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Response to: America's most rednecked states Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

Kentucky Fried Texas.

Response to: Most Mods Abuse there power!! Posted October 31st, 2008 in General
At 10/31/08 04:11 PM, Malachy wrote: I hate you so much I wish I could murder your face

I murder your face first.

Response to: Most Mods Abuse there power!! Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

You DADER.

Response to: I have a confession... Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

How do bobcats type on computer?

Response to: Why do we give a fuck? Posted October 30th, 2008 in General
At 10/30/08 09:59 PM, joeneato wrote: I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

You'd best unscrew yourself Private Pyle!

Response to: You gotta love religious hypocrisy Posted October 30th, 2008 in General
At 10/30/08 09:48 PM, gradenator wrote:
King David's son raped his sister.

And Snape kills Dumbledore.
Fuck,wrong book...

Response to: Happy halloween!! Posted October 30th, 2008 in General
At 10/30/08 09:42 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: I'm slashing those ugly inflatable decorations.

That picture makes about as much sense as Brad Pitt pouring strawberries into a cup while flying on a airplane.

Response to: You gotta love religious hypocrisy Posted October 30th, 2008 in General
At 10/30/08 09:42 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:
They even beat the shit out of God's son.

A little kid also beat the shit out of Goliath.

WTF.

Response to: IfI had a superpower, screw flight- Posted October 30th, 2008 in General
At 10/27/08 08:25 AM, pinkfuzzyman wrote:
At 10/26/08 09:18 AM, DonDuDonDon wrote: How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... WITH MIND BULLETS!!!
That's telekinesis Kyle.

What about the power to move you? After all, it's the way of Wonderboy.

Response to: Happy Devil's Night! Posted October 30th, 2008 in General
At 10/30/08 09:39 PM, joeneato wrote: Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls.

Steel. Steel. Balls of steel.

Slappy's got em. He's a modern Duke Nukem.

Response to: What part are you? Posted October 28th, 2008 in General
At 10/28/08 11:04 AM, tonystark wrote: I built the BBS in a cave. With a box of scraps.

Tony stark was able to build this in a cave. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

Response to: This girl is cute... Posted October 26th, 2008 in General
At 10/26/08 11:20 PM, PinkFoydZeppelin wrote: Your mom's cute.

You have creativity.

Response to: what is your favorite game? Posted October 26th, 2008 in General
At 10/26/08 01:35 PM, simon wrote: My favourite game is the Videogame Forum.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/15

That game is so fun! I like the part where if you post a video game in general you get it locked by the moderators!

Response to: guys i have a lighter... Posted October 26th, 2008 in General
At 10/26/08 12:26 PM, zalecot wrote:

:should i be a good person and not set the cat on fire

You crazy fuck this isn't NEDM.

Response to: I am going to die! Posted October 26th, 2008 in General
At 10/26/08 01:11 PM, NUBANATOR wrote: sucks ur gonna die a virgin

You can't die a virgin,life fucks us over like we are his bitch many times.

Response to: gay cancer Posted October 26th, 2008 in General

Gay cancer.
Like cancer,but gayer.

Response to: A drug test in my school Posted October 26th, 2008 in General
At 10/25/08 07:09 PM, Earfetish wrote: It is possible to drink small amounts of bleach

Of course,they put it in water. But they filter it out afterwords.

Response to: Who would you have as a doctor? Posted October 26th, 2008 in General
At 10/26/08 01:57 AM, Raguel wrote:
This is the equivalent of wondering whether you should take your sick pet fish to the vet or a fugu chef in the hopes of making it well again.

Who ever said I was serious?

Response to: Who would you have as a doctor? Posted October 26th, 2008 in General
At 10/26/08 01:44 AM, xports wrote: The obvious answer here, HOUSE. He gets shit done. The end.

I guess that makes sense. Hannibal is more of a odd killer more then he is a surgeon.

Response to: Worst things to hear when... Posted October 26th, 2008 in General

Guy 1: Hey man,cut the red wire.
Guy 2: In the movies,they say it was the green wire,so I just cut it.
Guy 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Who would you have as a doctor? Posted October 26th, 2008 in General

In two choices,which if it was Hannibal Lector,or House. House keeps a arrogant personality,and gets everybody to do the work for him. Hannibal is a crazy fucker who eats people's skin,but has a perfect knowledge of surgery. Which would you pick?

Response to: Through sheer force of willpower... Posted October 26th, 2008 in General
At 10/26/08 01:29 AM, Fleshlight wrote:
At 10/26/08 01:28 AM, Convictim wrote:
At 10/26/08 01:17 AM, xports wrote: Sleeping pills seem to do the trick.
In before Heath Ledger jokes.
what's funny about a man who died?
lulz

No,I am just saying that's what people are gonna do.

Response to: Which hero has the best superpower? Posted October 26th, 2008 in General

Richard Cheese.

He has the ability to cover every song he sees.

Response to: A very disturbing,creepy cartoon! Posted October 26th, 2008 in General
At 10/26/08 01:28 AM, jedi-master wrote:
At 10/26/08 01:25 AM, Convictim wrote: It's a movie.
Adventures of Mark Twain or some shit. Not a show..moron.
It seems by the way you said it,that it was a pretty old movie,and link to said movie,if not show?

It is a old movie. Rented it,was pretty decent.
Also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV2xURtTq gY

Response to: Through sheer force of willpower... Posted October 26th, 2008 in General
At 10/26/08 01:17 AM, xports wrote: Sleeping pills seem to do the trick.

In before Heath Ledger jokes.

Response to: A very disturbing,creepy cartoon! Posted October 26th, 2008 in General

It's a movie.
Adventures of Mark Twain or some shit. Not a show..moron.

Response to: Show NG a waste of Internet! Posted October 26th, 2008 in General
At 10/12/08 11:46 PM, ZagmenO wrote: This is delightfully retarded!!!

What the fuck you scared me.

Response to: Stop saying "Yank" Posted October 26th, 2008 in General

You are a yank.

I'm so original I should write a novel

Response to: Would You Like Pot With That? Posted October 26th, 2008 in General

Now serving at Taco Bell,weed tacos!

Only 12.00$,and for a limited time!

Response to: worlds most disturbing kids book Posted October 26th, 2008 in General
At 10/26/08 12:36 AM, Garthredbunlove wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:21 AM, Convictim wrote: Dude...that guy named Uncle Pete is one sick mother fucker.
Dude... you're an idiot. He's a little boy fucker, not a mother fucker.

Who cares. He's still a sick fuck,dumbass.

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