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I hate southern schools' policies on "if we don't like it, we'll fuck your shit up." Everyone in my school is clean, but the principal considers us all druggies with nothing to do but hang around passing the blunt. And his PDA policy is annoying, too. He suspends people for two weeks if they hug someone of the opposite gender.

I wuv my lowwy pawp. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

That depends on if whoever used me could hear me talking to them. If so, a fireman's axe. If not, a house. Or a robot

I think it's possible. Time paradoxes would immediately correct themselves somehow. If you killed an ancestor, then you wouldn't immediately cease to exist, but you would still have killed your ancestor, because the you that is in the past is ENTIRELY different from the you in the future. Since the you in the past is only a "copy" of the you in the future, they're actually two completely separate beings, just similar in every way. If you returned to the future, the world would have proceeded as if your ancestor had always been dead, but since you're really just a copy from the past, then reality has no reason to destroy you. None of the people you know would know you, because the original you never existed. The you they would be talking to then would be without any actual blood relatives, because he would be a sort of "time clone."

At 9/7/10 05:42 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote: Bringing this back on topic...

How much longer until he actually tries that, I wonder?

At 9/2/10 01:26 PM, WTFClock wrote: Rightey on ol' chap want an ol' biscuit for the tea potty dick salad what.

I say, your English is gastly. It so depressing knowing that your speech impediment is holding you in the lower class. Why can the English teach they're children how to speak?

<music>
Look at him, a prisoner of the gutter,
Condemned by every syllable he ever uttered.
By law he should be taken out and hung,
For the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue.

WTFClock: Aaoooww!

Heaven's! What a noise!
This is what the British population,
Calls an elementary education.
Hear them down in Soho square,
Dropping "h's" everywhere.
Speaking English anyway they like.
You sir, did you go to school?

Random Gentleman: Wadaya tike me for, a fool?

No one taught him 'take' instead of 'tike!
Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
This verbal class distinction, by now,
Should be antique. If you spoke as he does, sir,
Instead of the way you do,
Why, you might be selling flowers, too!
Hear a Yorkshireman, or worse,
Hear a Cornishman converse,
I'd rather hear a choir singing flat.
Chickens cackling in a barn Just like this one!
It's "Aoooow" and "Garn" that keep him in his place.
Not his wretched clothes and dirty face.
Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
This verbal class distinction by now should be antique.
If you spoke as he does, sir, Instead of the way you do,
Why, you might be selling flowers, too.
An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him,
The moment he talks he makes some other
Englishman despise him.
One common language I'm afraid we'll never get.
Oh, why can't the English learn to set
A good example to people whose
English is painful to your ears?
The Scotch and the Irish leave you close to tears.
There even are places where English completely
disappears.

In America, they haven't used it for years!

Laughter

Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegian; the Greeks have taught their Greek.
In France every Frenchman knows
his language from "A" to "Zed"

The French never care what they do, actually, as long as they pronounce in properly.

Arabians learn Arabian with the speed of summer lightning.
And Hebrews learn it backwards,
which is absolutely frightening.
But use proper English you're regarded as a freak.
Why can't the English,

Why can't the English learn

TO SPEAK?
</music>

Professional fights where there is no chance of anyone dying are fun and entertaining. It's what they're for (though no professional fighter would ever admit to being an entertainer).

In a street fight, things are different. These people hated one another so much, they decided to do everything in their power to make sure the other stops breathing, and though it almost never gets to that point, almost isn't good enough. They, or anyone present, won't think that, but it's what they're doing. Trying to kill one another.

And that is a barbaric practice, one we should have left behind long ago. Think to yourself, "How much better would the world be if our world leaders just had a wrestling match to solve issues instead of bombing the shit out of each other?"

Why do people associate cruelty and killing for food? Admittedly, some places do torture the animals they kill, but that's just another annoying case of the vocal minority. Most animals killed for food are treated as humanely as any creature in their situation can be.

Also, yes we can survive on just fruit and veggies. You could also drive with your feet, but that don't make it a good fuckin' idea.

At 8/30/10 05:34 PM, Monocrom wrote: And so are my family, friends, aquaintences, assholes I've dealt with in my Life, and even total strangers I pass on the streets everyday.

But can you DRAW New York? BY HAND, no fancy smancy computer programs.

At 8/30/10 09:05 AM, JudasChad wrote: i like the fall. the best of both worlds

FUCK YEAH, LEAVES FALL FROM TREES, PEOPLE DRESS UP IN MONSTER COSTUMES, AND THE GROUND IS ALWAYS WET, JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT!!!

Leaves falling round, all over the ground.

At 8/30/10 04:59 PM, BritPop wrote: I throw up after most meals.

Because you try to eat the disgusting crap on that show?

