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Author Search Results: 'Conker125'

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Topic: Meet Faith: The brainless baby.

Posted: 04/22/09 01:12 AM

Forum: General

A baby with no brain...shes just a husk of a human being. she could hardly be considered alive.

She will never grow up to be a normal person.
Never go through school.
Never get a job.
Never do anything but consume food, water, and space.

So why the fuck keep her alive?

Me and my elitist ideas

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Topic: if your life could be a anime

Posted: 03/24/09 10:45 PM

Forum: General

Pokemon would be sweet


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Topic: 2 kids having sex at school

Posted: 02/26/09 11:04 PM

Forum: General

If I were in your shoes, I would have said;
"HAY GUIZE WUTS GOIN ON IN HEER?"


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Topic: Favoirte Candy of All-Time?

Posted: 02/17/09 10:01 PM

Forum: General

Bit O' Honey.

Delishus


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Topic: Why does this place attract so many

Posted: 02/14/09 11:14 PM

Forum: General

At 2/14/09 07:44 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Furries? Where? I HATE FURRIES.

...*squint*


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Topic: Fuck school!

Posted: 02/14/09 11:12 PM

Forum: General

At 2/14/09 07:16 PM, Twilight95 wrote:
At 2/14/09 07:09 PM, lbenson1996 wrote: ps; im in 7th grade
I smell under 12 blood.

Kill it, quickly, before it multiplies


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Topic: A serious question for bleach fans

Posted: 02/14/09 11:04 PM

Forum: General

At 9/24/08 08:45 PM, CRAZY-MOFO wrote: Im just curious as hell like Grimmjow is my favorite character and i know Ichigo kills him eventually but like i keep hearing he comes back now thats my favorite character so im all like i hope he does but i also hear no he doesent come back.

No he got killed by Goku remember?
He gets replaced by Konata later and everything is swell until those assholes Majin Buu and Light Yagami show up


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Topic: The Real Silent Hill!

Posted: 02/14/09 11:02 PM

Forum: General

I swear that is where I'm going to live


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Topic: 13 year old kid becomes a dad.

Posted: 02/14/09 10:52 PM

Forum: General

That is insane. But then again I've heard of younger parents.


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Topic: Happy Valentine's Day! [drinking]

Posted: 02/14/09 10:46 PM

Forum: General

I was not ronery this Valentine's day!

Hung out with my girlfriend almost all day, exchanged our valentine gifts, and went outfor a quick dinner.

S'good.


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Topic: Would you behead your friend if...

Posted: 02/11/09 01:42 AM

Forum: General

Plain ol' friends are expendable!

*CHOP*


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Topic: Bringing your NG icon to school

Posted: 02/11/09 01:41 AM

Forum: General

At 2/10/09 09:40 PM, Sanjay wrote: I'd probably just get a detention or something...

Nah not even that. Probably just a warning.


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Topic: post your disorder

Posted: 02/11/09 01:33 AM

Forum: General

I have Satyriasis


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Topic: $2 buck choc

Posted: 02/11/09 01:27 AM

Forum: General

Hmm

I would buy one just to see if your claim is true.

If its not, i would nom that thing into oblivion


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Topic: Got 10 day suspension...

Posted: 02/08/09 09:04 PM

Forum: General

Thats why you avoid that shit and only beat some one's ass somewhere other than school and where you won't get caught


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Topic: I choose to be a virgin!

Posted: 02/08/09 08:28 PM

Forum: General

I don't believe you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your hand.

Er wait....dammit


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Topic: The Good Wife's Guide

Posted: 02/08/09 02:10 AM

Forum: General

Man I hope my future wife does this. That would be awesome.


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Topic: worst states ever.

Posted: 02/08/09 02:07 AM

Forum: General

At 2/7/09 09:50 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Liquid

I disagree. Plasma is far worse.


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Topic: No condom

Posted: 02/08/09 02:02 AM

Forum: General

A night in the arms of Venus can lead to a lifetime on Mercury


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Topic: I'm Lonely On Valentines

Posted: 02/07/09 03:16 PM

Forum: General

WHAT IS LOVE...


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Topic: Photoshop Elmo Experiments

Posted: 02/06/09 01:15 AM

Forum: General

At 2/5/09 10:19 PM, Diplomadope wrote: Oh Elmo, you got yourself into a load of trouble...

ITS TIME FOR A...


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Topic: How To Make A Radiation Sandwich

Posted: 02/04/09 12:41 AM

Forum: General

Just don't eat too many that you get Rad poisoning. Those debuffs suck.


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Topic: So I had anal sex...

Posted: 02/04/09 12:23 AM

Forum: General

Ick. I'll stick to the vag thank you


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Topic: You're Favorite Book

Posted: 01/31/09 02:15 AM

Forum: General

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess


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Topic: Slipknot

Posted: 01/31/09 02:12 AM

Forum: General

The more you hate something, the more powerful it gets.


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Topic: Heatwave

Posted: 01/29/09 07:26 PM

Forum: General

45.7 C= 114.26 F

Holy fucking shit thats hot.

Its been blustery and bitter cold here.

Fuck this extreme weather!


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Topic: I'm considering therapy...

Posted: 01/25/09 11:27 PM

Forum: General

Well there's your problem. Your parents won't listen to you.

You just need someone to talk to and listen to you. That's it.

Fuck therapy.


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Topic: Black emo people?

Posted: 01/22/09 12:33 AM

Forum: General

There's one who works at the local Hot Topic here.


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Topic: Worst band names, ever. Fuck.

Posted: 01/22/09 12:32 AM

Forum: General

At 1/21/09 10:25 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: "Slightly Stoopid" Yeah, it rubs off well. I can't even listen to or ever take the band seriously with a name like that.

Dude. That hurt. I love their music. Yeah the names a bit silly but give listening to their music a try. Try Closer to the Sun or Bandalero


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Topic: Hey Ng I pulled A world of warcraft

Posted: 01/20/09 08:13 PM

Forum: General

Human mage ftw


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