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anyone? please?

that retarded monkey george bush defintley

enough people have made them, so why isnt anyone posting?

wow the best gun ever...(apart from the other ones posted)

whats the actionscript to play a noise when i click a button?

At 11/29/03 02:23 AM, Painbringer wrote: I felt like that the morning after I first tasted my own cum.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? how the hell? did you jack off into your hand and decide "I'll lick it up! why not?" BECAUSE ITS FUCKING WEIRD AND NO ONE NORMAL DOES IT!!
id hate to go to one of your parties! id wake up with no pants or something!
your probably a dog fucker as well, doing crazy stuff with your penis!

you make me SICK. bleurgh!

if you have windows XP
Control panel > Sounds, Speech, and Audio Devices > SPEECH.
if you have windows 98-etc
I DONT KNOW.

At 11/29/03 09:20 AM, _miles_ wrote: i still can't see directly behind me D: WHAT COULD BE BACK THERE!?

you better look again. OH MY GOSH

The new flash movie by me is coming soon, I bet you are wetting yourself with excitment.

::CONTAINS::
3 videos
1 secret bails video
Shitloads of special features.

featuring popular video games characters "sonic" and "mario" but not a shite sprite in sight! yippie!

clock movies.
shit sprite movies that somehow manage to stay on NG.
retarded scallies.
crap teachers.
people who say "xx is shit" with no reason to back it up. (xx=anything)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/search.php?terms=drunkmagikoopa&kind=a

errr....it says no matches found.

Why the hell do you idiots whine on about illwillpress's "undedication to fans"? he never joins in topics, bla bla bla. the reason why is probably because lots of topics are shit like "illwillpress sucks" "some guy who makes pube muppet, THE FUCKING WORST THING ON NEWGROUNDS is better than illwillpress" and other crap like that. illwillpress may be getting money from his cartoons selling merchendise, i say GOOD FOR HIM. i wish i could make money from my cartoons. would you turn down the chance to promote your site and to make money from the flash cartoons YOU MAKE? i dont think so. maybe he's too busy making other cartoons. i do admit his catoons are probably simple to make, but he must be doing something right.

At 11/27/03 02:31 PM, Flirp wrote: Which famous chick's boobs do you most want to grab?

you sad, sad, sad, sad person.

maybe he put some retarded post on the board and now he's pretending like he didn't do it. VERY CLEVER PLAN, but you can't fool me sonny!

At 11/25/03 11:04 AM, Admiral8Q wrote:

. I'm also a bit of a perfectionist, so I don't want to submit something incomplete.

that's not a perfectionist, thats common sense!
how can any clock be better than anyone?
everyone>clocks

CASE CLOSED.
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!

ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH
ITS MARVIN THE MARTIAN
HE'S SO DAMN SCARY

i just thought i'd add to the fun.

~~Fortune faded~~ says:
your name is robert now
K-8 says:
since when?

//////////////////////////////////

~~Fortune faded~~ says:
your name is robert now
bracey says:
huh
bracey says:
robert?

wow aren't i a funny guy? not really.

what a bloody amazing show! i preferred the sonic tv show though...
Tails: im so hungry (in his whiney voice)
the memories....

he's being sarcastic!!
didnt anyone realise that? or were you all trying to add to the joke and in turn making it not funny?

awww look michael jackson and his family are going for a day out!!

oh no wait, it's just slipknot!

i agree, gay is a stupid thing to say.
spread the love you homophobic shitheads.

i thought finding nemo was a lot more entertaining than matrix revolutions, with all that zion crap! im 14 and i thought finding nemo rocked, dammit!

on the newgrounds portal faq, it says if your movie has less than 1.00 by checkpoint 1, it'll be deleted
1.25 by checkpoint 2, it'll be deleted
1.60 by checkpoint 3, it'll be deleted

what are the checkpoints?

hello? you can reply you know!
What's the actionscript for playing a noise/music file please?

whats the actionscript for playing a noise?

how the hell do you do that blur effect, so it shows 2 or 3 frames before as well as the current one? i cant find any on ng, am i not looking hard enough? please only reply if youve got something decent to say, unlike the strange people who replied a load of crap at my last topic!

can i have it please?

is there an mp3 lurking about the web with the all your base song? and where is it if there is? im crap at looking for files, so can you help me please? ill even say thank you! <--wow!

the matrix revolutions is actually very shit. sorry, the matrix 1 had class (and bullet time), reloaded had very good special effects and the burly brawl, revolutions has that good scene with the machine (and persephone :D) but the matrix and reloaded were good, revolutions just let it down.

maybe its because insteasd of wating 5/6 years unlike matrix to reloaded (1997-2003) we waited 5/6 months and so we werent as eager to see the next instalment.

i dunno, but revolutions was dissapointing.

but 10 year olds with computers develop into people who are good at computers!! the younger you are, the easier it is to learn stuff (or something like that) we teach kids how to read, spell, do arithmetic etc....why not teach them computers?

most of his movies are 0.0kb and either are just blank or say "FUCK YOU"! he's done like the one funny fukemon thing, and thats it. so why has a blank flash got a rating of about 3.14? can you people blam his movies? cos theyre not even movies! some good stuff has been deleted from ng, and this shit stays on! what the hell?

At 10/13/03 10:51 AM, Lost_Gopher wrote: Zombies are supposed to slowly shuffle toward their victims, but relentlessly. They cannot run! They don't have the itelligence! They can't even open doors.

its only a bloody movie! if you think the trailermis bad, just dont watch the movie and stop whining about it here! ITS NOT REAL LIFE YOU KNNOW!!