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Response to: A way to kill insults Posted May 22nd, 2009 in General

The easiest way to kill an insult is to counter it with another insult.

Response to: My grades are looking good Posted May 22nd, 2009 in General

You're doing horrible in phys ed.

Response to: How many active members are on BBS Posted May 22nd, 2009 in General

My activity shot down after my two perm bans.

Response to: What do you think of my new haircut Posted May 22nd, 2009 in General

I swear, this is going exactly like that dick neck thread.

Except with shitty hair rather than a dick neck.

Response to: Better Drivers: Men or Women? Posted May 21st, 2009 in General

At 5/21/09 10:55 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: In your honest opinion, do you think men or women are better drivers?

I think women are better drivers. My reason for this is because whenever a mom has her kid in the car, she can feed it, give it it's favorite toy, and cover it up with blanket while still driving the car. The basics of women drivers being able to multitask makes me think they are better drivers.

Give reasons with your answers, puh-leeze.

Yeah, I love it when I pass a women driver while she is swerving from lane to lane trying to put on her makeup. So yeah, good drivers.

Response to: African American White Guy?? Posted May 19th, 2009 in General

At 5/19/09 05:59 PM, Leidolfr wrote: thats so fake....

Ever hear of albinos?

Response to: The Most Pointless War Posted May 16th, 2009 in Politics

At 5/16/09 06:54 PM, Brick-top wrote: All wars are inherently pointless.

Asking which war is the most pointless is like asking which part of the ocean is more blue.

Contrary to popular belief, war is needed sometimes.

Response to: Recommend Me a Comedian Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

At 5/16/09 06:49 PM, Phobotech wrote:
At 5/16/09 06:43 PM, Complete wrote: Carlos Mencia.
Gtfo

Carlos Mencia wins on so many levels, I especially love his jokes on races.

Response to: The 90's where awesome and I'm old. Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

Watch, around 2015, the people born in like 1997 or 1998 are going to be crying "Wah, I miss the good old days in 2008 when (BLANK) was popular".

Response to: The 90's where awesome and I'm old. Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

Not another "Wah, 90's are over"

Response to: Recommend Me a Comedian Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

Carlos Mencia.

Response to: the 2000s Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

I just think it will be amazing to look into the future and see a classroom of kids in 2098 studying history from the 00's to the 90's.

Response to: Uwe Boll Presents: Ninja Gaiden Posted May 15th, 2009 in General

YES!

I love Uwe Boll, such a great director. Hopefully he makes a movie based on TF2

Response to: So my sub offered me a job Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

This is why I hate irresponsible people like your sub.

Eleven ducks an hour, assuming the time you work, will quickly drain out a lot of the "meat" population in the area.

Response to: When will this "rap" phase end? Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

It seems as if Rap has been dying lately.

It doesn't seem as strong as it was since 2006/2007

Response to: How come... Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

At 5/11/09 03:53 PM, Guest8792 wrote: I never knew the economy was like a car...

Cue wah wah music

It isn't a car, stupid.

Response to: Nearly got in trouble in school... Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

You deserve it, liberal parasite.

Response to: How come... Posted May 11th, 2009 in General

At 5/11/09 03:52 PM, Generalissimus wrote:
At 5/11/09 03:47 PM, Complete wrote: How come people won't just hire mechanics to repair the economy?
You just compared the economy to a toaster... Come back once you've learned the basics of economics.

I don't have a toaster.

Response to: Saw dad with his meat inside my GF! Posted May 11th, 2009 in General

Wow.

Upon reading the title in the NG BBS under General Section, the first thought that came to my mind was that "Judging from the thread title, the topic starter (You) is implying that his dad stuck his meat, which is a slang-term for penis, the male sex organ, inside his girlfriend"

But after finishing the thread, I realized you were totally not talking about what I had in mind.

Response to: How come... Posted May 11th, 2009 in General

At 5/11/09 03:48 PM, Lorkas wrote: Because it was built on rock n' roll.

Okay, okay, that's possible.

But just one question- What the FUCK are you talking about?

How come... Posted May 11th, 2009 in General

How come people won't just hire mechanics to repair the economy?

Are people seriously this stupid? They say the economy will rebuild on its own, that is like me saying my broken toaster will rebuild on its own.

Response to: What's The Best Invention Ever? Posted May 11th, 2009 in General

At 5/11/09 01:06 PM, RappersAreInDainja wrote: Cheese seriously would you wanna live in a world without cheese? it would be terrible

I need you to do something very important for me, end your game of real life.

Response to: something freaky about my user... Posted October 20th, 2008 in General

I like the original better, but this is decent.

Response to: People that can't feel. Posted October 20th, 2008 in General

I feel you.

Response to: I saw a kid with cancer get beat up Posted October 20th, 2008 in General

At 10/20/08 10:44 PM, Anti-pie wrote: Did he drop any good loot?

YOU SICK FUCK.

Response to: I saw a kid with cancer get beat up Posted October 20th, 2008 in General

At 10/20/08 10:42 PM, Bomshaw wrote: What a bad time to take a dump.

Don't joke about something as serious as this.

I saw a kid with cancer get beat up Posted October 20th, 2008 in General

I'll never forget that day, it was on a sunny day in May of 2007. This accident freaked many people out, and too be honest it is just disgusting what people can and would do.

Being the innocent bystander, I walked into McDonald's one day to help the employees with their work for free...plus I was on community service. I begin by serving food to the tables, until I see this father and child walk into the establishment. Now this child was in a wheelchair and had dark spots on his skin. The father ordered their meals and brought it to the child. It seemed as if the father had to take a huge shit because he kept making premature movements, so he rushed into the bathroom while the little boy began to open his wrapper. Now this jerk sat next to the boy and he appeared to be disappointed because on that day McDonald's were giving away hidden prizes for something, I think Lazy Town. I don't exactly.

Well I go on about my business when the girl next to me screams, I look over and I see this douchebag land his fist on the poor child. Then he took the wheelchair and slammed it into the wall WITH the boy in it. I was so tempted to help him but I was frozen in place, as was everyone else. After about a minute of freaking out, this man throws the boy into a garbage can and mumbles some words to him. The father comes running out and shortly afterwords is in tears. Well the paramedics came and took him away.

I just find it incredibly disturbing in today's society how people do this kind of crap

Response to: Never had sex Posted October 20th, 2008 in General

WHAT?! You want to have sex before marriage? THAT IS A SIN!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Response to: Have you thought of suicide? Posted October 20th, 2008 in General

At 10/20/08 08:49 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: If you commit suicide, then you deserve to die.

If you commit suicide, then you die.

Response to: MS Paint your school pet peeves Posted October 20th, 2008 in General

At 10/20/08 06:42 PM, scarykid wrote: This isn't a joke, and they aren't being sarcastic, a lot of people think I am TOTALY HARDKORE 2 DA MAX!! and shit and they don't even know me..retarded white people what can I say..

Or did you just post this to boost your ego on newgrounds?