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I shove 9 inch nails into each and every one of my 24 assholes.

Holy shit. Just... WHY!? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO END THIS WAY!?

Hey guys, I was listening to the Jonas brothers the other day. The song sounded of terrible screeching noises and females moaning. Which one is this again?

At 4/7/09 09:36 PM, Fullsteel wrote:

At 4/7/09 07:22 PM, thekingofmadness wrote:

At 4/7/09 07:04 PM, sephiroth183 wrote:

and why the FUCK are you reading/watching Fox news/!?

Cause its fair and balanced unlike cnn.

Fox news is not fair and balanced...

It's more fair and balanced than a lot of other News stations.

How's the year going so far for you?

Decent

What's the best thing that's happened?

Uhh.... Nothing.

What's the worst thing that's happened?

Nothing

What are you looking forward to in the next 2/3 of the year?

Nothing

What have you accomplished so far?

Nothing

At 4/7/09 08:34 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: I wait until the lat minute to do.

Me also as a being of humanity wait until the lat minute to accomplish my goals indeed.

Hey guys, when you are posting on Newgrounds, are you actually posting on Newgrounds? Damn this will keep me up all night!

At 4/7/09 07:30 PM, Someone wrote:

At 4/7/09 07:37 PM, AnotherGuy23 wrote:

At 4/7/09 07:42 PM, EFG wrote:

At 4/7/09 07:44 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

I'm probably the only one on NG that actually has had sex.

I did it in an airplane bathroom once, but that's not very abnormal.
Lolz, NG dont get laid.

99.9% of NG are vergins

Hey guise, NG members dont get laid.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Hopefully I put that together right, I always seem to mess up.

At 4/7/09 01:39 PM, kooness wrote: The police should come and take all of our candy and unhealthy food. So we could eat vegetables and be healthy for the rest of our extended life. That would be great. wat do you think?

This idea gave me nightmares.

Maybe we can take over youtube and revert it to its previous state. We can get rid of all Twilight, Jonas Brother, and/or Highschool Musical videos out there! Who's with me!?

*Cricket chirps* I thought so....

Sorry if I double posted, this is fun.

Someone probably did this before. If not, then I am surprised.

At 4/7/09 07:04 PM, piratey wrote: Moot - he insists on the lowercase "m" - is reportedly Christopher Poole, a college dropout in his early 20s who lives in New York with his mother and is looking for more active employment.

Bit of a cheap shot isn't it?

Imagine life as him.

moots mother - "Honey, what have you accomplished today?"
moot - "LOL, I b& some newfag that was trolled into posting CP!"

My friend also told me that a ton of topics on /b/ are about this. I watch Fox News (and like it) but I always wondered what /b/ could do with it.

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At 4/5/09 10:57 PM, LordBeta2 wrote: W. Phatone, written in cursive urban letters, that look like something you'd see graffiti-ed on a wall. White lines for the border of the letters and black on the inside. Plain newgrounds-gray color.

Plain newgrounds-gray color for the background.

At 4/5/09 05:26 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: Gushy?

Maybe her tongue was bleeding? Maybe it was an inside out trap that was ejaculating?

This makes you think....

W. Phatone, written in cursive urban letters, that look like something you'd see graffiti-ed on a wall. White lines for the border of the letters and black on the inside. Plain newgrounds-gray color.

At 4/5/09 10:48 PM, ArtisticArsonist wrote: who cares what it does, just get the one that holds the most music, like honestly.
It's not about the features and bullshit, you won't be looking at it anyways when you're taking the bus and daydreaming about the life you should be living.

They can all hold up to Terabytes if you have an SD card that big (Sadly it doesnt exist yet), it doesnt matter what device it is.

Of course, this is assuming it takes SD cards.

Oops lol, I copied the wrong address....

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This wouldn't be the best game for you, then.

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Man, FUCK worms. This is the Strong-Ass MOTHERFUCKING SLUG.

I just tried this today after my friend told me it burns and it burnt for like 40 minutes. After you spread your legs out for like 10 minutes its all good, and it will be gone after a few hours. I didn't even get the damn thing on video tape :(

I didn't cry until my faggot friend pushed me down on the ground about 5 minutes after I applied it, which is when all hell breaks lose down there. I only cried for a few seconds, they were manly pain tears of course.

This reminds me of a story about how our 44th president came about.

Here, want half my Whip Cream Fudge Sunday? Its very deliciou-

Oh shoot. I forgot. Sorry.

At 3/29/09 04:06 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: The Art portal sounds great. I probably won't be using chat much, I'll stick to the BBS.

And sorry to sound like a noob, but what exactly is the lit portal?

Lit means literature, which is written work. Imagine Twilight, but a thousand times worse just waiting for us at a click of a button.

At 3/28/09 10:27 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T!!!

LOL

HOLY FUCK WHAT IS IT!?

At 3/29/09 04:05 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: Do I even know the fucker?

I'd only have sex with a trusted friend.

Same here.

As long as it gets released on Blu-ray Dvd :D

Lol, iTunes. Look at this fag, buying music. This shits going on youtube.

At 3/29/09 10:47 AM, Rucklo wrote: Oh come on, you guise, I'm trying to be serial and do a good job as a mod here!

South Park? no.

The Germans make the best products, and they have Mars Bars.