Did the top fall over at the end of Inception, or was he really still asleep?

PE
Speech
Biology
Computer Applications
World History/Lunch
10th Grade Geometry (Been in Advanced Math since 7th)
English/Literature

In that order.

At 8/27/10 08:25 AM, Familyguy666 wrote: Hey, I'm one of those people. Plenty of other autistic humans do this.

I'm autistic, and I don't chew like a fuckin' horse.

Self control goes a long way, using your disabilities as an excuse to be lazy doesn't. Now, people who can't so much as speak a coherent sentence because of their "specialness" I've got no problem with. But if you, like most people, aren't crippled to the point were you can't pronounce your name, then chew with your god-damned mouth shut, bitch.

Wow, I'm fourteen and my maturity level blasts your's out of the water.

If you get to the point where you think that there are no more decent members of the opposite gender then, guess what bitch, you're the problem.

At 8/26/10 06:38 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Look at it, sooooooooo cute
It's like a naked tentacle bunny

D'aaaaawwwwwwwww

Why is everyone saying it offends New Yorkers? Is anyone in this discussion from New York? Relatives in New York? Close friends? Not-so-Close friends? Enemies? Can draw a decent picture of the state of New York?

At 8/23/10 08:10 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 8/23/10 08:09 PM, CommanderFalcon wrote:

At 8/23/10 07:01 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: The Fucking Loser: sixflab

I wanted to be the loser. Can me and sixflab be losers together?

Fuck no. One fucking loser per class you fucking morons.

Then can I be the Dunce? It's almost the same...

And why are those to girls kissing? Are they gonna stop?

Please say no...

At 8/23/10 07:01 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: The Fucking Loser: sixflab

I wanted to be the loser. Can me and sixflab be losers together?

Mr. Valjylmyr, your homework is too hard! I can't watch Flapjack any more because of your "algebra."

Is this the right answer?

At 8/20/10 07:44 PM, VI-Chuckles-IV wrote: She has told me that we are going to have sex on Monday, after school. I'm a virgin.

Carry a blunt object.

But seriously, you're going to have to do something that's hard for every man.

You're gonna have to man the fuck up.

Break it off with C chick (whose full name I've already forgotten), harshly if necessary, and only if necessary. Tell the black one you wouldn't get in bed with her if you had to choose between that and being eaten alive by your parents, and just strait up ask Amanda out in a casual way, don't try to hard, but make your point clear. If you get shot down, make sure she knows you're not going to give up on it, and when she finally agrees, show her the time of her life. Preferably without the use of sexual relations. If she still doesn't want to date you, then you'll just have to let her go.

It'll be one of the hardest things you've ever had to do in your life thus far, but you can't force her if you really love her.

Now get out there and be a heartbreaker.

WAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAH! PEOPLE ARE STARVING RATS!! WAAAAH!! WHY IS EVERYONE SO CRUEL?! THESE PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WASTED LIFE, SO I'LL SAY THEY HAVE SMALL DICKS AND CALL IT GOOD!

Welcome to reality, if you don't like it, calmly excuse yourself from the table.

"Usually an extremely intelligent dark haired specimen, in a musically creative way. Usually changes people thinking because of compelling logic that pertains to perception of life and the universe. Is short but uses it to their advantage. Usually dates a Mirabelle."

All true except the short part. I'm, like, 6'1"

At 8/19/10 07:31 PM, MisterWonderful wrote: i said no saying au de natural

They didn't, they said the like girls who don't have to wear it to look attractive. No one here speaks your freaky-deaky dutch.

I thought that when two people get married, their spit would mix up during the "you may kiss the bride" kiss, and eventually it would turn into a baby.

At 8/19/10 04:07 AM, Saren wrote:

At 8/19/10 04:05 AM, FurryDemon wrote: Though you were talking about the sport La Crosse hehe.

How the fuck could you not know where La Crosse is in Kansas? Even if you like in Australia, you'd think you'd learn a little more about other countries

Ease up, man. I live in the Grand Ole US of A, and I've never heard of La Crosse, or anything that resembles the word (words?) La Crosse.

At 8/18/10 08:53 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: I'll probably end up becoming a serial killer or something. Either that or a politician.

Almost the same thing. Politicians just get off easier.

At 8/18/10 05:11 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: I JUST ATE 4 BLUEBERRY MUFFINS GUYS!

Manly or what?

ONLY IF YOU ATE THEM ALL AT ONCE!

lolcaps

I got one, but it only goes forward at normal speed. I made it out of a cardboard box and a sharpie.

BAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!

I hate these kids! Everyone's a pussy but me! The next generation can't possibly see fighting as a waste of time and energy when there are plenty of other things to do for "jollies"! They must be pussys!

BAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!