Having people you know die is detrimental to your probability of staying in the gene pool. Having negative emotions when it happens will cause people to try to prevent it from happening at all costs. Thus they will be more likely to stay in the gene pool.

The answer to theological questions is almost always evolution.

1. never ask NG for advice on this type of thing. You will just get flooded with responses like "rape her" or "grab her cock"

2. I say go for it and ask her out.

3. Don't confirm the rumor until you have asked her out. Just dodge the question until you have the opportunity.

He wrote a book titled "On the Jews and their Lies"

Totally not an anti-semite.

At 11/21/09 03:31 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: Not all tap water is the same, some is better then others, due to different areas people live in.

people may also keep bottled clean water around encase of an emergency, if their source of water was contaminated, or inaccessible for some reason they have an emergency supply of clean water.

why not just bottle your tap water then?

At 11/20/09 12:03 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote:

At 11/20/09 11:59 AM, blue-ice-cube wrote: so during his 8 months in the recliner i wonder how much weight he lost

He gained 300 pounds during that time.

Why did people agree to bring him shitloads of food?

Seriously, that would be the PERFECT time to put that fat bastard on a crash diet.

At 11/17/09 04:19 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: To be honest you deserve any punishment they can throw at you. I lost a relative because of a drunk driver.

He wasn't the one driving; his friend was.

I share a name with a famous 19th century economist, a prominent washington republican, and some shitty canadian rapper.

At 11/17/09 10:58 AM, Darth-Zanuha wrote: Does win7 play XP games?

If you get the windows 7 professional and install xp mode

There are also hacks for almost every XP game to make it work on vista/7

At 11/17/09 03:12 PM, 3-C-C-3-N-7-R-1-C wrote: Here it is morons. (:
Notice it is scaled down by 200 pixels.

A lot better but could still use some improvement

You should add more detail to the fire and put some texture into the ground/sky

Who the fuck makes hot chocolate in November?

I'd sit in the corner alone

I'm 23, not in that bracket but close enough

I wish I had this idea back when I got in shape.

However, if I want to get into better shape then I am now I can do pretty much the same thing but change the numbers to make it harder.

This is an amazing idea. You, sir, deserve a medal.

At 11/15/09 05:17 PM, Colemanation wrote: meet her in a dark al-
wait a second.
...
.....You WANT to fuck a fat girl?! I-I dont understand?
please explain

A pussy is a pussy. Close your eyes and pretend she is hot. It's better than masturbation and you know, practically with certainty, that she has no STDs.

At 11/15/09 03:50 PM, Shahidi24 wrote: how do u not know that higher rams give faster processing

Not faster processing, but faster performance. Having more RAM means that more temporary data can be stored on it which means that less is stored in the hard drive. RAM chips have faster data transfer rates than the hard drive meaning that if the data is called from the RAM rather than the hard drive you will get faster performance.

At 11/15/09 10:34 AM, Niloc14 wrote: Does anyone know whether Opera or Chrome is more secure? I've been getting lots of adware and stuff on my comp for a couple months now (I use F3) and it's pissing me off.

Just do what I do and use google chrome in combination with Avast antivirus

At 11/15/09 10:37 AM, NGManiac203 wrote:

I am over 13 and no this is not my homework. Bitch.

If you are over 13 and asking a question this easy then either you have downs or our school system really sucks.

1. If you are seriously asking this question I'm willing to bet that you are under 13 and shouldn't be here
2. Do your own homework.

You aren't going to be able to walk from LA to NYC in a week even if you don't stop to sleep. If you walk 24 hours a day and never sleep (which is impossible since a human can't go a week without sleep) would require you to go almost 15 miles per hour. To make the trip in one week you would have to constantly run 4 minute miles (even olympic level runners can't keep this up for more than about two miles) all the way there and never stop to eat, sleep, or drink.

I'm not saying you can't walk from LA to NYC; people do that all the time. I'm just saying a week isn't enough time to do it.

Also, are you planning on bringing a tent and just going backpacking or are you planning on renting hotel rooms? I doubt it is legal for you to rent hotel rooms if you are under 18 without a parent's consent. Also, $600 won't be enough for hotel rooms.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Wade should demod you for the lulz.

Charlie chaplin

Buy an island
Buy a gun
Kidnap people
Hunt them on the island.

Capitalism and the internet aren't compatible with each other anymore. As more and more websites are created advertisements are less and less profitable. Sites will have to find ways to cram more and more advertisements in and thus further lower the value.

The internet is meant to be controlled by communist 501(c)(3) organizations.

At 11/8/09 04:10 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: www.purple.com

Try and find the purple squirrel!

I looked at the source of that page and I can assure you that all that is there is the background, the link, and some nonbreaking spaces (to move the link down from the very top)

At 11/8/09 12:25 PM, slayer1029 wrote: Thankfully, Wooly Mammoths are now MOSTLY extinct.

We are talking 1,000 to 9,000 years ago. That is early neolithic revolution to the middle of the middle ages.

Wolly Mammoths were extinct thousands of years before that.

1. I love pie
2. I have no fucking clue who AJ Burnett is (well I didn't until I just googled him) so I wouldn't recognize him.

scroll to the bottom of the page and see if their name appears under "active users"

At 11/8/09 11:40 AM, Xatanxa wrote:

At 11/8/09 11:32 AM, Alastor wrote: I think Japan will really push sexual perversion to the next level.

Theres a NEXT level? Oh my fucking god.... I thought they had reached the limit.

There is no limit. For as long as people have libidos they will find new and more bizarre ways to satisfy them.

It's just a capitalist propaganda children's book. People shouldn't take it so seriously. 90% of it is bullshit.