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your employment here. I understand you have a complicated time solving simple factors of the office area. You were sleeping in on the job and telling all your co-workers about how you had sex with a girl/guy. You do drugs which makes you less worktastic! You advertise for other companies. You harass the security guards all the time, you beg for a re-construction of the building and new uniforms. You always try to hack other co-workers bank accounts. You get paid 10-40 percent because YOU CAN'T GIVE CONSTRUCTIVE ADVICE, YOU CAN'T HELP NEW WORKERS HERE, AND YOU FIND IT FUNNY TO GET SUSPENDED FROM THE OFFICE.

IF THIS CONTINUES, YOU ARE FIRED!

Newgrounds, we need to discuss on

Response to: Samus is a Lesbian Posted March 4th, 2007 in General

Complete 100% of the game to unlock Samus naked.

Response to: Cartoon Network Boring Posted March 4th, 2007 in General

At 3/4/07 06:30 PM, Familyguy666 wrote: Oh my god...

Look at this list:

Worst Shows

1. Tickle U

I believe they got rid of it

2. Ben 10

Well it was creative on how they did it, just put into a boring way.

3. Camp Lazlo

Definitely horrible.

4. Gym Partner

Same with Camp Lazlo

5. Class of 3000

Even more bad than Camp Lazlo

6. Land Before Time

WTF? They rarely show the movies anymore.

7. Kids Next Door

This show is really starting to die out, which was one of my most hated shows.


I have lost respect. Screw this CHANNEL!!

Most channels are going downhill.

Response to: The Florida Cockroach Posted March 4th, 2007 in General

I remember the first and only time I saw a cockroach.

It looked like it was a baby, I just grabbed the big boot and slammed it into it.

Response to: c and c 3 demo..? Posted March 4th, 2007 in General

Hint: Vista sucks.

Don't look up to Vista to even being "good" until they fix it up in a couple of months.

Response to: I'm Going to be a father! Posted March 4th, 2007 in General

At 3/4/07 11:35 AM, UltimateAxl wrote:
At 3/4/07 11:30 AM, Haggard wrote:
At 3/4/07 11:27 AM, UltimateAxl wrote: You need to buy a house
Since when is anyone supposed to buy a house when he becomes a father?
He can't really. Like he's 16, and already having kids. Apartment sounds okay, but it will cost alot. I guess he will be living with his parents when his baby is out. I know, that is not what he wants.

If a girl offers you sex don't do it; it may sound cool to have sex with a popular girl, but even she is pretty enough don't even do it.

Unless you have a condom.

People seem to be forgetting about condoms these days and having babies so soon.

Response to: omfg my ps2 is broke! Posted March 4th, 2007 in General

At 3/4/07 11:30 AM, swive wrote:
At 3/4/07 11:26 AM, Complete wrote: 300 dollars? What a fucking rip-off.

It's an old system, not brand new or anything. For god's sake even the ones at best buy are cheap!
agreed.

Complete. Where in New Jersey do you live?

Northern section.

Response to: I'm Going to be a father! Posted March 4th, 2007 in General

At 3/4/07 11:29 AM, stone-wall wrote: thats messed up, have fun living in hell!!!! you horny guy, PLZ DO NOT HAVE IT ABORTED!!!

Having it aborted is probably the best thing to do right now, next to setting it up for adoption.

Response to: I'm Going to be a father! Posted March 4th, 2007 in General

At 3/4/07 11:27 AM, BMTSWhoIsJesus wrote:
At 3/4/07 11:19 AM, BMTSWhoIsJesus wrote: In case you want pics, someone smashd my camera with their Sammy Sosa Baseball Bat.

(the legal drinking and sex age is 16)
Did you read that part?

Yes we did, you are still too young.

Response to: omfg my ps2 is broke! Posted March 4th, 2007 in General

300 dollars? What a fucking rip-off.

It's an old system, not brand new or anything. For god's sake even the ones at best buy are cheap!

Response to: I'm Going to be a father! Posted March 4th, 2007 in General

You're too damn young and will no nothing about parenting yet.

Response to: My scary waterpark experience :( Posted March 4th, 2007 in General

At 3/3/07 07:29 PM, DarkSytze wrote: You know whats funny? I once heard about a bunch of kids that sticked razorblades in the tubes (with bubblegum or something, I've heard, sounds abit stupid and unlogical) and watched how people came out of the tubes with huge bleeding scares on their backs.

Wow, they must be real pricks.

