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Suicide is irrational. You are born with a natural instinct to survive. I'm sure it take plenty of will power to override that, but if you seriously can't think of another way out of a situation than suicide, you either aren't thinking or aren't trying hard enough.

There is always another way, even if it's getting killed by someone else. Never, under any circumstance that I can mentally conjure up, is suicide the only way.

When you think about it, every waking moment of your life, suicide is an option. Don't agree with my opinion? Then killing yourself is an option so you don't have to deal with it. Ignoring it is a much more beneficial and safe option. Arguing it is less beneficial, seeing as you have to deal with it more if you're going to change it, but still, it's an option.

I dunno if it's for me, but I'd have no problem if my brother started boning alien chicks.

I go to the local supermarket and buy a shit ton of meat. Then I'd train all the zombies like dogs and lead my zombies in a zombie v zombie war. It's more creative than most of these shitty ideas.

At 6/28/12 09:14 PM, Skaren wrote:

At 6/28/12 09:09 PM, CommanderFalcon wrote: Bro? Shadowmere's a girl.

In both Oblivion and Skyrim they referred to Shadowmere as a "he," you troll.

Dammit, boys, were caught!

Let's get the fuck out!

Right behind you!

At 6/28/12 09:33 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 6/28/12 09:28 PM, CommanderFalcon wrote: I could record myself wiping my ass

The Gerogerigegege already did, and released it on 7-inch

Point proven.

I don't understand all the people saying it isn't really music. I could record myself wiping my ass, and if someone likes it, it's art. If it's art that you have to listen to, it's music. If just ONE person likes it, it's art in some way. If I loaded up MS Paint, drew a dick and then slapped a caption on it, SOMEBODY would find it funny. Thus, they'd like it. Thus, I have now made art. It may not have much effort, it may not be suited to those that like the Mona Lisa, but to just out and say "that's not art" to ANYTHING is, well, ridiculous. If a living thing made it and intended it to be looked at/listened to with no other benefit other than someone enjoying it's presence, guess what, fuckers? It's art.

At 6/28/12 09:10 PM, MrSoxfan wrote: First the far left says we need to stop the obesity epidemic, and now we need to address the epidemic of staving Americans. Which one is it?

Obviously there is an overwhelming amount of hungry fat people.

Bro? Shadowmere's a girl.

At 6/28/12 09:04 PM, GrandpaSmith wrote: Oh no! Whatever will some of them do if they miss A FEW MEALS. Fuck... In countries with serious problems kids go on for many many days on end without food and these fuckers dared to say " For several meals ". Maybe Its my sleep deprivation which is fueling my anger but honestly...I want to punch through the site owners face.

Admittedly, this site is horse shit, but there are starving people in America. They go many days on end without food. This site misrepresented its cause, but that doesn't mean it isn't an issue.

Good for you. Now get her to make you a sandwich.

Oh, wait...

At 6/28/12 09:01 PM, o0-0o wrote: Fat people can starve too!

He's not wrong.

At 6/26/12 08:44 PM, jjjkuk wrote: Despite my Greek Cypriot blood and my absurdly hairy bottom-half of my body, my chest isn't hairy at all. Thank goodness, I say.

Greek with a hairy lower body? Hmm....

At 6/27/12 04:11 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: terrible combat system

Opinion.

simplified and shortened quest lines

Opinion.

copy and pasted

True.

+ constrictive dungeons

Dungeon is the key word.

uncountable glitches

True.

broken game mechanics (smithing + enchanting)

Never used it.

unoriginal and boring perk progressions (simple stat boosting opposed to introduction of new mechanics)

Because changing the game every level is a good thing.

no skill required thus lacking satisfaction

Opinion.

At 6/27/12 07:27 PM, homsarrunner3 wrote: My favorite color is pink. I DON'T SEE THAT IN A FUCKING RAINBOW, DO YOU?!

asswipe

Well...

At 6/26/12 10:45 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: "Revelations Chapter 20
[7] And when the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison,"

I rest my case.

It's been 1917 years. Revelations was written as late as 95 AD. I rest MY case.

Your move, FUNKy man.

I honestly thought Oreo just had posted a picture of a rainbow cream oreo until I scrolled down to see "PRIDE." I was about to flip my shit over how people think rainbow=gay. Rainbows are the fucking shit, and everyone should love them. They have EVERYONE'S favorite color, so everyone should love them.

At 6/27/12 03:33 PM, JoseFonz wrote:

At 6/27/12 03:29 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
It did reveal something meaningful, it revealed that the pyro is a physcopath beyond comparison.

We already knew that.

Actually, we didn't. Pyro could've been plenty of things. A man forced into mercenary work because he had no other choice, an artistic philosophical kind of guy who saw beauty in fire purging evil, or a psycho.. All we had were assumptions, it's pure coincidence it turned out to be right.

At 6/24/12 12:19 AM, 4761 wrote: I don't have against MLP. But the thing is, the fanbase is annoying as fuck.

