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Do you honestly think a company like Nintendo would:

a) Continue to allow the paradoys of thier games on a site they are sponsoring to inlcude such high brow images as Luigi whacking off or Mario calling the princess a bitch?

b) Endorse a website with such colorful content as a game entitled "Pussy or raw meat"?

c) Wish to be affiliated with 90% of the retards that can't spell thier own name or tie thier own shoes that frequent this site?

NG is just fine the way it is thank you very much.

At 4/1/04 12:46 PM, PSYCHO-CHIMP wrote: For fucks sake, stop the macdonalds jokes. They're not actually funny. And all that "jucier then a McRib" bullshit just makes me not wanna be on NG.

Umm, bye?

Mac Donald's > Burger King > Taco Bell > dog shit > you

Good joke Tom but we all know Mc D's wouldn't touch this site with a 50 foot french fry. LOL
As long as you're at it, why not throw some counter-tard pics up as well?

At 3/22/04 10:32 PM, joliet_jane wrote: I have Ad-Aware and Spybot Search and Destroy, but everything they kill keeps coming back! My homepage is always being changed, and it used to be NG, BTW!

I am getting quite annoyed. It feels like my computer and I are getting violated up the ass. I've never felt this helpless, and I don't like it.

Go here http://computercops.info/modul...mp;file=viewtopic&p=108763

Spend an afternoon browing around and reading and checking out thier avalible FREE services. Thier's probabaly stuff on your computer that you were never even aware of. I know there was on mine.

At 3/21/04 06:06 AM, Ikkitousennomusha wrote: Imagine if every newground user just donated $1? So Tom, how do we do it?

Mmmmm, yes. Just think, I could pay a dollar to watch shitty flash submitted by retards or read idiotic opinions from mindless BBS zombies. Oh brave new world..........

At 3/19/04 02:58 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Pop up blockers are the reason for all these new mailcious ads. If people never installed pop up blockers, or used browsers that blocked them, we whouldn't have all these problems. Even f'ing ISP include software to block pop ups. It should be ILLEGAL. It's like buying a TV that blocks TV commercials.

Wade, thats about the most retarded thing I've ever heard you say and I've been listening to you for a long damn time. Pop ups are as bad as SPAM, they're unsolicited, unwanted and completely annoying. To compair them to television ads is completely convoluted. I cant remember the last time I was watching a TV show and some damn comercial or chance to win a big screen TV just jumped up on my screen and blocked whatever the hell it was I was watching.

I fyou want to advertise on the net then put a clickable ad on someones webpage but dont fucking assault me with a bunch of crap I didnt ask for. If advertisers did so in an honest, dignified mannor that allowed people to choose if they wanted to see pop ups or not then there wouildnt be a need to have pop-up stoppers.

At 3/19/04 12:36 PM, SamG wrote:

At 3/19/04 12:07 PM, _lightning_ wrote: Does any one know what to do against that http://mysearchnow.com/ banner i get on IE? I know newgrunding posted athread about that ones but i don't remember where.

You need ad-aware: http://www.lavasoftusa.com/software/adaware/

Adaware only removes the spyware once you have it, it doesn't keep you from getting it.

Download a prog named Spyware Guard, it blocks everything, is free and has regular updates.

Also I would highly recommend picking up a copy of pop-up stopper pro.

The first amendment gives you the freedom to speak your mind. Not the freedom to offend everybody else.

<<EOM>>

I alredy told you Wade, when you guys offer an 8.5" x 11" waterproof sticker that I can put on my boogie board I'll order, not before then.

Alright, a flawless voting plan. Great job.

*opens portal window

*clicks to load obsenely large flash

*opens new browser window to look at smaller flash

*watches smaller flash

*votes fairly

*sees larger flash has loaded

*BLAMS THE SHIT OUT OF LARGE FLASH FOR BEING A PIECE OF CRAP ANYWAY.

*moves on

See kids? It's simple.

At 7/25/03 11:40 AM, WadeFulp wrote:

At 7/25/03 11:30 AM, EZ3 wrote: I'm confused to what character spamming is. Can you tell me?