Response to: is 3 inch normal at 13? Posted March 3rd, 2007 in General

At 3/3/07 07:18 PM, oldbinny wrote:
At 3/3/07 07:17 PM, SonyBravia wrote:
At 3/3/07 07:16 PM, Noodleboy111 wrote: Only if you haven't gone through puberty yet.
i dont have any pubs yet
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahah i got them at like 7

You were also able to enter strip clubs at that age too right?

Response to: how do i play css ofline!!! Posted March 3rd, 2007 in General

At 3/3/07 07:22 PM, DarkSytze wrote: But if your already logged in? Can't you just launch the game the game from the quickbar from Steam?

Anyways, somebody up for Surf_Skyworld?

I terribly suck at Skyworld.

Response to: My scary waterpark experience :( Posted March 3rd, 2007 in General

At 3/3/07 06:24 PM, Girouette wrote:
At 3/3/07 06:17 PM, Complete wrote:
At 3/3/07 06:12 PM, Girouette wrote: You drowned and are typing from a computer in hell right?
I did moron. How could I be being serious with a comment like that? I mean we all know satan doesn't allow computers in hell.

Which is why he is the devil, otherwise he wouldn't be so bad.

Response to: The 'Stories' forum! Posted March 3rd, 2007 in General

It would be a bad idea.

I have seen story forums on other forums, the stories never tend to get much attention.

Why?

Stories get drowned out by other stories.
People would forget the stories they were originally in and will find another story.

Response to: My scary waterpark experience :( Posted March 3rd, 2007 in General

At 3/3/07 06:12 PM, Girouette wrote: You drowned and are typing from a computer in hell right?

I never said I drowned, look, how about you read the entire fucking thread before responding?

Besides the water was only like 4 feet.

Response to: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Posted March 3rd, 2007 in General

Aqua Teen Hunger force is the only funny thing on Adult Swim. Yet it gets 15 minutes of show time :(.

Response to: My scary waterpark experience :( Posted March 3rd, 2007 in General

At 3/3/07 12:15 AM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 3/2/07 10:59 PM, Complete wrote:
watch this summer you'll be there

Yes, but not to that waterpark.

Response to: how do i play css ofline!!! Posted March 3rd, 2007 in General

I think you need to sign into steam no matter what.

Just download it you lazy fuck.

Response to: Wrongful Review Deletion Posted March 3rd, 2007 in Where is / How to?

You didn't provide anything constructive.

You just restated on how you saw it.

Response to: Computer Help!!! Important! Posted March 3rd, 2007 in General

Well, I would recommend Windows XP, seeing as it is great! But in like 4 years it will stop being upgraded thus forcing everyone to move to Vista.

So if you get XP, don't expect to keep it for too long, or keep it but expect to get many viruses and spyware.

Response to: MetalDart - The truth. Posted March 3rd, 2007 in General

I will never look at either one of you two again.

It's just not the same.

Response to: When you were younger... Posted March 3rd, 2007 in General

I used to think God was white.

Response to: new aura`s Posted March 3rd, 2007 in General

What does that picture have to do with the topic?

Response to: Dead Rising? Posted March 3rd, 2007 in General

I have it, the game is very fun.

I personally rate Dead Rising over Resident Evil 4. So many weapons to choose from, you can even make your guy look like mega man.

Response to: Tmnt Posted March 3rd, 2007 in General

Back then, TMNT was very popular.

The movies owned, the T.V series owned, and the games owned.

Response to: was Alien hominid a good game? Posted March 2nd, 2007 in General

At 3/2/07 11:14 PM, thewarriorsrok wrote:
At 3/2/07 10:48 PM, Complete wrote: It sucked, whoever made it should learn on how to make 3-d games that win Game of the Year awards.
go fuck yourself, you cocksmoker.

It's funny on how people like yourself can't tell the difference between jokes and seriousness.

Die.

Response to: My scary waterpark experience :( Posted March 2nd, 2007 in General

At 3/2/07 11:32 PM, LittleMissVixen wrote: I was in a water park in Florida and I went underwater in the wave pool for a second. I was in the more shallow area, and some fat guy sat right on my head and wouldn't get off me. I was stuck underwater for God knows how long. I still refuse to go to water parks to this day.

He didn't even feel you struggle? Was he out to murder you?

Response to: Global Warming Is False! Posted March 2nd, 2007 in General

At 3/2/07 11:27 PM, 0peth wrote: When your skin is getting cancer, I'm going to laugh.

Although this thread isn't entirely serious, the O-zone is O3(exponent) When the O3 gets damaged, the O3 breaks down to just regular oxygen---which gives us no shield or protection.

I am praying this won't happen any time soon.