How many people do you know have The Legend of Korra signatures, user pictures, or blatant showing of obsession with the show? My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic does not make annoying fans, but it sure has a lot of them. You are correct in saying that everyone who watches a certain show doesn't act in the same, but then again, that's not the claim most MLP fan haters are making. They are just extremely agitated that all of these bronies are showing off their show with pictures of ponies.

Well that seems unfair, as well. Having a pony icon doesn't seem like it SHOULD be hated as much as it is, it's an icon. Yes, you don't see any other show as much, but why is that a problem? People can't, say, buy a pony T-shirt because no one else is doing it for their shows? Can't have a pony icon because you don't see other shows as much?

The entire argument behind all the "hate" seems more and more nonsensical the more I think about it. I can't, say, paint my house yellow because all the other houses are different colors. Can't wear a hat because no one else is wearing a hat. Can't put on a jacket, oh no, because no one else wears jackets.

If you think about it, apply the whole "you do it just to show off you like it so i hate it" argument to ANYTHING else, and I guarantee it'll look retarded on paper. The only reason it seemingly works here is because it's ponies. And it's cool to hate ponies.

Was it GeekSquad? Please, God almighty, tell me it was GeekSquad.

At 6/22/12 07:43 PM, MrRager wrote: I haven't heard of them until this past year. Do music companies just bring these guys out of the blue?
They get whatever cute group of boys and train them through lip syncing, and produce overly tuned songs?
Boy bands have been overrated since they started with N'SYNC

I like N'Sync....

I could only picture myself at one of those places if I had the desire to kill myself, but not the drive, and I wanted to be pushed over the edge.

At 6/22/12 01:48 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 6/22/12 01:39 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Right and wrong are just words, what matters is what you do.

It's not about the word, it's about the idea of what they mean. They don't mean anything until you make them something

You're JUST now figuring that out? The only reason you can shout "I'LL FUCKING RAPE ALL YOUR CHILDREN" at a mall is because "fuck" and "rape" have been given definitions by this society.

Hell, in some alternate universe, that sentence could mean "I'm going to give everyone here free healthcare and housing."

We'll never know, man.

At 6/21/12 05:03 AM, apocalypseven wrote: You fuckers, I was the only one who had the balls to actually go in there and play along and see what those things are. There is child molestation, premarital sex, men cheating on wives, drugs, gangbanging, the list goes on and on, there can be no refute because you guys never went IN, you just see the fancy buildings with the cross and everyone dressed in their suits with a fake smile walking in the god damn building.

What the fuck? Did you even make sure you were walking into a church and not some kind of gang clubhouse?

I've been to about 30 churches, all of them had old people yelling at old people and the second group of old people cried tears of joy.

I dunno what animal that's from, but can you say "Best Halloween Decoration Ever"?

Best Halloween Decoration Ever

The power to know how often you masturbate, and the power to not give a fuck about it.

Bitchin'.

96 degrees? Pussy.

At 6/20/12 05:36 PM, Razz wrote:

At 6/20/12 05:34 PM, T3XT wrote:

At 6/20/12 05:31 PM, Razz wrote: Brock.

He's more Indian-looking IMO, but hey, I guess we can't confirm it either way

How many indians do you know with an afro?

What are you on? That's just spikey hair.

At 6/16/12 12:57 AM, T3XT wrote:

At 6/16/12 12:55 AM, CommanderFalcon wrote: i get weird ones all the time, like "man u cant keep sellin me this shit, this is toshe"

Imagine how fucking awkward it is when I text back "Wrong number." then they say "u sure?" as if I don't know who I am. Once we get it sorted out, it's always like "just forget bout this" and I say "Already done. Trust me, this isn't the first time."

Gee, I wish I got interesting ones like that.

I always get mundane butt-dials from my mom and such.

I live in the South, in an area where recreational drugs like weed are common place, and ever pot head will tell you "Don't go no higher than weed, man, that shit'll fuck you UP."

So I'm convinced either this guy has some sort of ghee alergy or Toshe is a new drug no one's heard of. Could be his name, now that I think of it.

At 6/16/12 12:55 AM, CommanderFalcon wrote: i get weird ones all the time, like "man u cant keep sellin me this shit, this is toshe"

Imagine how fucking awkward it is when I text back "Wrong number." then they say "u sure?" as if I don't know who I am. Once we get it sorted out, it's always like "just forget bout this" and I say "Already done. Trust me, this isn't the first time."

Just looked it up. Toshe is a Sindhi dish made of flour, ghee, and milk. Why the fuck was he so paranoid about it, then?

i get weird ones all the time, like "man u cant keep sellin me this shit, this is toshe"

Imagine how fucking awkward it is when I text back "Wrong number." then they say "u sure?" as if I don't know who I am. Once we get it sorted out, it's always like "just forget bout this" and I say "Already done. Trust me, this isn't the first time."