From looking through your reviews you seem to be very guilty of submitting reviews that character spam, flood, etc. Don't you have any fucking common sense? You think we want people submitting reviews that clutter up the review field? Clean up your future reviews or I'll wipe out your account.

You actually responded to a post by EZ3 in which he was questioning what character spamming was?????
Scuze me a second, Wade old boy........*ahem......

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Ok, I'm better now. You need to get some more sleep there buddy. We lurve ya.

*chuckle

Yesh...massive improvments....Now I can watch shitty flash get protected when it should have been blammed at LEAST 10 times faster. This is great. I can now ruin my morning in 5 minutes as opposed to teh 30 it used to take.

At 5/24/03 09:27 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Many users are still spamming Newgrounds with links to outsides sites in an effort to make their characters more powerful. We are terminating accounts left and right when we come across users doing this. We don't care of you have 0 experience, or 10,000 experience. Spam Newgrounds and you're account is gone without warning or question.

Yeah, save the bandwidth for the shitty submissions you inconsiderate bastards.

At 4/29/03 05:15 PM, TomFulp wrote: Expenses aside, things are looking up! Here is where things stand with our bandwidth:

1) When we were released from Troma, we took on hosting responsibilities for the old Tromaville Coalition, which was basically disbanded. In return, Troma let us keep the machines they were using for the coalition (a web server for the hosted sites, and an ad server). We decided not to run the network ad server anymore, so it has become a free machine that we had yet to hook up to the NG server cluster.

2) Francois (Troma's former tech guy who now provides hosting tech support to NG directly) has hooked up the old ad server directly to the router IP for our new bandwidth line. While we are unable to hook multiple servers up to the new line, we do have that single connection open. It's a crazy idea, but it should work.

So basically, we have a cluster of servers connected to the first 100mbps line, and a SINGLE server with the second 100mbps line all to itself. This isn't optimal, but it should result in visible improvements. Respond to this thread and let us know if games and movies are downloading faster for you now.

This is just a temporary fix. I have ordered MORE machines, so we will be able to set up a router and some more webservers to manage the extra bandwidth (ETA: 2 weeks). Once this is done, the results of the upgrade will hopefully be very obvious. Cross your fingers, and think positive thoughts - hope this will all work out! :)

Yeah, I had a shitty 3 meg movie load in a matter of seconds with my cabel connection so I would say, connection-wise, things are looking up. Now if you guys could earmark a planned fix for the voting system or the threshold s that are allowing a ton of crap to live, coupled with the fact that 99% of the users are scared to vote 0 cause' they think Wade will delete thier accounts if they do, then we'd be well on our way to some major improvements.

Oh, I'm sorry, did I say that last part out loud? OH PLEEEEZE WADE, DONT BAN MEH!!!!!!!

With as much bullshit crap flash that makes it through the new voting system the last thing anybody needs is a bunch of poser wannabes voting up crap. Find a new hobby.

Wait.....Wade's married? to a WOMAN???????
Will wonders never cease......

heh heh heh

I haven't browsed this site in so long I'm totally lost in all the updates and changes. However, I do think that a collection of pre-screened wavs or MP3's that are most frequently used would be really handy for the users. I know there is at least one sound I've been trying to find for months and it just isn't happening....if it were here that would be pretty damn cool.

LilJim, you are the f***ing MAN!!!!
I can't begine to tell you how much better NG became after you came on board. Well done my friend.

Are you kidding me? Have you read the forum Tom? Why in god's name would I want to subject myself to a real-time experiance with these retards? Out of the bazillion users on this site there are maybe a dozen that can form a coherant thought, site administrators excluded. I can only imagine the collective I.Q that gets displayed in the chat room....I would attend but I fear my head would explode.

At 10/29/02 09:59 PM, sizzler wrote:

At 10/8/02 04:07 PM, -bomb- wrote: After years of loyal depositing, I have reach the 10000 mark, and what do I get? NOTHING! TOM YOU SOB HOW DARE YOU SKIMP OUT ON THE GOODS!

