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Upper middle-class, bitches.

I can still be cool in the poor people's book (so long as I don't brag) and get a $1300 custom made computer.
But really, why do people with money feel the need to make fun of those who don't have it? I give twenty dollars to people passing me in the hallway every now and then, simply because I've got a twenty I don't need.

At 4/17/10 12:34 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: Pedophiles don't hurt anyone being pedophiles

They may want to rape children; but many are content to fap to CP

The only reason CP is illegal is because it's exploitation

Imagine being attracted to something it wasn't legal to find porn to?

That's hardly any existence at all

STFU, you're not helping.

Furrys are people with a fetish. Get the fuck over it.
I myself am a furry, and have never once wanted to rape my dog or wear a fursuit. If someone wears a fursuit, not my problem. If someone rapes their dog, I'm calling the cops. We just wank to pictures of things that don't exist, same as people who jerk it to tentacle porn or catgirls. Just because CSI said it leads to murder does not an argument make.

So let's just all calm down...

At 8/12/10 05:28 PM, JohnnyDamon wrote: I just got a text message, saying "Nemo liber est qui corpori servit. " It was from a random number I didn't know, with a 260 area code. All the numbers down here have either a 407 or 321 area code.... 260 is from Indiana.

TRANSLATION: No one is free who is a slave to his body. It's a Latin saying. In my expert opinion on all things conspiracy, you're about to become an Animorph.

Just don't go longer than two hours. You remember what happened to the last guy...

At 8/11/10 01:48 PM, Vidaria wrote: hands up those who think I'm being friendzoned

ME! ME! I do!

It would look much less creepy if they at least colored the fucker in with some Crayola or some shit.

At 8/11/10 01:04 PM, Dubbi wrote: Not everyone can go around swinging retards with bats, because they're being retarded - people just need to call the cops.

Right. Let's all call the cops and ask our attacker to calmly wait half an hour to get tsked tsked and put in time out for a few days-at most a month.

At 8/11/10 04:06 PM, brmalone wrote: the name of the show is the legend of koora and will premere on nick in 2011.

You'd better be fucking with me.

At 8/11/10 05:15 AM, FunnyStuff707 wrote:

At 8/11/10 05:14 AM, robin1232 wrote: You do know that they're not natural, do you?

Have you never heard of the macaroni bush?!

HA! What a dumbass.

I use the stall and make everyone think I'm crapping when in reality it's just me hitting the water with my piss quickly and pointing it back at the side. For some reason, they always fall for it, asking, "Dude, what the hell did you eat?"

I did back in 2008, when it said that by 2010 the planet Niburu would be like a second sun in our sky, but here we are, and if you look up, nothing's there.

At 8/10/10 01:39 AM, arcansi wrote: the furries who are immune to radioactive stupidity have agreed to traverse the wasteland and bring us some new board games.

Sir, Yes sir!

At 8/10/10 07:30 AM, TechnoHound wrote: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Robin1232!
Who got killed by the oil spill done by Bp?
Robin1232!

Many a lulz were had as the children cried out in glee and the priest praised the Lord our God, TechnoHound.

Sleep tight, don't let the murderers bite!

At 8/9/10 08:16 PM, Falconpunchr wrote: Looks like we have a new pretentious and batshit crazy poster on the BBS

Hooray!

You should all do the safety dance to work off that fat!

At 8/8/10 05:00 PM, DM692 wrote: 5'8". and I turn 15 on Spetember 29th.

Same. Except I turn 15 on November 4th.

At 8/8/10 07:29 PM, Polonium wrote: intestinal parasites

not too elegant or attractive, but if you think about them for a moderate length of time they become admirable in a way you can't quite put your finger on

I see your point, but that won't stop me from shivering at the thought of the little bastards. Anyway, how long do they get? If they can cover the whole intestine, I'll eat my fedora.

At 8/8/10 06:19 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Honey Badgers win hands down.

Jesus H! It's a SUPER-BADGER!!

At 8/8/10 12:02 PM, Lucy wrote: Chi Chi from Dragonball.

I wish. Probably more like Buster from Arthur.

You have rabbit ears?

He's probably not really a cop, just a guy who can fake a badge who's got beef with your brother.

At 8/8/10 04:44 PM, Idiocy wrote:

At 8/8/10 04:42 PM, CommanderFalcon wrote:

At 8/8/10 04:27 PM, Idiocy wrote: Probably the only other species I would do

That looks awesome. What is it?

Sorry, lynx

Thought so, but I don't like guessing.

At 8/8/10 11:03 AM, Machop90 wrote: I'm not your brother.

I HAVE NO BROTHER!

Look inside yourself, you know it to be true!

I AM YOUR COUSIN!

At 8/8/10 04:34 PM, Guest8792 wrote: Here are some REAL environmental bad asses

Thank you for that.

At 8/8/10 04:27 PM, Idiocy wrote: Probably the only other species I would do

That looks awesome. What is it?

Quadraxis14. He was the first Let's Player I'd ever seen, and as soon as I get the equipment, I'm going to make let's plays, too.

Where are we going with this?

At 8/8/10 04:21 PM, alphaswitch wrote: your gayer than the day is long

And you're as creative as a corpse. Now GTFO and bother someone else about their interest.

Names your favorite off shoot of an animal specifically fitted for a certain type of environment.

Such as tree frogs or polar bears.

My personal favorite are snow leopards. They look amazing.

At 8/8/10 12:48 PM, Homie-Z wrote: I had a small glass of water to drink with it?

You're not sure?

Anyway, popcorn shrimp and fries, with a Sprite to drink.

I'd guess Cootyamortie, because we both live in Alabama.

At 8/7/10 11:49 PM, Ideawizard wrote: From what I hear from my Super-republican father, the main concerns regarding the fight against health care is that we will be overtaxed and become a socialist society.

I can understand being against over-taxation.