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Response to: NG mag Posted October 15th, 2007 in General

Haha, fuck. I just created a topic about the NG mag.
Didn't see yours. What a fucking coincidence.

Response to: Ng Mag Posted October 15th, 2007 in General

At 10/15/07 10:26 PM, robattle wrote: Flash makers rarely use it...

I know, but they could use it to actually release a monthly e-zine or something, with a bunch of shit about Newgrounds, new alphas, tutorials, interviews, and so on.

Response to: Whats your BMI? Posted October 15th, 2007 in General

At 10/15/07 10:13 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: 13.37
...this has to be a sign

nah, im just fucking around

That would be fucking amazing.

Ng Mag Posted October 15th, 2007 in General

Why the hell hasn't it been updated in so long?
I mean, by now you'd think they'd just replace the button at the top with something that's actually updated, such as a Downloads button.
That, or they'd make it active again.
There's gotta be a crapload of stuff to put in there... Maybe they have plans for it?
I dunno.

Response to: Whats your BMI? Posted October 15th, 2007 in General

At 10/15/07 10:10 PM, Ceti wrote: 19.0 Is that good or bad?

That's good.

Response to: Whats your BMI? Posted October 15th, 2007 in General

16.8
Underweight.

Response to: How to Convince Parents to get me Posted October 15th, 2007 in General

At 10/15/07 09:44 PM, Fantum wrote:
At 10/15/07 09:42 PM, condawg wrote: Let me pull 15 hundred dollars out of my ass.
I'm 14.
I get a job next month, but it's minimum wage.
There's nothing 'elementary' about me not being able to get a decent job, ass.
If you are 14, you don't need an imac, still elementary.
Wait 'till you're older, my friend.

Now, come on... Seriously. You don't know what I 'need.'
I make videos... Final Cut Pro would be of amazing use to me.
Not only that, but Garage Band could help me out alot with shit too.
Not only those, but I fucking love Apple.
And my current computer sucks ass.

Response to: How to Convince Parents to get me Posted October 15th, 2007 in General

At 10/15/07 09:42 PM, Lagatag wrote: You're 14 and expect your parents to spend 1600 bucks on a damn computer for you?

lololololololol

They know how much I'd enjoy it, I'm the biggest computer wiz in the family, and my dad makes fucking good money.
I didn't ask for your opinion on them getting me the computer.
That had nothing to do with my question.
But, hey! If I post a fucking stupid reply to this kid, I get a post +1 lolol!
Dick.

Response to: How to Convince Parents to get me Posted October 15th, 2007 in General

At 10/15/07 09:41 PM, Fantum wrote: well that's elementary....
buy it yourself.

Let me pull 15 hundred dollars out of my ass.
I'm 14.
I get a job next month, but it's minimum wage.
There's nothing 'elementary' about me not being able to get a decent job, ass.

How to Convince Parents to get me Posted October 15th, 2007 in General

An iMac?
Sorry, didn't all fit in the title.
Anywho, I want to get an iMac for my birthday and christmas combined (my birthday is next month).
I'll get absolutely nothing else... at all.
With my specs + warranty, it evens out to about $1,573.
My mom's all for it, but my dad... Not so much.
So, I seek some strangers' help.
Help plezz?

And don't give me that "LOLGETAFUCKINGWINDOWSLOLOL" shit. Fuck you. Your opinion sucks.
with a Mac I can dual-boot with Windows.
Bitch.

Response to: Post Your Fucking Last.fm Page Posted October 15th, 2007 in General

http://www.last.fm/user/Condawg

Response to: Python Posted October 13th, 2007 in Programming

At 10/13/07 07:08 PM, smulse wrote: http://docs.python.org/tut/
http://www.sthurlow.com/python/
http://www.diveintopython.org/

Not heard of Google yet?

Apparently they don't advertise well enough.

Response to: Nukedweb Posted October 13th, 2007 in Programming

At 10/13/07 02:41 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I've been there. The links to script downloads don't work anymore, site hasn't been updated in ages. :P

Ah. My bad :P

Response to: 2 Swords For $3.00 Posted October 12th, 2007 in General

At 10/12/07 11:26 PM, TheSovereign wrote: Hey, how about a REAL sword?

Oh yeah, a real sword for a movie! GREAT FUCKING IDEA!

Response to: 2 Swords For $3.00 Posted October 12th, 2007 in General

At 10/12/07 10:45 PM, McFooFa wrote: This is exactly like that episode of south park.

