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At 3/22/09 12:17 AM, BUTANE wrote: For the past few months i have noticed that any time the show i am watching goes to commercials, the volume increases drastically. Has this been a recent change in programing or have i just not noticed it until now?

Are you watching Billy Mayes infomercials? Because that happens a lot with his stuff.

At 3/22/09 12:49 AM, 9001 wrote: Are you ms paint? Because you make my penis a .bmp image.

If you refer to newgrounds, your accurate.

It's a world where gravity lifts the objects into the air. But not for Mario, he's too fucking obese.

At 8/14/08 02:03 AM, MetalDart wrote:

At 8/14/08 02:02 AM, beeryayghost wrote: Why can't they let it lay in peace?

Money.

It's a gas.

At 3/7/09 04:58 PM, FarthingRedFox wrote: This is the biggest WTFs i have ever discovered
Why hate an epic series?

It's a great story about discrimination, hate and love yet there are (for some reason) people whom hate this great flash series.

I honestly hope you were joking. If you weren't, then in all good respect my dear friend, you are delusional.

Go-Go-Gadget ROCKET LAUNCHER.

I would realize how insane I am because birds can't talk, and I would chill in that meaningless void.

None of those videos are funny, so you should be thanking him.

Whopper on Big Mac porn.

At 12/13/08 08:43 PM, The-Condor wrote:

At 12/13/08 01:40 AM, Convictim wrote:

Your drawings suck.
End of story.
Oh and by the way.. .

your drawing = unreadable

I noticed that after it was posted.

Damn, I need my eyes checked. I thought it said "Fan+Slash Fiction Competition"

I was like OH GOD, THE HUMANITY.

Until I finally realized what it said. Hopefully people will win and stuff.

walrus_eats_gay_couple.mp4

So wait...
Did a sonicfag who picked up a copy of Sonic R start this or what?

At 12/13/08 01:59 AM, NeverAgain92 wrote:
ROFL, thanks for backing me up and making him look like a jerkoff.

Oh shit son! I made a typo by one letter and I get called a "jerkoff" by someone who spends there time scribbling! What am I going to do now?
*sarcasm*
You fucking moron.

At 12/13/08 01:48 AM, Infinite-one wrote:

At 12/13/08 01:29 AM, iShield wrote:

At 12/13/08 01:26 AM, NeverAgain92 wrote: I think we know who the winner is.

Your doodles aren't funny.

At least they're something other than the hundreds of mundane replies that flood this place.

Fun to see some change once in a while.

It would be...
If it didn't had first grade humor and scribbles EVERY. FUCKING.POST.

At 12/13/08 01:40 AM, NeverAgain92 wrote: Imagine if she was still modeling today.

Hey man....
You're about as funny as Dane Cook. Seriously.

And if you think that's a good thing, your a idiot.

At 12/13/08 01:36 AM, NeverAgain92 wrote:

At 12/13/08 01:32 AM, Convictim wrote:

Oh,look! The little baby is telling me to leave!

Your what killed fun in society.

Your drawings suck.
End of story.
Oh and by the way...

At 12/13/08 01:30 AM, NeverAgain92 wrote:

At 12/13/08 01:29 AM, Convictim wrote:

Agreed. If you want to post your shitty scribblings...then do it on a forum where people might actually care.

I'm not disobeying any rules. Stop bitching. If you hate it, you leave NG.

Oh,look! The little baby is telling me to leave! And when did I say you were disobeying the rules?
Never. Stop making stuff up for the sake of your own benefit. I just said that your drawings aren't funny, that's all.

At 12/13/08 01:28 AM, lunardragon96 wrote:

At 12/13/08 01:26 AM, NeverAgain92 wrote: I think we know who the winner is.

Leave. Your drawings suck.

Agreed. If you want to post your shitty scribblings...then do it on a forum where people might actually care.

Trueness.

I liked the part were Tom dresses up as a black and eats fried chicken.

At 11/28/08 11:12 PM, Sekhem wrote: bunch of queers in this thread

Put em' all against the WALL!

At 11/26/08 12:40 PM, DingleberryClock wrote: im new here

I should have watched you fall off.

Those movies are great.

How could you blam such masterpieces!

At 11/25/08 10:49 AM, ShadowWest wrote: Hey, remember this anyone?

oh my god! Vanessa, you're a fembot!

That movie was hilarious.

I want my baby back baby back baby bak riiibs.

Danny Fenton turns 40 years old? I don't get it.

Let me guess! Is it:

Engrish thread that has no relevance whatsoever?

I think I got it!

At 11/16/08 02:44 AM, LightandDark wrote: Ok, one, 4000 kelvin is 6740.3, which is though lower than the surface of the sun, would probably melt he plastic.

Dude. I was joking.

I eat fried race cars.

At 11/16/08 02:29 AM, LightandDark wrote:
How the hell did he fit in there?

I can shennigans on this.

It was a large master mind microwave that goes to 4000 Degrees kelvin.

And makes cake. That will kill you.