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Captain America. He pimp smacks with his shield of capitalism, punches with his fist of justice, and teabags with his scrotum of freedom.

But in a fight, Hulk.

At 5/10/12 06:04 PM, Viktor wrote: and they hurt like hell

discuss

Bully for you, hope you get tooth cancer or some shit.

At 5/10/12 11:44 AM, unconsidered wrote: Or in a swamp, what is the most dangerous part about it? Besides Alligators and Crocodiles.

The swamps. The entire southern U.S. of A. are not swamps. Douche.

Why do you masturbate on the toilet? I know it's the norm, but that doesn't make it not disgusting. People shit there. I just grab some napkins, say my nose is stuffy, and jerk in the privacy of my bedroom. Neanderthals.

i'd like to say, i'm autistic. With that out in the open, the fact he's autistic should only be considered after the fact. Teachers tossing out curses and insults to students is wrong, regardless of that student's mental facilities.

Of course, morally it'll be more reprehensible, but if your going to scorch the earth around a teacher for bullying an autistic kid, be sure the scorch it around all the other bully teachers who pick on normal ones.

No, but I witnessed one of the most hilarious ways to win one. Back into the guy and pin him against the wall with your rear end, tossing punches over your shoulders.

I think it depends. If it's to one guy she's involved with, why not? If it's to multiple guys at the same time, she's a whore. If it's to other girls, we should just leave her be.

Zealous is a loaded word, and unfortunately the barrel is pointing at you with it. And CAPS LOCKING every NOW AND AGAIN does not make your arGUEment AnY more VALID.

If you wanted people to believe in Christ, you stop bashing them about it. You obviously have no idea how to properly spread the word to those that don't share your faith and you have no idea at all how to preach it to other Christians. You need to be kind and tolerant of them, at ALL times, then gradually introduce them to the word.

Be there for them when they need it, don't exploit them at their worst. Build trust, prove the strength of your faith, and answer any questions they might have. If they troll you with evolution, just say you believe what you do.

But of course, you enjoy the attention, so my words are wasted on you. May God have mercy on your enternal soul. I'll pray for you.

You think wearing skinny jeans is stupid. Suddenly, your friend gets you some, and now you need advice on if you should wear them?

Don't. If my gf got me some jeans shorts or skinny jeans, I would wear neither because they look retarded on me. They looks stupid on most guys, too. Plenty can pull of jean shorts, but few can make it with skinny jeans.

And if you can, and feel good about it, have fun.

If you can't but feel good about it, good on you.

If you don't want to wear them, then don't.

Just FYI, women pee. Even those that you know. It's not like it'll end in you banging your sister, you walked in when she didn't shut the door. Now she'll shut the door. And you'll use the other bathroom in your home (assuming you have one) when she uses that one. If you only have the one, you're a guy, piss outside in the bushes while pretending to do yard work.

There's bronies, and there's attention whores. I'm a brony, I like the show and enjoy it's community. Those are attention whores. Internet 101, people, come on.

At 4/16/12 10:59 PM, ngman7 wrote: GOD-FEARING CHRISTIAN.

Possible double post, but that phrase never made sense to me. God made us, protects us, and cares for us in a way no one else can. Why fear him? Because he can do bad things to you? Well, my gf can run me through with a knife or drug me and use me as some sort of source for a parasitic pleasure from horrifying pain. Doesn't mean I'm scared of her. In fact, I enjoy and love her presence for choosing to NOT do those things. So I'm not a God fearing Christian. I'm a God loving one.

At 4/16/12 05:01 PM, ngman7 wrote:

At 4/16/12 04:52 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: jesus frowns upon copy pasting

JESUS frowns upon SEXUAL SIN AND IMMORTALITY.

Let this be a grammar lesson, how one misplaced letter can lead a deity to being extremely hypocritical.

At 4/17/12 05:41 PM, ngman7 wrote: Some shit.

Yes to all but the TV.

You come across as the kind of person who's trying to bash me for believing in a light-hearted God and convert me to your POV. You won't. I believe God, and by extension Jesus, enjoys the lives He created. I also believe you're an asshole. I'm at least 1 for 2, we'll find out who got point number 2 once we bite the dust.

I posted, like, just an hour ago. Are you stalking your own thread?

