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Response to: I converted a racist! Posted October 20th, 2008 in General

I managed to make 3 of my friends hate black people today.

Response to: robbed, jumped, dumped in one week Posted October 20th, 2008 in General

So everything turned out alright in the end?

I knew it.

Response to: Ghost / Supernat. Club Posted October 19th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

Sorry for double post, but I just remembered a dream I had a month ago but never got around to posting it.

I think it was pretty cool, it was very detailed like my other dreams I posted in. It started out with me waking up in the middle of the night. I got up to go to the bathroom and as I begin to take a piss I see a shadow being produced from the neighbors porch going into my window. I look out the window and I see a man standing on the porch trying to break in. Suddenly, he looks at me and I got scared. Luckily there was a phone right by me.

I pick it up and called 911, after the call I waited by the window and the guy was still starring at me. I wait literally two minutes and the sun is rising and the police arrive. The guy makes a break for it, the officer gets out and begins to open fire on this man. So I go downstairs and get breakfast.

Response to: Ghost / Supernat. Club Posted October 19th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/19/08 08:53 PM, Porkey wrote: So I tried to kill my dad. There isn't anything wrong with that.

Like Mercenary said, I am not sure if you are just very crazy or just trolling to get a laugh.

There IS something wrong with trying to kill humans. Especially the ones who helped bring you into this world.

Response to: Story sign up! Posted October 19th, 2008 in General

Assasin position please.

Response to: Gay Tolerance Play at School Posted October 18th, 2008 in General

May I suggest running up to John in the middle of the play and sprinkling water on him while saying "THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU"

Response to: Don't Get It Posted October 18th, 2008 in General

McCain 08

Response to: Racist Obama cartoon Posted October 18th, 2008 in General

At 10/18/08 10:49 AM, RyanKajito wrote:
At 10/18/08 10:44 AM, Complete wrote: Wow, I did see some slight bashing on McCain.

They zoomed in on the sign outside their house that said "McCain Palin 08" and zoomed in on their house. It is like the video was trying to say "THEY ARE RACIST AND THEY SUPPORT MCCAIN"
I couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic, or if you're just a fucking idiot.

How does this make me a fucking idiot? Care to elaborate or are you just being a prick?

At 10/18/08 10:44 AM, Complete wrote: Now what if it was McCain stamped on the letter with white stereotypes surrounded by it? It wouldn't receive any media attention at all.
Fake lies are fake.

Go back and look at every mistake McCain and Palin made. I am sure you heard of a lot of them, now go back and look at the mistakes Obama and Biden made. Not that many right?

Response to: Racist Obama cartoon Posted October 18th, 2008 in General

Wow, I did see some slight bashing on McCain.

They zoomed in on the sign outside their house that said "McCain Palin 08" and zoomed in on their house. It is like the video was trying to say "THEY ARE RACIST AND THEY SUPPORT MCCAIN"

Now what if it was McCain stamped on the letter with white stereotypes surrounded by it? It wouldn't receive any media attention at all.

And the image of Obama was hilarious.

Response to: I got $500,000 Posted October 17th, 2008 in General

At 10/17/08 10:20 PM, speeling wrote:
Ha! That's nothing! I just inherited over two million dollars from a distant cousin from Nigeria! I'm just waiting for the agent to get back to me after he's done confirming all my personal information that I sent to him.
Really?... My distant cousin from Nigeria as well is sending me money so he can come over here and start a business without heavy tax on the money... Odd... Maybe we have the same Nigerian cousin?
Well, a Nigerian King personally asked (in an email) me to become his heir, giving me 4.5 MILLION dollars! I just had to give him my bank account number, my PIN, my address, where my room is at AND what side of the bed I sleep on!

This is simply incredible. I also have a cousin from Nigeria who wants to give me money. I never knew the people of Nigeria were so nice and rich.

Response to: My Fight At School Posted October 17th, 2008 in General

You really do live up to your name.

Response to: The Jonas Brothers Swear Posted October 17th, 2008 in General

At 10/17/08 08:54 PM, CNRHKick wrote: Then I'll try to find this kid's email, and send this thread to him.

You do that.

Response to: Windows Updates Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

Vista it isn't AS big as a problem.

I had XP once, I hated those messages. They appeared too frequently, on Vista you can at least select the time for the message to appear again.

Response to: Ghost / Supernat. Club Posted October 15th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/15/08 10:14 PM, Porkey wrote:
Next time I see this entity I will call upon this rage and see what happens. I will most likely charge at it if I do. If I get a sense of fear from the entity, it will just make things worse, so I hope it doesn't work.
I will look for this ghost again when I get a chance.