Have you e-mailed Tom and got a response yet? If not, then enjoy this (courtesy of Comorat):

Heh heh heh...Im Teh l337 Artist

At 10/23/02 05:29 PM, TomFulp wrote: Many of you may have noticed the new poll by now! That's right, we finally replaced the poll about video game mascots! Expect to see new polls on a much more regular basis from now on, as we finally have a good system in place for creating polls. Are there any burning questions on anyone's minds? I'm open to poll suggestions!

How about the top 5 NG users you'd like to meet in real life so you could pound the dog shit out of thier skinny little 15 year old punk asses?

Doesn't the new system pretty much eliminate the need for a "Turd of the week" or "Underdog of the week"?
They have always been pointless awards in my eyes and I know others agree with me. How about something like "Best new Artist" or an award for most funny or violent movies (that were still good of course)

At 10/7/02 03:55 PM, MisterEd wrote: Ah, no, senor, you mistake why I no pass Spanish One four years in a row.

So I did everything Tom said and this came up:

“Votar a Banda:
Usted Ya voto a esta banda.”

That came up, see, and it came with a little box you have to click that says, “cerrar”.

What the hell does “cerrar” mean?

I have no clue, but I clicked it, anyway. Hope it doesn’t mean “error”.

Loosely translated it means, Votar a Banda: "To vote on this band"

Usted Ya voto a esta banda, "You have already voted on this band"

cerrar "to close"

I think I'd like to hear some of the music before I vote for em.....

Speaking of the login system, when's that going to be fixed Tom?

At 9/30/02 09:22 AM, TomFulp wrote: Thanks to everyone who submitted Saddam and Bush voices! I have tons of them to go through! At this time you can stop sending them in, because I have enough to pick some winners.

On a totally different note, you can now buy Swearbear merchandise at Spencer's Gifts in your nearby mall! We will soon be launching a contest where winners will receive lots of great SB stuff. Watch for it!

Man I cant wait to see what this leads too.....LOL
NG has been running pretty damn good for the last few days, thanks for clearing it up. Oh, tell Wade Im sorry for acting like a dick the other day in the BBS, I was pissy and tired and I think I came off a little harsh like I was personally blaming him for the slowness. Wouldn't want anybody I respect to hate me ya know.

heh

While I've got your attention...

Are there any plans to put out a large (12" x 12")
vinyl/water proof stick that some one could use for...oh I dont know....decorating his/her boogy board or surf board? Newgrounds doesnt have as much west coast recognition as it deserves and the water is getting cold fast........

Hell I'll even send you a self addresed stamped envelope big enough so you wouldn't have to fold it....WITH CORRECT POSTAGE!!!!

At 9/25/02 09:49 PM, WadeFulp wrote:
So you're an expert web host and you know that a massive surge in traffic like Newgrounds can get can't cause SQL errors? The reason there are SQL errors are because there are to many connections to the database and it can't handle it.

Nice fucking attitude Wade.

Tell you what, you go back to counting sticker orders and I'll go continue to count the errors Melvin spits at me.

expert webhost......why I oughta........

At 9/21/02 11:23 AM, DaFreaK_B_ wrote:

At 9/1/02 03:42 PM, DragonKirby64 wrote: Mybe you should do yourself a favor and get like a cable or broadband connection.

Don't try entering NG without cable connection. It's really hard.

Shit, Ive got cable and this site still sucks hind tit. I even tested out my connection with a few differant rating services. On avaerage I can pass about 2 megs a second so I ask again....WHAT THE FUCK TOM&WADE?????

At 9/22/02 12:07 PM, rsdig wrote:

At 9/22/02 11:31 AM, Comorat wrote: *hands RSDIG his SECOND dumbass topic of the year award*

Let's give him a big hand folks. <claps>

Shall we try for three?

Oh don't worry, I'll post something even worse next week :)

Greeeeaaaaat.............

At 9/22/02 01:50 AM, creamyspy69 wrote: Question Wade.....when will you offer the "Rsdig with hideous New Jersey bitches" poster?????

Better question, when do we all get to beat the crap out of him for putting such moronic topics on the front page???