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At 5/15/11 12:39 AM, Gagsy wrote: What do you do when you catch a man?

Throw him back.

If you're fishing for men I think you're doing it wrong, unless of course you're alright with Japs.

I know someone related to Robert E. Lee, no bullshitting. She's an emo cunt named Emily Shoup, in 8th grade. I go to school with her and we hate each other.

go me

It's aight guys, my data's modded.

At 5/7/11 08:49 AM, majormario wrote: Friendly mobs spawn on grass where there is enough light.

That'd explain why EVERY SINGLE TIME I open the door to the room separating the outside Minecraft world to my quarry theres A MILLION FUCKING PIGS. Replacing ground with wood, brb.

pic of room

At 5/5/11 06:28 PM, XenonMonkey wrote:

At 5/5/11 06:08 PM, Makakaov wrote: This test is a joke. There's no number in circle 5.

Did you really have to ruin it?

I saw a 14 in there...

At 4/24/11 09:19 PM, Conjecture wrote: Music to my ears.

Seems like I forgot to mention...

At 4/24/11 05:52 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: Click several times with the middle button of the mouse the link posted by OP. Enjoy.

Music to my ears.

"It's dark down here."

I got some dippin' dots today for like a dollar, not expensive but delicious.

ITT: 1916 lecturing everyone on how to live their lives the way he deems fit.

Feels good man.

So this is where all the 'fuautocorrect' and 'damnyouautocorrect' submissions come from...

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1232 169

Best thread ever.

Damn it, I wanted to be the one who pointed out this was on 4chan earlier.

Is the OP really upset over a few trees? Wow, that's... pretty sad.

What?

Kongregate, AddictingGames, Armor Games, and /b/.

At 2/13/11 03:45 AM, Tykwa wrote: lay down flat and hyperventilate (or head pointed towards floor while sitting), until you feel very tingly, now inhale and hold your breath and stand up as fast as you can.

try not to pass out and fall on something hard, preferably, lean a tiny bit towards something very soft, like your bed.

Do you know of anything that doesn't involve hyperventilating? I'm worried what my parents might think if they hear me hyperventilating at this hour with my door shut. If not, thanks anyways.

Is there a way to get a head rush, on purpose? I fucking love head rushes, and if I knew how to, I'd spend upwards of an hour having them over and over. I don't want the basic 'stand up really fast' method, it wares off. I want a method that keeps on delivering, every time. If someone out there, on this marvelous website, knows how to achieve head rush after head rush action, please do share.

Here, you get here.

At 2/12/11 10:27 PM, Stamper wrote: i actually shot that one down BECAUSE it looks like a penis - i DO have a limit here, somehow

Everything else looks really uncomfortable but the Zing would be my next choice.

Probably the Holt, because it's the only thing that resembles a penis.

Fuck off wimps, vikingfapper in the house.

My phone. I can at least injure him a bit.

I added the first quote on the link OP had for quotes as a Time Magazine review. Follow my lead if you want.

This is what I was born to do.

Go up to friend, put gun up to head and squeeze trigger, respawn at my house, switch to cyber school, never go into public, friend just witnessed my apparent suicide and is confused as hell.

At 1/9/11 01:30 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: Everytime I look in the mirror.

This. Death doesn't scare me, though. I honestly wouldn't mind being deceased.

Take six every one hours.

Never played Maplestory, I think I had an installation issue the few times I tried. I'm installing it now and I can't imagine it being much better, or worse, than runescape.