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At 8/29/07 11:59 AM, Whomper wrote: We baught my friend a coke and put pubes in it. And watched him drink it.

That's the type of shit I do.
Or cum in a bottle of water and shake it up for a few minutes.
Or stick their food down your pants when they're not looking.
Or stick their food down your pants when they are looking.

At 8/29/07 11:25 AM, Senseisocks wrote: Here's a vagina joke:

What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?

The woman.

I love you

Sarah Silverman is hilarious.
That would be a funny BBS.

At 8/29/07 10:36 AM, Frank wrote: I don't care about any of you.

Woohoo!!!
That's the first "Users Online" pic I've ever been in!!
<3

At 8/29/07 10:47 AM, jonthomson wrote: Shame you can't post for dollars, eh?

Oh my god, that would be the fucking best occupation in the world.

I like Ryan Dunn and Steve-O.
Can't decide between them for favourite.

For some reason, I've only ever eaten red apples.
They're fucking great, but I'd like to try a green one.

Blow all $20 on banana runts.
Best investment of your life.

I thought I was walking into a topic about dicks.
You've disappointed me.

Can I fap someone else?
I have a rash

Good for you, honestly.
That's great.
A friend of mine recently stopped drinking soda and he said that his piss stopped burning.
Which is kind of... I don't know how that would help, but it did.
I could never do it...
I love soda, I love junk food, and best of all I have a fast metabolism.
I weigh 95 pounds.
I eat all day and drink soda all day, and I sit here on my computer.
My god, how am I losing all the weight?
I dunno, but I am.
It's crazy.

yo, dat's whack

At 8/28/07 05:46 PM, condawg wrote: There's no fucking way.
There's no way in hell you're just now getting NES games.

Okay, I'm fucking retarded.
I read it wrong.

There's no fucking way.
There's no way in hell you're just now getting NES games.

At 8/28/07 05:30 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: Does my hand count?

Does your hand have a vagina?

Sit in the corner, feetle position, and suck on my toe thumb thing.

At 8/28/07 04:56 PM, BuhddaVI wrote:

At 8/28/07 04:35 PM, Alcohol1 wrote: i think i understand you...

Me too.

Me three.

At 8/28/07 05:04 PM, Strength wrote: Zach the Zebra - Which was done by the wiggles a few months back on the disney channel. I'm proud as fuck.

I'm truly green with envy

At 8/28/07 04:49 PM, Xragon wrote: Giving a virgin condoms is rather pointless.

Wow...
You're fucking retarded

At 8/28/07 03:25 PM, elbekko wrote: Try using single quotes.

It was more then that, but with the assistance of Itsover9000, we fixed the problem =)
Thanks

At 8/28/07 03:20 PM, elbekko wrote: String values in SQL should be in quotes.

=S
Fuck.
Tried that, now I get an error about there being an unexpected variable on line 10.
Line 10 -
(name, number, address) VALUES("$name", "$number", "$address") ")

Hello there.
I'm having a stupid fucking MySQL problem.
I'm using WAMP... Trying to make an address book just for the hell of it, to practice with MySQL because I'm not very good with it.
So anyway, I have a database called "addressbook" and a table called "info"
I'm trying to make it so that you fill out a form on one page, and then another page inputs the information to the MySQL table.
I'll relay the info back and stuff later, this is just step 1.
So anyways, I'm getting an error.
Any help would be appreciated.
Here's the code.

index.php

<form action='insert.php'>
Name: <input type='text' name='name'><br />
Phone Number: <input type='text' name='number'><br />
Address: <input type='text' name='address'>
<br />
<input type='submit' value='submit'>
</form>

insert.php
<?php
$name = $_POST['name'];
$number = $_POST['number'];
$address = $_POST['address'];
?>

<?php
mysql_connect("localhost", "root", "") or die(mysql_error());
mysql_select_db("addressbook") or die(mysql_error());

mysql_query("INSERT INTO info
(name, number, address) VALUES($name, $number, $address) ")
or die(mysql_error());

?>

The error is

You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ' , )' at line 2

And is encountered on insert.php

Any help appreciated! Thanks!!

At 8/28/07 10:15 AM, sabryi wrote: It happens all the time..

Yeah, people in my classes say erection by mistake all the fucking time.

1) You need WinAmp with the Shoutcast plugin
2) You need Shoutcast Hosting

Have fun footing the bill.

At 8/19/07 03:01 PM, Sunglasses wrote: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

That's a great photoshop.
And OP, fuck off. Mr Bean fucking rocks your socks and you know it.

Hahahaha
That's awsome
?:D

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How the hell did you say erection by accident, you fucking retard!?
Hate yourself. Your friend is just doing what every sane person here would do if something that incredibly funny arose.
You, sir, are the dick head.

Awwww
I want one.
That small.

I've not heard about it until now, but I'm looking forward to it.

This is something I need to see.

Wow.
That's pretty insane.
I want a rewritable one of those.
That'll blow away flash drives, too.