At 4/17/12 02:42 PM, ngman7 wrote:

At 4/17/12 02:40 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: jesus could probably breakdance well

Jesus danced- but it was HOLY DANCING. There was nothing HOLY about what was going on in the video- that was BLASPHEMOUS.

And you and him what, hang out at the local bar? Don't presume he'd be like a cowboy shooting from the hip with a damnation ray, Jesus died for our sins once, and I believe that wasn't him wiping the slate clean and us messing it up. I believe it was for ALL our sins, ever made, even now, and if we accept him, he will accept us. If not in this life, then the next, and if not then, well, he understands. I believe in a benevolent God and a kind Jesus. I also believe that heaven is more than pearly marble columns and floating people, it's an eternal, good feeling no discomfort party, and I'd bet both my left feet Jesus can, and is, kickin' it if he wants it to be kicked.

At 4/11/12 05:48 PM, ngman7 wrote: The Bible says God will not be mocked.

I don't think it's very mocking to say Jesus can break it down. Jesus has all sorts of skills no one thinks about, because he's God's son. If Jesus wants to win a rap battle, he'll damn well win it. If Jesus wants to shuffle, Jesus is going to shuffle better than anyone in that video. Because he's Jesus, and he doesn't have to give a fuck what you tell him to do, ass wipe.

At 6/27/11 05:30 PM, Shade wrote: Lungs, no need to breathe + me = Aquaman.

Hell yeah.

I watched Power Puff Girls regularly. And that one show were a lemur would come in, then something would happen, the lemur'd be cartoonified, and they'd teach me stuff.

Let me get this straight, a day after the Joplin tornado, everyone's up in arms, but the second I could check after a week with no power and praying the fridge will stay cool enough for food, not shit about Alabama tornadoes?

At 5/5/11 04:36 PM, AsianOverlord wrote: What the title said. You get a Good ol' days flashback, you lose.

Post NAO

I lose.

Nope. That sounds like possibly the worst idea ever. Ever.

Seriously, this guy already looks like he could kick your ass without godly powers.

At 3/26/11 12:12 AM, Skwurll wrote:

At 3/25/11 09:33 PM, CommanderFalcon wrote:

At 3/25/11 09:31 PM, CommanderFalcon wrote: I would curse her with the greatest insult an enemy can suffer. To be ignored.

Also, props to anyone who gets the reference.

Mass Effect 2, that Krogan that breeds Grunt.

Goddamn I'm nerdy.

Congratulations, good sir.

At 3/25/11 09:31 PM, CommanderFalcon wrote: I would curse her with the greatest insult an enemy can suffer. To be ignored.

Also, props to anyone who gets the reference.

I would curse her with the greatest insult an enemy can suffer. To be ignored.

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At 3/24/11 07:48 PM, Illegal-Product wrote: enjoy.

I lol'd till my crotch got darker.

The only reason it was the best time of your life is because you still haven't graduated.

Right, okay. Sorry everyone, I posted this while sleep deprived. Not entirely together (though I still had pretty good spelling and grammar. +1 for me). I'll definitely consider some of the advice posted here, but in all honesty, I'm a downer when I'm sleepy and I don't even remember posting this. Thanks to the people that actually tried, lol to the people making jokes, and fuck you to the last guy.

I have a small problem.... I'm with a girl I, as much as I can know, am totally in love with.

But things are slowing to a pace that's unbearable, and I don't know how to bring interest back into it. We're going to a circus in a few days, and I pray it helps, but what do I do if it doesn't? Granted, part of the problem is we talk constantly and I, for whatever reason, don't bring up my favorite subjects with her. She hasn't asked me to stop, I just haven't.

It also doesn't help our school's rigid policy keeps us from showing any affection and that our parents refuse to let it happen, either.

I've looked through almost every source that you can to describe love and I'm sure it's real. I've just gotten so bored recently...

It might help to add that it isn't just her, I've been very disinterested in a lot of things lately. Maybe I'm just stuck in the grind.

At 3/2/11 05:47 PM, IlikeKorn123 wrote: now the idiots out there want to take away free speech, what next? no more rock music?

I just learned today you actually need a permit for free speech. And it's only valid in the state you got it.

I'm actually being completely serious. Go to a courthouse and ask about it.