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Wait a god damn, mother fucking, patty flipping, toaster toasting, banana peeling, lard digesting second here. The ac130 has more than just one type of bullet? How do you switch between them?

Wait, if after 5 failed attempts it locks you out, can't mass waves of people just find everyones usernames on this site and lock everyone out.

1. McDonalds Sweet Tea
2. Lipton Green Tea
3. Schneider's Lemon Ice Tea

At 3/25/10 03:10 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: There are like a thousand earthquakes every day.

And this one didn't hurt anybody, so I don't see why this deserves the surprised emote.

Is there really that many? If there is, they can't be too destructive then... This one looks at least mildly destructive. If that many earth quakes happen daily, how come earthquake news wasn't covered as much as now?

Or maybe I just started to notice...

Oh my god, no way! Everyone knows Haiti is the national cleanest hand country in the universe! Actually, no. The guy who shook hands with him probably was just dirty...

At 3/24/10 09:15 PM, lnfected wrote: Have you heard of the %u2554roimuhhamaned aluhed bahkul warrior... NUMBER 4 WTF?

HOLY SHIT! Number 4!? Man the harpoons!

At 3/24/10 09:10 PM, GamingRoyalty wrote: The fuck just happened?

He tried dividing by zero but newgrounds' anti division script stopped it.

It happens to the best of us.

Guess who is rjavascript:BBSPost.Save();olling incognito right as of now?

I watched about the first three kills then I decided I couldn't quest onward.

At 3/21/10 11:46 PM, Stoicish wrote: You have to buy car insurance if you get a car.
You have to buy a conceald carry license of you want to have a concealed handgun.

Do I have to buy a car? No.
Do I have to carry a handgun? No.
Do I have to buy a service that I, or a lot of other Americans, don't want? Apparently.

At 3/21/10 11:18 PM, Stoicish wrote:

If you can prove this to me then I will be more than willing to shill out my anger for this bill, but the fact is that I really don't think doctors are going to quit because of this and the fact that you can make up a number and then tack on your ideaology behind it doesn't exactly mean that's the truth.

http://health.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/09/
16/45-of-doctors-oppose-proposed-health-
care-bill/

Also, where is there proof that 40 states are going to sue the federal government? For what? They don't exactly have much of a leg to stand on even if this was true (it isn't).

I never said forty states. Google it. There are articles on reliable news sites.
http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=states+sue+if+h ealthcare+bill+passes

Also, HOLY SHIT! We are already paying for illegal immagrants in our taxes because they go in for Emergency room care. THIS CHANGES NOTHING! In fact the provisions in the bill are going to greatly decrease the chances illegal immagrants are going to get care.

I'm not sure if you noticed, but the 32 million of uninsured people aren't all immigrants with crotch wounds. We will have to pay more for everyone overall. Everyone who gets treated, regardless if they didn't want to switch to the governments system, we will pay through taxes for there treatment.

Finally, the President won't be impeached. Know why? Because this shit isn't an impeachable offense. If you actually took a fucking civics class rather than just repeat whatever random people told you then you'd actually figure out, hur hur, that in the realm of impeachable offenses this rivles the President telling people that they have to wear purple on Thursdays.

Um, wrong again. The constitution says that the government can't force us to buy a product. If you don't want to be treated using there coverage, you have to pay a yearly fine. If states sue, doctors quit, and the bill is unconstitutional, I'm sure your messiah can be impeached.

At 3/21/10 11:06 PM, poxpower wrote: Illegal immigrants are getting treated right now anyway since they can't refuse care for patients who come in with a knife wound in the crotch.

YOU'RE ALREADY PAYING FOR THEIR ASSES BOO HOO

Uh, how are we paying for them... if they walk in with an injury, and its treated, they get a bill to pay. I doubt the bill is even 100$ about healthcare, god knows what other shit is in it.