Agh! Fuck yeah it is!

Response to: 2 Swords For $3.00 Posted October 12th, 2007 in General

At 10/12/07 10:36 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Fake,shitty,American,sword.

So?
I just want to use them for movie props.

Response to: Itunes Isn't Working - Fucking Help Posted October 12th, 2007 in General

At 10/12/07 08:49 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: What's going wrong? installation not working? error messages? etc?

It simply doesn't open.
I double-click it, nothing happens.
I've restarted, reinstalle,d redownloaded, everything.

Response to: Itunes Isn't Working - Fucking Help Posted October 12th, 2007 in General

At 10/12/07 08:45 PM, silverhammer522 wrote: Call the apple service place and do 5 barrel rolls 3 times an hour. If you're still experiencing symptoms. Ill have a truck load of fail delivered to your house immediately.

Goodness, where ever do you come up with such witty, well thought out replies?
I want to be just like you when I grow up.

Response to: Itunes Isn't Working - Fucking Help Posted October 12th, 2007 in General

At 10/12/07 08:42 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: Yes, because you get much more reliable information from newgrounds than an actual Itunes help site.

I fucking googled it. Stupid Google didn't give me answers, and I'm too lazy to look further then Newgrounds.

Itunes Isn't Working - Fucking Help Posted October 12th, 2007 in General

Hiya. I just formatted and reinstalled XP Pro yesterday, and now my iTunes isn't working.
I've reinstalled and downloaded and shit several thousand times, to no prevail. Help plezz!

Response to: Nukedweb Posted October 12th, 2007 in Programming

http://nukedweb.memebot.com/

Response to: NGer on reality show Posted October 10th, 2007 in General

At 10/10/07 11:17 PM, UberKuri wrote:
At 10/10/07 11:17 PM, condawg wrote:
At 10/10/07 11:15 PM, UberKuri wrote: Good boy.
Where's my fucking dog treat?
You don't get one.

Well --- Why the fuck not?

Response to: NGer on reality show Posted October 10th, 2007 in General

At 10/10/07 11:15 PM, UberKuri wrote: Good boy.

Where's my fucking dog treat?

Response to: NGer on reality show Posted October 10th, 2007 in General

At 10/10/07 11:11 PM, UberKuri wrote:
At 10/10/07 11:08 PM, condawg wrote: 1) Says the guy with more then 5000 posts.
Your point?

You're a newgrounder.
You're saying you have no talent.
Which is cool by me, just... letting you know.

2) Have you recently looked in the Programming forum? Art forum? Yeah, Newgrounds has talent.
Haha, I'm talking about the average BBS user, AKA average general section user. Therefore I'm right.

Oh, General section?
Fuck that, I take back what I said earlier.

Response to: NGer on reality show Posted October 10th, 2007 in General

At 10/10/07 10:37 PM, UberKuri wrote: One that requires no talent at all.

Newgrounders have no talent at all.

Hahaha.

1) Says the guy with more then 5000 posts.

2) Have you recently looked in the Programming forum? Art forum? Yeah, Newgrounds has talent.

Response to: need people for stuff Posted October 7th, 2007 in Programming

Alrighty.
Yeah, I'm in fo' sho'.
Or something.

For sure? Fo show? Fuck it...
Response to: Tales from GameStop. Posted October 7th, 2007 in General

At 10/7/07 09:29 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 10/7/07 08:47 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: "HOW COULD YOU TRY AND BUY THAT DEVIL GAME?!"
You should have filmed it.

Personally, I don't get carded if I get an M game, although I'm sure the employees just don't care. But "devil game"? Holy fucking shit, she must really believe that "videos games = violence" shit.

You don't get carded?
The employee can get fired for that...
They surveillance everything in those stores -- including the employees -- and one of the rules is that they HAVE to card for M-rated games.

Response to: need people for stuff Posted October 7th, 2007 in Programming

I'm interested in helping you out with this.
Please email me as many specifics as you can about this and I'll review it (or PM me)
CondawgNG 47 gmail D07 c0m

Response to: Tales from GameStop. Posted October 7th, 2007 in General

At 10/7/07 08:50 PM, Workhell wrote: Well, I know you're not supposed to buy M rated games for your children but, overreaction much?

That's a rash statement.
You're 'supposed' to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
If you want to buy an M rated game for your kid, that's what you're 'supposed' to do.
Just, as an employee, you're supposed to warn the parent or guardian about it, and card the person to make sure they're over 18.