm poor...
Any suggestions?


13.

Angry

Topic: spam your art

Posted: 10/13/07 06:12 PM

Forum: Art

Hey, i have a problem (sorry, no picture).
whenever i try and post, it says "please wait untill file upload is complete" even though it already is. how do you fix this?


14.

Elated

Topic: Custom Pokemon Fusions!

Posted: 10/13/07 04:43 PM

Forum: Art

Could you make a mix of Ash and a Pickachu?


15.

Winking

Topic: Worm stuff

Posted: 10/13/07 04:40 PM

Forum: Art

Uh... what? All i saw was a totally random bunch of pixels..... yeah.


16.

Goofy

Topic: Aliens and Angels story

Posted: 10/06/07 02:32 PM

Forum: Art

Excellent drawings.... somewhat confusing though. I like it.


17.

Elated

Topic: New Wallpapers, Pink Site.

Posted: 10/06/07 02:25 PM

Forum: NG News

pink ng = pawnage


18.

None

Topic: parents.

Posted: 06/19/07 08:57 AM

Forum: General

Make em bleed baby!


19.

None

Topic: I Can Eat Again!

Posted: 06/19/07 08:56 AM

Forum: General

Sucked for you. Hooray for beating it though, we should start a strep throat charity, ill donate some advil, would that help?


20.

None

Topic: worst mouth feeling

Posted: 06/19/07 08:52 AM

Forum: General

i agree with Mr. Too Much Sugar, but i also have a pain on my tounge when i eat to much sugar/artificaily sour stuff.... it burns.


21.

None

Topic: Scariest video game Bosses

Posted: 06/19/07 08:48 AM

Forum: General

Zapados in Poke'mon blue rescue squad mystery dungeon (think i got the title right XD) .... that bitch is freakin' insane!


22.

None

Topic: You fools! You doomed us all!

Posted: 06/19/07 08:39 AM

Forum: General

So, heaven any good? Wicked sweet internet connection? or do you have to sing praises and climb up infinite amounts of stairs all day? XD read your bible son! JK


23.

None

Topic: everyone on NG is horny!!!

Posted: 06/19/07 08:37 AM

Forum: General

no comment on my hornyness, but newgrounds i uber horny cause there all pervs!


24.

None

Topic: roach

Posted: 06/19/07 08:31 AM

Forum: General

How old are you? you thought a cigar was a roach?..... wow....
XD


25.

None

Topic: Do you hate it when...

Posted: 06/10/07 03:24 PM

Forum: General

I hate it when i have nothing to do but go on the Newgrounds board and post on random/anoying threads.... i hate it very much


26.

None

Topic: If you could own a company...

Posted: 06/10/07 03:19 PM

Forum: General

Defenetly Apple, that way i rule the world, apple or coke.... either one.... i would mess stuff up though... XD


27.

None

Topic: So, Paris Hilton offers you candy..

Posted: 06/10/07 03:17 PM

Forum: General

I would shoot her in the face, then take the candy, then take her car....
of course,.... this is all hypothetical.... XD


28.

None

Topic: Cure Vs. Depeche Mode

Posted: 06/10/07 03:16 PM

Forum: General

The Cure all day baby!
I'm some what of a Cure fan myself


29.

None

Topic: What you'd do for a Wii

Posted: 06/10/07 01:56 PM

Forum: General

Beat the entire city of chicago to death, rob a Best Buy, steal your mom's pants, and eat 50 pounds of beef (im a vegetarian)

thats basically all i would do to get a wii, even though i could just get up early and drive to best buy.


30.

None

Topic: My parent caught me with alchohol

Posted: 06/10/07 01:53 PM

Forum: General

I am the only one giving you any sympathy.... that totally sucks dude...
freaking moron getting caught though

Dumbass.... I still feel sorry for you


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