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Exactly. We aren't special, ALL the animals get an after-life. See? I solved your problem and made everyone else happy. Yay!

At 10/8/10 04:10 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: i dont really believe in ghosts, but did you ever stop to think that maybe we dont know everything about how the world works?

inorite?

Who ya gonna call?!?

At 8/19/10 04:49 PM, VinnyXY wrote: People fear death because no one knows what will happen after you die. Death is the unknown.

It's possible that after you die you will lose your consciousness and face eternal blackness. Think about it. Before you were born you had no consciousness and then when you were born you suddenly gain consciousness. After you die you will probably return right back to that state.

In which case, it doesn't matter, because you don't exist to care. I personally believe in reincarnation and that people you know in this life you knew in the last and you'll continue to know no matter how many lives you go through. They remain the same type of relationship through-out your soul's existence. Which is to say, forever.

That's not that bad. I can give a pretty good mental image of "severe acne." Actually, fuck that. Take this and put it on your face, it looks something like that.

What would happen if I was bitten by a zombie-puppet? Would I turn into a puppet or a zombie first?

I have to tolerate it because my girlfriend likes it, and she hangs out with those "pretend to be crazy by saying LOLRANDUM stuff and cussing in places and ways that are inappropriate in the given situation" anime weirdos that finger themselves over some spiky haired pussy that isn't even real.

At 9/21/10 10:59 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote: your kinda like me... except i have uncontrolled daydreams

And your kinda like me... except i have uncontrolled (and extremely detailed) memory of completely random events.

Schizophrenia sounds fun. Oh my God, I spelled that right without using spell-check! I am the GREATEST!!!

At 10/5/10 03:13 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 10/5/10 03:11 PM, AgroNurse wrote:

Suck it up. Put your pants on. Brush your hair. It's a life lesson too... you can't dress like a jackass and work at 99% of the good jobs out there.

My school never had made us wear uniforms. Thank goodness! I never wore anything stupid. I wore a shirt or a polo and khaki shorts most of the time. They can just suspend the kids who wear stupid shit for a week and not have to worry about it.

Same here, Cootmor. Why does it seem Alabama is becoming more progressive than northern states as of late?

Wait a minute. Polo shirt, khaki shorts, no school uniform, lives in Alabama.... I think I might know Cootmor IRL!

Well, we joke a lot about racism at my school. White guys will say the n word in a joke and black guys will laugh. People here really only consider that a joke, why bother get riled up over a name? They only care when you try to be actually offensive, and then they just talk down on you. (I don't know that from personal experience, we just had this racist kid come to our school a few years ago) Race is just something about you that's as open to make fun of as religion and stupid shit you do.

At 10/3/10 02:18 PM, CommanderFalcon wrote:

At 10/2/10 08:28 PM, Drake wrote: You still aren't getting the picture.

HEY! You specifically said that if anyone asked for a picture that one would be provided. NOW WHERE IS MY FUCKED-UP-SHIT THAT WAS PROMISED TO ME?!?

In your imagination, because they're a figment of it.

<sniffle>

Yes, and I'd burn all the plushies of Newgrounds characters in existence. I'd learn to hack and replace the homepage with goatse. I WOULD DESTROY NEWGROUNDS. But only if it was a guarantee.

I just told my girlfriend that I've exclusively masturbated to her for all this year and several months before that. She was very flattered. She masturbated for the first time a few nights ago. While we were sexting.

At 10/3/10 06:38 PM, CommanderWalrus wrote: I would be a leader of a thriving army of walruses.

Oh wait, I already am.

You son of a bitch.

My morals actually came from video games. Time and time again, you see how evil would pervade society and do some terrible things, like kidnap a princess or enslave Earth.

And then the hero would rise for the ashes of poverty, slavery, anything to combat the evil that had brought such wrong. When you see the hero defeat evil again and again, you start noticing how life didn't work like that.

It made me realize that if I was bad, I'd only be helping to slowly push the world into the desperation that was in my games. I decided I would help the heroes any way I could, even it that meant just getting out of the way and doing a good deed every now and then.

What am I supposed to do with a small plastic American flag?

General teenager, except I'm convinced I'm not in control of part of my mind, and it's really smart. I'll be sitting in class and have every math problem figured out before I even start consciously thinking about it. It's like never being alone, you ask it questions and you start getting feelings, almost like an answer. Pretty cool.

I was expecting a Fresh Prince joke at the end.

At 10/2/10 08:28 PM, Drake wrote: You still aren't getting the picture.

HEY! You specifically said that if anyone asked for a picture that one would be provided. NOW WHERE IS MY FUCKED-UP-SHIT THAT WAS PROMISED TO ME?!?

Anything and everything is a weapon. I'm not strong, I don't take fighting classes, so if I'm in a fight, I'll take up anything I can to break your legs.

Only thing I could get something out of was the yellow one, and it looked like the comic version of Green Goblin. You're crossing the line between genius and madman, don't you know those velvet ropes are there for a reason?

They classify free thinking and distrust of people who abuse authority as a mental illness? Dear God, what is wrong with these people? You don't have ADD, you just have a short attention span. You aren't ODD, you're just independent. You aren't crazy, you just spout random shit in public. It annoys the shit out of me when people classify ordinary behavior that's different from theirs's as a mental disease.

Why can't countries just have a really big fight? Like' no one actually dies, but it's still violent. Why is that hard? Why can't we, just once, try something that DIDN'T kill everyone because of money or conflicting opinions?

Everyone need to stop bitching about the definition. No one cares if you fap over a dictionary, you sad tub of lard. Shut up and let people have their fun.

At 9/19/10 04:26 PM, ELITE-101 wrote:

At 9/19/10 04:23 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 9/19/10 04:22 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: It's a rapeist hide your kids, hide your wife!

sawke is female

It's a rapist hide your kids, hide your husband!

fixed?

No, it goes "So hide your husband, 'cause he rapin' e'rybody out there."

Fixed.

He's a'ight. He shouldn't be famous yet, though. His voice needs to grow in. But he is a strong singer and a decent dancer. He's also a pretty good drummer. It's his fans I can't stand, they're ruining his career before it gets started, and because of his insane fans, he'll start thinking he doesn't have to work for fame and get hooked on a drug, slipping in to obscurity for the rest of his years. Here's hoping it doesn't happen, when his voice comes in, (and stops being so breathy) he'll be the next king of pop.

At 9/19/10 03:37 PM, Lorkas wrote: Poor educational system.

Our educational system is alright.

At 9/17/10 10:27 PM, NewGrounds-Bot wrote: this isnt true you guys are idiots

O Rly?

I say my ancestors put your ancestors in a cage, but that doesn't mean I owe you shit, it means my ancestors owe your ancestors, but they're both dead. Quit trying to collect the reward for torture you didn't go through.