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The filter at my school is down! I can use the internet, any site for the next 20 minutes! Hopefully the teacher doesnt look over because I can get banned from computer use if I by pass the filter, but holy shit! Too bad I cant use java... Anyhow, discuss.

It's ok, I could have some fun for the next 5 minutes with this.

Marth is ok, and Duke Nukem sounds like a new Burger King sandwhich....

Sonic cronicles doesnt look as good as Sonic Unleashed.

Habbo? That game is repetitive and no one really likes it, they only play it because the one person at their school does, so they must, too.

Meh, this is just a chat we had. Incredibly boring, if you decide to read it, don't say I didn't say so.

You: How's life?
Santa: Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?

You: I fucked someone today
Santa: Ah. That's good information: said fucked someone.

You: Ok...
Santa: Yay.

You: Are you a good fucker?
Santa: Am I a fucker? Yes. It depends on how you define "good."

You: Do you suck and fuck?
Santa: Where did you learn that kind of language?

You: Newgrounds.com, baby.
Santa: Don't call me "baby". Are you a man or a woman?

You: Im a she male
Santa: Me too. I am a she.

You: What bra size do you wear?
Santa: I haven't heard of bra size do you wear size do you wear.

You: Was that a rap song?
Santa: ""? Was a rap song rap song?

You: Keep on rapping santa
Santa: Chat amongst yourselves.

You: NOU!!@!
Santa: I've been waiting for you. Are you a student?

You: No.
Santa: Are you serious?

You: Go fuck and suck a pineapple smoothy
Santa: Where is that?

( I kept on telling him to do weird things like that and he said the same thing. )

You: Are you an ass fucker?
Santa: Yes I am an ass fucker. How did you know?

You: are you a pedophile?
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Only when it matters.

At 9/15/08 01:07 AM, the1stguy1 wrote: For the sight impaired

BEHIND THE DOOR :[)

At 9/15/08 10:32 PM, DariusR wrote: I would falcon punch her.

Oh wait, too late.

But make sure your power level is over 9000 first, otherwise it wont work!

At 9/15/08 10:30 PM, IamMajik wrote: study math...do some stuff...play yugioh...

Anything goes unless
you get banned..

I would photoshop her then make a thread about it.

At 9/15/08 10:20 PM, IamMajik wrote: wrong place to tell
your problem!!!!!! kdsjfkl;sadj;flkasd

True dat, homes.

At 9/15/08 10:09 PM, Toasty3D wrote:

At 9/15/08 06:59 PM, cupholder1 wrote: God makes me.

What a coincidence! Flying Spaghetti Monster makes ME come here!

Oh, so you actually know about my religion. Wikipedia? That religion rocks.

At 9/15/08 10:12 PM, Kingofkingz750 wrote: How come guy's can go topless on billboards signs, magazines, etc. But girls can't??! This is so unfair!

I know, both genders have nipples damn it! I think its only fair to release the females side.

I saw my teacher at school today! Why was he there? To learn? I nearly shat myself, it was so weird.

At 9/15/08 09:53 PM, sephiroth183 wrote: better? geez

Damn it, he beat me to it.

I had to strain my eye's to read this, but I will translate it.

I dont know is anyone else has thought of this, but i as a guy think it is really unfair that chichs can walk down the street and at work with cleavage and really short skirts on and that us guys get dirty looks and never talked to again if we have a boner and they see. like what the fuck, cock teasing lesbian? I know this wont offend any chicks because really, how many chicks are on newgrounds? but seriously, I think its unfair that we get shunned for having a cock, and they get to shake their ass bending over all day and dont get a bad thing said 2 em. awaiting all your smartass comments and the one actually helpful person, one of the only chicks on ng probably, alright

all I did is fix the spelling, we need some grammar police in here. Hopefully no one fixed this yet...

At 9/15/08 07:43 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:

At 9/15/08 07:34 PM, LordBeta2 wrote:
Your a faggot. I actually went into the fucking game files, took out the god damn hex, and edited it. I never downloaded any shit, mother fucker.

*You're.
Also, wasting that much time on something like hacking is lame.
Just lame.

Since when was lame a part of NGers vocabulary?

At 9/14/08 01:06 PM, darknessdweller wrote: ask me anything FTW!

Whats wrong with your address bar? Can I download that?

At 9/15/08 07:28 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: I hate you people. Old video games do suck.

Sure, the graphics and sound may be great for the time.

Who the fuck cares about graphics? It is all about GAMEPLAY!

At 9/15/08 04:35 PM, Axius wrote:

At 9/15/08 07:51 AM, ShadowWest wrote: I heard rumors of the Forbidden 7 shwowing up in the games code when hacked.

Confirm please.

What exactly are the "Forbidden 7."

Roy, mewto, pichu, uhh.... The other ones that didn't make it to brawl from melee.

I did not see the forbidden 7 while hacking.

At 9/14/08 10:18 PM, Phantox wrote: Looks like a miniature laptop.

A nice 200 dollar laptop that fits in your pocket and you can port ssbm into. Yes.

At 9/14/08 06:27 PM, noodle144 wrote: RAMPAGE is the worst game ever

RAMPGAGE rocks.

I think the next console will be like this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora_(co nsole)#References

If co and nsole get spaced, delete the space.

At 9/14/08 10:15 PM, Sun-Wukong wrote: It still messed up the second time. If this link doesn't work, try deleting the space between "(Co" and "sole)"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora_(co nsole)

Yeah, for some reason it does that. I will attempt again.

I hope this works

At 9/14/08 09:56 PM, LordBeta2 wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora_(co nsole)

That's what I heard. Pandora, more powerful than any existing handheld video game console. Open source, it says? Wait a minute.... Easier for hacking? Yes. You could probably take a game from an older console (like CG) and put it in there! They make it easy. They want it easy. Discuss.

Damn link, I will try again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora_(co nsole)

At 9/14/08 09:03 PM, LTmatt wrote:

At 9/14/08 08:43 PM, LordBeta2 wrote: 2D: None
3D: This

OMFG YOU HACKED SSBB HOW YOU DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

You are so annoying. You didn't even do it, stop fucking posting this.

What do you mean I didn't do it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora_(co nsole)

That's what I heard. Pandora, more powerful than any existing handheld video game console. Open source, it says? Wait a minute.... Easier for hacking? Yes. You could probably take a game from an older console (like CG) and put it in there! They make it easy. They want it easy. Discuss.

At 9/14/08 09:16 PM, TSstudios wrote: No this isn't like a capitol one commercial.I wanna know what you carry around in you're walet.

I got a school ID, $200, a pin,change, and a few coupons.

A school ID? Huh. I got 10$

You fucking wish you were like me.

What kind of a week was that? 2 days?

At 9/14/08 08:46 PM, Phobotech wrote: Fox News.

No, really.

I loved that.

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