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I play cuntry on the clitar. Lets do this, mother fuckers.

At 6/16/11 08:59 PM, logic wrote: Ugh, I gotta admit. Back when i was around 15-16 i was really into loli. It's not that pedo, They draw the girls very curvy. if anyone one could imagine they are just small women. Sick i know but to each their own.

At least you were pretty young at that time (well at 15-16 you were older than I am now), so it's less sick than like a 40 year old balding man getting off to it.

I don't really have too many friends and I don't really know why, I don't think I'm too bad of a person but whatever, I guess you could call me an outcast.

I only read like 3/4ths of the first page so sorry if someone already said this, but whats with the misconception of furries wanting to hump animals? Furries get off to pictures of humanoid's with animal-like qualities, such as cat ears, tails, and fur. They don't jack it to Clifford the Big Red Dog. Well, I mean they could but that's just different.

At 6/16/11 08:24 PM, Slint wrote: What's so funny about that?

I don't know, why do you care if someone finds something funny?

Is "If it was me" proper grammar? It sounds off but I'm a tad retarded when it comes to the use of was and were.

I don't care that this meme is too popular now, as google apparently switched the progress bar to what it is, it's still awesome.

At 6/13/11 11:30 AM, Conjecture wrote: what is this I don't even

I clicked on the wrong game....

I'm an idiot.

what is this I don't even

At 6/12/11 07:02 PM, Piggler wrote:

fuck cheese nips

I'm eating cheese nips.

Imagine, one day, you're calmly sitting on the couch watching TV and your parents walk in and inform you that you were supposed to be a girl (or a guy but that would apply to like 2% of Newgrounds). That would be.... Interesting.

Chat, change color scheme a bit, widescreen, etc.

I have a water bottle. If I had a knife I'd put the knife in the waterbot- Fuck it, I'd just use the knife.

OP, arguing abortion with Newgrounders is like bringing a spoon to a gunfight, you're just going to be labelled a troll for having a different opinion than them.

I believe abortion should be legal only if a woman's life is in jeopardy (not 'hurr durr I have a mouth to feed whats adoption' but her actual life)

I refer to the organ as a penis, I call people dicks, and I call people cocks if I'm that desperate for an insult.

1.) Whats another word for a cock? Dick

2.) Do you wear earrings? No

3.) How many shiny objects do you wear normally? None

4.) What type of car do you like and what color? I don't care for cars, and dark blue I guess

5.) What is your biggest dream? I don't really have one.

6.) Do you like facial hair? I shave mine so not really.

Sticks and stones break your bones, but chains and whips may excite you.

I just hold down the shift key the entire time I speak in caps.

As controversial as this may sound, that would be fun as hell. Of course, it would be preferred to have both sides in agreeance, we don't wanna get genocidal up in here.

Pedophilia is a sexual preference, yes. It should never become legal to act upon that preference though. In any child pornography, the child might not know what he/she is getting him/herself in to. Although, at a teenage age, they become more aware of what they are doing, and still may chose to do it, and for that I don't know what to say.

Screw you Duke Nukem Forever faggots.

I'm here.

Five and three fourths inches isn't TOO bad, now is it? Considering my age I figure it can't be THAT bad.

At 6/9/11 11:35 AM, kiljoy96 wrote: We are undoubtedly the master race. Post pictures of your thumbs. Go.

Master race has gross thumbs in that case.

That wasn't funny.

Yesterday I ate a hotdog, Arby's sandwhich, some chips, and Ramen noodles.

Whoa, I never knew that. Thank you for sharing your find, OP.

Kindergarten, I believe.

>mfw kissing a girl is easy
>mfw I'm gunna get yelled at for greentexting
>mfw this text isn't green
>mfw this isn't even 4chan
>mfw I have no face

Spyro.... I don't know. It... I liked Spyro. I don't know why he looks like that, but it cant be THAT bad, can it? Maybe I'll still get it... Sly Cooper 4 looks awesome though.

Most likely the Vita but I just had some nostalgic memories flood my brain from the original DS, so I'm currently undecided. I'm thinking the Vita will have some awesome games though, like Uncharted and I heard something about a Bioshock.