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In one dream, I was on a bus with a bunch of people all wearing yellow raincoats, then I saw two people in cool futuristic armor walk on the bus.

They sat next to me, one on either side. One was in a sort of green, the kind you see in dry grass, but not dry enough to turn brown. The other was in red. They took of the helmets, and the green one was my life-long best friend, the other was my current girlfriend. I looked back and forth between them, they were smiling at me.

Then I felt suddenly heavy, look down, and saw I was in armor like there's, and it was also red. When I looked back up, the bus had changed into a mansion during a formal party. The front door, however, still lead to the driver's cabin of a bus.

When I walk in the cabin and saw the driver, it was my history teacher last year, who was like another father to me. He smiled, too, then I walked back to the mansion part.My friend and girlfriend were suddenly in formal clothes. I looked down, but I was still in the armor.

It was at this point I realized I was dreaming, so I used lucid dreaming and then me, my friend, my girlfriend, and another friend all hung out with the Red Team from Red vs Blue until I woke up. And I've been hanging out with all of them in my dreams ever since. It's fun knowing you're asleep and controlling your dreams. It feels like I'm there for a week every time I fall asleep.

Wow. It fills my heart with joy to see hat two totally opposite beliefs can come together and agree on the simple pleasures in life. To answer the question, I can't wait until I can see her, just having her close is like being high, and it's a high that's good for you. Good for you two for being able to look past religious boundaries.

At 11/29/10 11:35 PM, DarkeSun wrote:

At 11/29/10 11:34 PM, PikaRobo wrote:

At 11/29/10 11:32 PM, DarkeSun wrote:

At 11/29/10 11:30 PM, madhoe wrote:

Why am I still on?

Because you're not off.

Who are you?

I am me.
Where am I?

You are here.
What is there?

That
Why is it?

And so ends another meeting of "The Pronoun Club", same time next week, everybody!

At 12/1/10 09:08 PM, homsarrunner3 wrote: Love, is the amount of tolerance you display towards someone, and how much you care about them unconditionally, despite their faults. If you truly love someone, you actually may not fap to nude fantasies about them because in your mind, you rank them higher than normal sluts in porn videos.

But that's just me.

I think an occasional fap should be fine. I mean, what if they're out of town and talk dirty over the phone? What happens then? Love, I think, should be a mix of emotions (mostly) and occasionally sex drive.

I fucking LOVE that movie! I want another copy.

A door.

...................................

Let's do this.

They would find...

Gasp!

A second mattress!

D'aaaawwww......

I'm lovin' it.

Ba da ba ba ba.

At 11/18/10 06:55 PM, Skeepsis wrote: Since when did THE NG BBS become a Bulletin Board System for reporting news...
BBS become a Bulletin Board System for reporting news...
BBS become a Bulletin Board System
BBS---Bulletin Board System

Durp.

At 11/18/10 06:37 PM, towellyfan wrote: no, america is greasy fast food mcdonalds and people who love the government.not being mean to most of our country(s), but I think living in the uk would be unique. I mean, when you've never been outta north america, you wanna go to asia/europe/australia/south america/north africa

True dat.

At 11/18/10 08:45 PM, Liquify wrote:

At 11/18/10 07:44 PM, SansNumbers wrote: It's not like he ever freed black people from slavery or anything.

Oh wait.

Oh for christ's sakes...

He never freed blacks from slavery.

The Emancipation Proclamation was nothing more than a war strategy.

Also, so you guys know, there were black people that owned black slaves...

Just to say, there were also blacks with white slaves and whites with whites slaves. And today, everyone owns teenage Asian girls.

They love you long time.

At 11/18/10 02:48 PM, samwd1717 wrote: Hell cunts and tyrants from my knowledge have been respected for what they did despite murdering a large innocent population

History is written by the victors.

Riots and sadness.

CRAAAAWWLING IIIIN MY SKIIINNN!!!!!

At 11/14/10 06:35 PM, Dew wrote: Parents these days forget that no matter how young someone is he or she is still a person, and the minute you start treating a kid like his or her age, thats the minute he acts as such.

"A person's a person, no matter how small" - Dr. Seuss

Just Eagle, as he would not like the same things I would, which include the military. And Commander Shepard.

One of the signs is that every day 11:11 appears on a digital clock?!?! OH. MY. GAWD!

At 10/31/10 08:41 PM, thelittleemo wrote: I once called someone a retarded bastard because he stepped in front of me inline. He told me that his father had died before he was born and then he ran off crying. I still feel bad about it.

I don't get this. I thought the definition of "bastard" was your parents were never married. I'm a bastard, but I don't go off and cry about it. Don't feel bad about hypersensitive bastards, because the rest of us don't really give a shit. That's why there aren't any bastard help groups.

So, when is she coming over? Tonight?! No? You sure? Are you REALLY sure? Why? I don't give a shit what her mom said! I'm turning blue down here!

If everybody starting t47Kin l1k dis!!1!!!111!111!!1!11!!!!1!11!!!11!11!!
1!!!

If penis wasn't an option, a rocket launcher.

Samuel L. Jackson. "I am tired of this mutha-fucking green on my mutha-fucking eggs! And ham!"

I put my friends and girlfriends on equal footing. It's been said, "The only way to find a true love is to first find a best friend." Damn, if only I knew who actually said it.

Chicken? Good sir, that looks to be a baby. Now either you think babies look like chickens, or I think chickens look like babies. One of us is in need of some serious help. I recomend we go together, just to be safe.

Thanks to an abnormally long tongue, which in turn is thanks to years of stretching it, I've actually done it. Damn near dislocated my own shoulder, but I did it. The answer is, stick a finger in your mouth. It taste like that. Now lick some fine sandpaper. If you have dry skin, it feels like that.

When people refuse to shut their god damn mouths while they eat. I do not need to hear what you're eating. I can look away, seeing it doesn't bother me. It's the disgusting slurping noise people make no matter WHAT they're eating.

Hooah.

Admiral Phoenix. Fuck yeah.

Why is this car surrounded by characters from Tron?

Private Canary.