Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

Checking login status…

USERNAME:

PASSWORD:

Logging in…

Logged in as:
.
Logging out…
Inbox My Account Log Out


You need a Grounds Gold Account to post on the NG BBS! If you don't have one, click here to sign up now! It's fast, free, and easy — and opens up tons of great NG features!

Author Search Results: 'cook'

We found 1,910 matches.


<< < > >>

Viewing 1-30 of 1,910 matches. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 93664

1.

None

Topic: Game Engines?

Posted: 04/15/06 08:12 PM

Forum: Programming

At 4/15/06 08:01 PM, back_to_blackvector wrote:
Hey sass, I was only saying. People hate gamemaker, and im just letting this kid know what you told him is.

I gave him a link to a site with all the engines publicly released (Almost all). So cut your fucking crap.

Who says "sass" anymore. Seriously, you're dumb.


2.

None

Topic: icon image

Posted: 04/15/06 08:07 PM

Forum: Programming

You can get various icon making/editing software. Or you can save an image as a bitmap, then change the file extension to .ico.

And I need to know one thing. What the hell is that little blue face doing in your sig? I've been staring at it hypnotically for like 10 minutes trying to figure it out. In fact, explain the whole sig other than the words.


3.

None

Topic: PHP / Javascript programmers needed

Posted: 03/25/06 01:57 AM

Forum: Programming

I'd definately put up some of my band's shit. Sounds like a good idea.


4.

None

Topic: Website jukebox

Posted: 03/24/06 06:36 PM

Forum: Programming

I've made these before. If you want to make a design for the interface in photoshop or something, I could probably stick in a flash file for you and code up the player. It would just read a directory for sound files and pick one to play.


5.

None

Topic: best free webhosting no bullsh*t

Posted: 03/19/06 10:01 PM

Forum: Programming

At 3/19/06 06:18 PM, PillowBiter wrote: What it do cook. Haven't seen you for a while...

I've been out on business... >_>


6.

None

Topic: best free webhosting no bullsh*t

Posted: 03/19/06 05:05 PM

Forum: Programming

At 3/19/06 04:57 PM, back_to_blackvector wrote:
At 3/19/06 04:54 PM, -cook- wrote:
At 3/19/06 01:13 PM, back_to_blackvector wrote:
At 3/19/06 12:46 PM, -cook- wrote: The site is http://xeoncube.com if anyone is actually interested.
Forums are not classified as websites.
You're an idiot.
Your a fucking idiot. A froum is not a website... Unles your a noob. So stop trying to fucking flame.

You're pretty much still an idiot. I was under the impression that a website was just a bunch of files and such on a server accessible by a domain name. And a forum just happens to be exactly that. It's a site, and it's on the web. Therefore I proclaim it to be a website, and you an idiot.


7.

None

Topic: best free webhosting no bullsh*t

Posted: 03/19/06 04:54 PM

Forum: Programming

At 3/19/06 01:13 PM, back_to_blackvector wrote:
At 3/19/06 12:46 PM, -cook- wrote: The site is http://xeoncube.com if anyone is actually interested.
Forums are not classified as websites.

You're an idiot.


8.

None

Topic: best free webhosting no bullsh*t

Posted: 03/19/06 12:46 PM

Forum: Programming

The site is http://xeoncube.com if anyone is actually interested.


9.

None

Topic: Bat Country (A7X) - collaberation

Posted: 02/20/06 11:17 PM

Forum: Flash

It might be kind of cool if you had picked a much better Sevenfold song than Bat Country.


10.

None

Topic: Newground Artist showcase thread

Posted: 02/19/06 10:19 PM

Forum: Flash

At 2/19/06 10:06 PM, _Luis_ wrote: I just whipped this up for my new sheezy art motif. It'll be a white trash motif.
I dedicate it to all white people currently viewing this thread.

Mmm, GTA style inspired? Anyways, it pretty much rocks ass.


11.

None

Topic: experimental games

Posted: 12/29/05 06:09 PM

Forum: Flash

At 12/29/05 05:12 PM, Lord_Sonx wrote: recntly i came acroos this site:
Experimental Gameplay

Wow, I haven't been there in a long time. They've added quite a few sweet games.


12.

None

Topic: did you buy flash?

Posted: 12/27/05 09:58 PM

Forum: Flash

At 12/27/05 09:34 PM, Xmas_Blaze wrote:
At 12/27/05 09:33 PM, NegativeONE wrote: Wow. Gonna have to keep an eye on this one.
yes please Neg, do that. Otherwise this thing might be converted into a piracy talking thread

Really now? I though he might just want to keep an eye on the thread in case he misses another sasquatch sighting.


13.

None

Topic: Newground Artist showcase thread

Posted: 12/25/05 02:24 AM

Forum: Flash

At 12/24/05 07:37 PM, Christmas_Chinker wrote: undies.

Yes, we definately need to make a game. I even have an idea.


14.

None

Topic: Email Attachments - Php?

Posted: 12/24/05 05:04 PM

Forum: Programming

http://www.google.ca..hp+email+attachments

That's all it took on Google to find something useful. Next time I suggest you try that first instead of NG.

