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At 2/28/11 12:29 PM, Killinkyle wrote: Needless to say, you would be dead either way.

Are you high? I must know, as I am suffering from a painful cancer and must do something to fet my mind off the pain.

Yeah... "cancer"...

Yep, no difference as far as my eye can see.

Reagan.

Your sig isn't helping matters, you know.

I read the name, unlike most lazy bastards on this site who need a picture to tell the difference.

"L" to the "O" to the other "L."

The one were Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Sandy all become superheros and fight Barnacle Bo- I mean Barnacle MAN!

German.

At 2/12/11 03:44 PM, Makakaov wrote: Cuteh <3 <3 <3.

I... I think it's masturbating...

I thought the DNA in the spit would mix together in the "you may now kiss the bride" kiss and the bride would swallow it. Then when the baby was big enough, she'd throw it up.

Nobody said Kryptonite, which legitimately surprises me.

You did bad and you should feel bad.

So yeah, you're cool.

At 1/21/11 10:30 AM, Astrum21 wrote: Your spider is a lazy douche.

Yeah, make him pay rent, at least.

It's because the last thing on any but the preacher's mind is God. All anyone is thinking of is seeing two people that love each other make a life-long bond of trust and love. Fuck you for thinking it's some weird "these two shall fuck in the name of God" or whatever you thought it was.

At 1/20/11 04:50 AM, sandwich-eater wrote: The Bieber fever can only be embraced.

Seriously though, get over it.

What if Bieber Fever was an actual disease that forced you to hear his songs, like an IPod version of schizophrenia? Honestly, after a while of listening, I'd just start singing along.

At 1/18/11 03:45 PM, Yonkers87 wrote: Definitely China, cause we owe them some serious debt, and theyre gonna get their money one way or another

Funny things about debts: You don't have to pay if the guy you owe money to is dead.

At least illegal debts, like to the mafia or a dealer.

The weird thing is, I don't really feel disgusted by this. I can recognize it's not right and needed to be stopped, but I can't help but feel "meh" about this. It almost feels like I just read a story about a dog that peed on a news paper in the neighbor's yard before he could get it. Mildly interesting, but not too shocking or sick. Hmm.

At 1/19/11 12:01 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: Solution: Date cute girls who are gamers.

Done and done, bro.

I like the other Cullens. That one who was in the Civil War is pretty cool. But the werewolves that aren't Jacob or the old cripple guy are pricks.

Fuck werewolves.

At 1/11/11 06:14 PM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Be honest with yourself, when you think of Britain, what do you think of? Stereotypical Englishmen? When you think of Australia, what do you think of? Kangaroos? Sheds in the outback? Boomerangs?

And what do you think of when you think of America? Fat people and Burger King? What about Mexico? Drug cartels and border jumpers? Ignorance is a two-way street, jackass, so get off your pedestal and stop thinking your the next great political philosopher.

I can lick your elbow.

But only if I can catch you.

Dog spit.

Does it matter? I don't give two shits if you choose to worship Zeus, why should I care if you buttfuck another man (so long as he has agreed to said buttfuck)? And if it's not, that's like hating someone for being born with big ears.

Make 'em laugh!

Yes, you were a giant ass. And also a douche. Giant ass-douche. But, it was still kind of funny. Of course, all I read was "Slow wheelchair girl----------'WALK FASTER!'".

At 12/31/10 03:49 PM, nerdking wrote: Mooresville north Carolina armory, Guns and a large supply of close by food

Be there or be square.

Carrot.

At 12/12/10 08:39 PM, Luis wrote: I think the only thing that annoys me is like girls that wear those sweatpants with the messages on the ass. Usually its ugly girls so its not even like it makes them sexier... also usually the messages are just annoying: Slut , Bitch, Bootyjuice etc

And then they get mad at you for reading it. God damn you, fat whores, I have to look at something to read it.

God help us when they make those in brail....

I like the Elites in Halo. And the Grunts. And the aliens in AVP. And the ones that fly in spaceships and are our friends!

I want a black cat, a house with a bunch of crap that serves no purpose, like a foam pit, and a family that love me despite my tendency to over-indulge in fun.