Well alright. If you aren't going to do anything to the house then I'd recommend taking violent force. But be wear, you will have three possible outcomes to the situation:

Best possible outcome: The ghost will fear YOU, the ghost will be scared at your presence. It will then leave you alone and you can continue about your day.

Second outcome: Nothing happens, hauntings continue as usual.

Worst possible outcome: The ghost, rather then being scared of you, will be furious with you. This ghost will then do what you did...take violent force on you.

Might I'd advice when you see it, tackle it to the ground and continually pound your fists into its face.

Response to: I Hit This Dude When I Was Drunk Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

This is a parody thread.

You can tell because it is similar to the other guys thread.

Response to: Advice for a new user? Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

First off get a haircut.

Response to: Zeitgeist: Addendum Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

Great, another propaganda video.

Oh well, time to watch. Who will be controlling the world this time? Ranchers?

Response to: School violence! Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

At 10/15/08 07:58 PM, iwantbrainz wrote: oh ya to tell you i am 13 so i am allowed in newgrounds

You are definitely a big mature handsome young man.

Did your parents advance you up from the car seat to the booster seat?

Response to: School violence! Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

You are becoming a big boy!

Did your teachers also teach you that Martin Luther King Jr. was shot and killed?

Response to: Chinese Democracy- November 25th Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

Haha those little rascals.

Who would of thought that Guns N Roses would bring democracy to China single handedly?

Response to: My Friend hates Newgrounds... Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

This thread is a perfect example on why I dislike some of the users. (Not referring to the OP, I know he is trying to get a reaction out of people)

Seriously it is just a website, I come on it and post. I don't go around my school screaming "NG FOR LIFE!" while wearing their shirts (Not that I have one). Infact, I could care less if Newgrounds was deleted right now. Sure I would go "Wow" but then I would get on with my life.

Response to: She's fallen and she can't get up! Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

This is a story all about how I broke my pelvis

Response to: Designing a Haunted House Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

My idea of a haunted house was to have guest go into the building and wander around with props to scare people. To top it off, one actor would walk around the haunted house. The catch is that you will never know where he might be.

Response to: Do you live up to your username? Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

Lets see, I got an unfinished assignment. I am not at 100% capacity because of my crappy back.

So I'd say in conclusion, I am no where close to my username

Response to: Ghost / Supernat. Club Posted October 14th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

Looks like we are active again!

At 10/14/08 07:31 PM, Corky52 wrote:

Next time you see it, and it is in an area where you can reach, you should carry a flash light, shine it into the ghost and charge at it violently. If it is a child ghost you might just bring fear into it. Also, have you considered doing something to the house to get rid of the ghost?
Lol and if it's a bad ghost it will only tear you a new asshole. :O

Ha, I would always picture myself in a situation if a ghost kept following me. If one day a hideous ghost appeared before me, I would think to myself "Should I be scared or ignore all my feelings and act very aggressive towards it?"

So I figured if I ever spotted a ghost, I would blank out my feelings and attempt to take it down while screaming "DIE DIE DIE!"

Update: Today I woke up very scared, I woke up at like 5:30 am to make my breakfast. Let me remind you, nothing happened. But my fear emotion was off the charts. It felt as if I was paranoid. Eventually I went back to bed but could not fall asleep (I did after like an hour).

Response to: Aliens make appearence on Earth! Posted October 14th, 2008 in General

At 10/14/08 06:12 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: There's one hovering near. I'm getting ready to move. I've seen independence day, I'm not going under it to get hit by a giant ray gun.

That is just a movie, wow stop taking everything so seriously.

Response to: Aliens make appearence on Earth! Posted October 14th, 2008 in General

At 10/14/08 04:21 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: Sorry but no.

you photo shopped that.

Response to: Aliens make appearence on Earth! Posted October 14th, 2008 in General

At 10/14/08 03:50 PM, darkmaster962000 wrote:
At 10/14/08 03:48 PM, darkmaster962000 wrote: Screw you sekhem.

'(
I mean complete.

Fuck you bitch

Response to: Let's Be Philosophers! Posted October 14th, 2008 in General

"If you don't keep the lid on tight for play dough, it will harden and dry out" -Complete

Response to: Aliens make appearence on Earth! Posted October 14th, 2008 in General

At 10/14/08 03:16 PM, atompluspackage wrote:
At 10/14/08 03:15 PM, Lagatag wrote:
Wtf... If there really were aliens they'd be on every fucking channel, all over the internet, and all over the radio.
CNN held that Big Foot conference or whatever, that wasn't on every channel.

That is understandable because it really could of been just an animal, not that big of a deal.