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Usually I don't worry about these things but at age 14 is between 5 1/2 to 6 a good length? Also I measured my circumference, wasn't fully erect and i picked a random spot and got like 4 inches, will that change as I age?

California, probably. No reason.

At 5/30/11 05:44 PM, K111 wrote: but what if she didn't have any testicles, what if there was a vagina hidden underneath that giant dick of hers? then she would still be a girl, but with a giant penis

What kinda porn are you watchin?

A portal.

nyan.cat, no one will see it coming.

I'd rather have too small than too big. I like medium, maybe even small, over large anyway.

At 5/30/11 01:14 PM, Asandir wrote: Probably because it has alot of sights and is pretty well known and there are alot of high buildings, so seeing them getting destroyed might be entertaining to watch.

This, high buildings being toppled to nothing but stone and rubble make my day.

When I start to get to know people I start to hate them, so I can never have too close friends, if any at all. Forever alone?

I don't know why I did that either.

First one's Mario Galaxy, the second is Dead Rising.

*panting* Misery loves company. *reads other replies* DAMMIT!

At 5/28/11 03:19 PM, Tramps wrote: I shave my pubes often and it only itched the first time I did it, sort of like how the first time you start shaving your face, it's irritable. Now every 2-3 weeks, I just shave the fuckers off and let them grow back for a bit. Bitches don't like the fro' but they like a bitta' stubble.

I would imagine stubble would be just as uncomfortable, actually. I wouldn't know, though.

At 5/28/11 03:16 PM, mothballs wrote: Well I'll be, it does. You learn new things every day.

Turns out it should start to grow back the first couple of days, don't worry about it man.

Let's hope thats the case, lets hope...

At 5/28/11 03:16 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: Never itches for me. And you might as well... It looks downright disgusting if you don't shave, you know.

I guess if you wanna look like you're rocking an eight year olds crotch you can keep shaving. I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. I guess, executed properly, a shaved crotch can look nice. Not the way I did it though.

Why do the d and the s keys have to be so close... And if it grew in it'll grow back, just not sure how long it'll take.

Don't do it. It itches like hell and looks retarded. I miss my luscious, curly, pubic hair. I regret ever shaving it, does anyone know how long it takes to grow back? Or at least for it to look nicer? I'm hoping for a week or so but I seriously doubt that...

Human.

I joined when I was like, 7 or some shit. I'm 14 now.

Deal with it

At 5/23/11 05:14 PM, Piggler wrote: Poisonous snake attacks me. First instinct is to throw it.

Why didn't you flee? D:

Throwing it sounds much more fun than simply fleeing, I don't blame the OP.

At 5/23/11 01:20 PM, POTaTOS wrote: Zoo Tycoon 2 and Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 are the best. And so are the expansion packs.

Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 sucked and you know it.

At 5/21/11 10:14 PM, Oolaph wrote:

At 5/21/11 10:13 PM, GodOfVideoGames wrote:

This gives me an idea for a collab...

If it involves gnomes, I'm in.

'gnome' has to be the most annoying wannabe meme on the planet what the fuck im so angry

At 5/6/11 09:05 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Link for big gigantic wusses

Less trustworthy (if you're a giant gaping pussy) but more official link.

At 5/18/11 11:38 PM, SteelChair wrote: No.

I see. I will return to my corner.

Are you the OP on that one thread on 4chan whining about how anons aren't so pissy about animal cruelty anymore? Anon has gotten bored of defending fluffy rats.

At 5/17/11 05:05 PM, wehrmacht5 wrote: did someone said anime?

Wouldn't fucking anime be hentai?

At 5/17/11 03:31 PM, Lionel738 wrote: how the heck is a donut even remotely similar to a rice ball?
you fucked up 4kids....more than usual

They usually replace riceballs with like, burgers or something. I guess they got lazy that time.

Make as many horrendous reviews as possible.

Nicole. I don't like it.

4, my parents weren't telling me what actually happened, they insisted it was a pilot malfunction.

This band consists of the two most wanted terrorists (even though Osama died already), a Klansman, and Kim Jong-il cause I ran out of ideas.

CXonjecture