This article looks like it can show you what you need to know: http://www.hollowear..mail_attachments.php


15.

None

Topic: That One Good Pixel Font Site?

Posted: 12/24/05 01:00 PM

Forum: Flash

Or maybe this place...

http://www.dsg4.com/04/extra/bitmap/


16.

None

Topic: image editing showcase thred...

Posted: 12/24/05 02:01 AM

Forum: Flash

At 12/24/05 12:16 AM, bweeno wrote: sorry forgot the pic

Your mom's cupping her tit. That's hot.


17.

None

Topic: Is it possible...

Posted: 12/20/05 10:00 PM

Forum: Flash

You put it in a file, and rename it to PHP. Be sure your host allows PHP or it won't work.

If you need PHP, you could always buy some server space from me. =)


18.

None

Topic: flash screensaver

Posted: 12/20/05 12:23 AM

Forum: Flash

There's SWF to screensaver conversion programs available. Google it.


19.

None

Topic: Newground Artist showcase thread

Posted: 12/20/05 12:08 AM

Forum: Flash

At 12/19/05 11:52 PM, Christmas_Chinker wrote: EL OH EL! I'M NOT CHINESE. Ya, so I made a guy with wind blowing on him.

Wanna make a game?


20.

None

Topic: how to check if a string exists ext

Posted: 12/19/05 11:08 PM

Forum: Flash

At 12/19/05 11:05 PM, gorman2001 wrote: mmm indexOf is for checking of a entry exists in a array...

i suggest PHP with arrays, file_exists(), loops, and variable parsing for your flash.

I actually just made one of those today. I made an html version, and a flash version. Loads resized images - or thumbnails - into duplicated movieclips and shows the full image on click. A half decent application.


21.

None

Topic: Synj Game Screenies!

Posted: 12/19/05 11:01 PM

Forum: Flash

At 12/19/05 10:54 PM, mynamewontfitin wrote:
I know cook is very good at animating penises. If I can recall correctly, he once made a short loop called "Squirt"... and well, the rest is pretty self explanatory.

Holy crap, I forgto all about that . :)


22.

None

Topic: Newground Artist showcase thread

Posted: 12/19/05 10:59 PM

Forum: Flash

God made two mistakes, the other was fruit cakes.


23.

None

Topic: Newground Artist showcase thread

Posted: 12/19/05 10:50 PM

Forum: Flash

Drama!


24.

None

Topic: Is it possible...

Posted: 12/19/05 10:41 PM

Forum: Flash

Fuck, I new I'd bungle something up.

Change:
vars.send("mailvar.php");

To:
vars.send("mailvar.php", "POST");


25.

None

Topic: Is it possible...

Posted: 12/19/05 10:40 PM

Forum: Flash

You can do it with pretty much any server side language.

Example:

AS:

on(release){
vars = new LoadVars();
vars.mailVar = someVarName;
vars.send("mailvar.php");
}

I think that's how the send method works in LoadVars(), but I don't quite remember.

PHP: mailvar.php

<?

if(!empty($_POST['mailVar'])){
mail("cook@area526.net", "My variable", $_POST['mailVar']);
}

?>

This extremely simple and untested, but you should get the just of it.


26.

None

Topic: How to Flash MX books

Posted: 12/19/05 10:33 PM

Forum: Flash

At 12/19/05 10:29 PM, _Luis_ wrote: I do NOT recommend the ones by Macromedia themselves... i have one and it was like not reader friendly at all. Flash bible ive heard good things about... i just cant see myself spending so much money on the printed word. Id rather buy a new video game.

-L

I'd buy sex.

But yes, the bible ones are good. I have the old Flash MX Actionscript Bible and it was very informative.


27.

None

Topic: Newground Artist showcase thread

Posted: 12/19/05 10:29 PM

Forum: Flash

At 12/19/05 10:18 PM, Christmas_Chinker wrote: It's pretty cool looking, but I'd expand it's jaw. Here's a little explo i made.

Your explosions rockass. But do you ever do anything else?


28.

None

Topic: Newground Artist showcase thread

Posted: 12/19/05 08:50 PM

Forum: Flash

At 12/19/05 08:24 PM, Sneakers wrote: Sly Snake

Good work Snake! Now you can detect those annoying infrared lasers.

Cool pic Sneakers.


29.

None

Topic: Synj Game Screenies!

Posted: 12/19/05 08:48 PM

Forum: Flash

More games should have flacid penises. Glaiel, I propose you make a game about flacid penises, I'd even do the animation... maybe.


30.

None

Topic: Synj Game Screenies!

Posted: 12/19/05 07:10 PM

Forum: Flash

At 12/19/05 06:59 PM, James_Prankard_Inc wrote:
whole debate of "____ is harder than ____"

Ooh I love madlibs.

"Penis is harder than stone." =)


All times are Eastern Daylight Time (GMT -4) | Current Time: 04:33 AM

<< < > >>

Viewing 1-30 of 1,910 matches. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 93664