At 3/21/10 11:02 PM, Jon4life wrote: 32 million Americans currently don't have health insurance...32 FUCKING MILLION! What the fucking hell is wrong with you stupid ignorant right-wing assholes? How can you people be so selfish? There are some good people out there who can't work, and can't get affordable health insurance. To deny them the right to health insurance is beyond me.

Fucking immigrants and slackers get FREE SHIT, asshole. Half the doctors are going to fucking quit, states are fucking suing... YOU THINK ALL OF THAT IS GOOD? Obama is getting fucking impeached for this shit. And I'm sorry that I put American worker lives above illegal alien lives. If 40% or so if the doctors QUIT, explain how we can support 32 million more people.

At 3/21/10 10:58 PM, Memorize wrote: What's really funny is that it doesn't matter at all if it passes.

Close to 40 states are close to adopting measures to exempt themselves from the bill, and once it goes the Supreme Court, it'll be struck down because you can't FORCE people to BUY a service.

Lets just hope the states sue, the bill miraculously doesn't happen somehow, and then Obama gets impeached.

Lets just hope.

Well, it passed. Can't wait until half our doctors walk out and we give healthcare to 300 million more people, mostly immigrants and slackers. Not to mention over half the states are suing because it forces people to pay for something they may or may not want with taxes.

The bed is a deathbed and by kiss goodbye it means goodbye forever?

Different girls you can buy? Excuse me?

At 1/30/09 05:36 PM, LordBeta2 wrote:

At 1/30/09 04:12 PM, joabos wrote: polyps

Eh, were those tentacles or badly shaped penises in the picture? I mean.... really...?

I posted in this back in '09? ...I actually used to post in threads!? Holy shit.

I'm always the last to post, or close to it. I guess peoples reaction when they see me coming is "Holy shit, its that lordbeta guy, everyone get the fuck out."

Oh, and by pay for it I mean with taxes. I'd better say that before people say "BUT ITS FREE!!!1!1one"

At 3/21/10 06:57 PM, a2toedmonkey wrote: Pox's point was that the person yelling "ITS HORRIBLE" Probably didn't read it to begin with. L2 recognize sarcasm. Or in a more mean way: I hate how everyone who is against this simply says "It must be bad because i didn't read it."

It forces you to buy their product or you're fined. Everyone, regardless of wanting healthcare or not, has to pay for it. Also, I'm not fond of waiting extended periods of time to get treated for injuries.

At 3/21/10 03:57 PM, poxpower wrote:

At 3/21/10 02:54 PM, gamewiz202 wrote: As I can see it I think that this bill is crap.

Oh so you've read it then?

Please give us the summary so we can also be outraged!

I hate how everyone who isn't against this simply says "It must be great because I didn't read it."

At 3/21/10 09:57 AM, Gagsy wrote: like 2-5 extra playing hours on a game

Uh, not exactly. 2-5 extra hours? MW2 isn't the type of game you play an hour a map on then quit. You can sit there and play the map a ton of times before you get bored of it, or at least everyone I know can.

At 3/20/10 10:44 PM, AndrewGlisson13 wrote:

At 3/20/10 10:42 PM, biohazard362 wrote: is it a flash game?

No fucking duh.

So it's just so impossible it could of been a snes or ps1 game? It sounds like it could be.

At 3/13/10 07:20 PM, Sawdust wrote: I wish I was special.

You're so fucking special.

But I'm a creep.

I'm a weirdo.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here.

Those are the worst song lyrics ever, but I'd have to say that matches me pretty well. Basically any song about how I am just a creep who won't ever succeed in anything works with me.

At 3/20/10 12:41 AM, Goldfire64 wrote: so awesome....

ON THE CONTRARY!

If you're 14 and wanting to weigh 100lbs, you must be like, 4'5. I'm 5'6 - 5'7ish and weigh 170lbs. Sure im chubby but I'm fine with how I roll.

Literally, I roll.

No siree, because I know his ultimate weakness!

At 3/17/10 06:25 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: Nobody cares.

Ditto.

"Kick Dong Yes"... Really? Thats what my name amounts to?