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"* Why was the professor snake-eyed?
* Because he couldn't control his penis!"

What the fuck.

Accidentally posted this in another thread,sorry people.

At 10/4/08 11:07 PM, Minotour wrote: Hi, I'm Minotour. :)

And quite frankly, the whole story is bullshit.

TIMEWARP

"* Why was the professor snake-eyed?
* Because he couldn't control his penis!"

What the fuck.

At 10/5/08 12:02 AM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: African American joke?

That made me laugh more then the original poster's joke.

At 10/4/08 11:50 PM, Madman08 wrote: wheres chris hansen when you need him

Hansen man,Hansen man
Does whatever a hansen can.
Goes on a interweb, any size,
Catches pedophiles just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Hansenman.

At 10/4/08 11:48 PM, MonkeyV wrote: What's with all the topics about boys who like girls lately?

They want it to be like Will Smith's film called Hitch.

At 10/4/08 11:43 PM, SgtDK wrote: its a word that describes sex, the penis is crashing the castle which would be the vagina

AHAHAHAHHAHHA

At 10/4/08 11:47 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: lose some weight you fat bastard.

Agree with this.

At 10/4/08 11:44 PM, Gendo wrote: Fuck all of you.

Teen angst at it's benefactor.

At 10/4/08 11:14 PM, Imaku wrote: Keep everything on Discovery, G4, and Spike. Everything else can be cancelled for all I care.

The one that I put in Italics is the one that really needs to be took off.

At 10/4/08 11:27 PM, metalsonic12 wrote: "welcome to larrys sextoys lovers"

I laughed so much I was crying.

At 10/4/08 11:28 PM, Complete wrote:

At 10/4/08 11:27 PM, Complete wrote:

At 10/4/08 11:16 PM, speeling wrote: love leads to pain.

pain leads to anger

anger leads to hate

And hate leads to suffering.

At 10/4/08 11:23 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:
Actually, wait, what kind of idiot stays with someone out of "fear of being alone"? Stupid fucking shit. Fuck pop culture and its idiotic sex-obsessed bullshit. Get the hell off my lawn, you goddamn kids.

For Pete's sake listen to LordZeebmork's advice.

Ways to be "original" in the newgrounds portal:

1. Make excrement-worth jokes like "OH HAI METEL GEAR"

2. Say as much swear words as possible. The thirteen year old's will love it.

3. Crappy animation.

4. Either the above,or Anime.

5. Dense plot that is about as hilarious as Disaster Movie.

There you go!

At 10/4/08 11:18 PM, msamr113 wrote:

At 10/4/08 11:17 PM, Convictim wrote: No. Just no.

care to specify?

I am implying that this thread sucks.

I THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT. AFTER ALL YOU GOT THEM BITCH.

OH YES,CAPS LOCK MAKES ME FEEL SO ENERGETIC.

No. Just no.

At 10/4/08 11:12 PM, Noel-Ranger wrote: this is why Im creating a account right now :)

So you can be fucked by a fat bitch who looks like this?

Disney. I am not talking about shows,I am talking about the DAMN COMPANY.

At 10/4/08 11:05 PM, Crue wrote:
Van Halen - Hot for Teacher
A-ha - Take on Me
Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight
Rick... Oh c'mon, I'm not saying it. Nope, not even his name, I refuse. No dude, fuck off!

You did not say the name or song,and therefore you do not get a muffin. I hope you feel happy,evil man.

At 10/4/08 10:53 PM, dalmo wrote: No matter how much you hate them. You have got to love them for this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBedwedu0 1k

I think it quiet possibly is the best song to listen to when your high. I made my own dance to go with it.

Its basically the only song you would ever need.

For anything... Ever...

Furfags are the thing in society screaming "Wow...I didn't know the human race was so jacked up"

Van Cocker-Gay For Teacher
A-ha-Rape on me
Phil Colens-Cuming in the air tonight
Rick Fagstely- Fuckever

Try to find the original names.

At 10/4/08 10:39 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Am I the only person who thinks family guy is a better show?

Yes. Now leave.

At 10/4/08 10:20 PM, patm1313 wrote: "Case yesterday pleaded guilty to two counts of sexual penetration of a child under 16. "

Wait? She got charged with sexual penetration?

Strap-on?

Most likely.

Sounds more fake then a bogus sex story.

Earth is free.

At 10/4/08 10:14 PM, UnderRipper wrote: Wow she's ugly and fat!

Her being American doesn't help her case either.

They should rename the game to Runerape.

Cloverfield in a short story:
People waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were cloverfields in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
They was a grown up for fourteen years. When they was young they watched the spaceships and they said to dad "I want to be 18 years old daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY CLOVERS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as they got oldered he stopped. But now in the city base of the DC he knew there were cloverfields.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the cloverfields!"
So John gotted his camera and went up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the parasites
"I will shoot at him" said the cloverfield and he fired the monster attacks. John recorded at him and tried to blew him up. But then the camera fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the clovers" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the clovers"
And then they was a dead.

At 10/4/08 07:02 PM, TheWolfe wrote: THEY'RE EVOLVING.

TO A NEW KIND.